Corporate Danslaughter
@corpodanslaughter.bsky.social
Comically Incompetent Human Being
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my new years resolution is to get the screaming to stop
it didnt work
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chud fatigue hitting hard if i see one more wojak anywhere im gonna make a new crater on the moon
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
chud fatigue hitting hard if i see one more wojak anywhere im gonna make a new crater on the moon
Happy Kirkiversary btw. To all who celebrate
September 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Happy Kirkiversary btw. To all who celebrate
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August 31, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
August 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
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friend server showed me a funny video that i wanted to draw a frame of
August 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
friend server showed me a funny video that i wanted to draw a frame of
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if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
August 28, 2026 at 10:52 PM
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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funniest shit I’ve seen all week
August 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
funniest shit I’ve seen all week
White people when uh. hm. shit I had something fuck what was it
August 26, 2026 at 3:28 PM
White people when uh. hm. shit I had something fuck what was it
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Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Narrative designer: The glass is half {playerEmotionalState() >= OPTIMISM_THRESHOLD: full | empty}. // FIXME: Tune optimism threshold
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Narrative designer: The glass is half {playerEmotionalState() >= OPTIMISM_THRESHOLD: full | empty}. // FIXME: Tune optimism threshold
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Art Director: Can't we just use nanite and lumen and virtual shadow maps to show a refracted shot THROUGH the glass? Why is the scene running at 10fps?
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Art Director: Can't we just use nanite and lumen and virtual shadow maps to show a refracted shot THROUGH the glass? Why is the scene running at 10fps?
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Tech artist: The glass is opaque and we're gonna use a sound effect to imply pouring off screen.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Tech artist: The glass is opaque and we're gonna use a sound effect to imply pouring off screen.
August 22, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Narrative designer: The glass is half {playerEmotionalState() >= OPTIMISM_THRESHOLD: full | empty}. // FIXME: Tune optimism threshold
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Narrative designer: The glass is half {playerEmotionalState() >= OPTIMISM_THRESHOLD: full | empty}. // FIXME: Tune optimism threshold
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Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Video Essayist: fractions, as a concept, are at least as old as Ancient Egypt, but did not reach Europe until the 17th century...
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Video Essayist: fractions, as a concept, are at least as old as Ancient Egypt, but did not reach Europe until the 17th century...
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Narrative designer: The glass is half {playerEmotionalState() >= OPTIMISM_THRESHOLD: full | empty}. // FIXME: Tune optimism threshold
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Narrative designer: The glass is half {playerEmotionalState() >= OPTIMISM_THRESHOLD: full | empty}. // FIXME: Tune optimism threshold
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Art Director: Can't we just use nanite and lumen and virtual shadow maps to show a refracted shot THROUGH the glass? Why is the scene running at 10fps?
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Art Director: Can't we just use nanite and lumen and virtual shadow maps to show a refracted shot THROUGH the glass? Why is the scene running at 10fps?
August 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Video Essayist: fractions, as a concept, are at least as old as Ancient Egypt, but did not reach Europe until the 17th century...
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Video Essayist: fractions, as a concept, are at least as old as Ancient Egypt, but did not reach Europe until the 17th century...
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There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 
August 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 
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Just Start Biting People
August 22, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Just Start Biting People
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if ISAT was slick and quick to finish and easily understandable then it would be boring as hell. the player has to suffer just like sif
I read a comment that part of the mid-game was made intentionally tedious to put you in the headspace as Siff. If so, what made you choose what seems like a risky decison. Im specifically referring to where you can dead end three times and then get told you need to go back to the previous floor.
August 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
if ISAT was slick and quick to finish and easily understandable then it would be boring as hell. the player has to suffer just like sif
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* Will is definitely a windowsill!
* Will is definitely a tapeworm!
* Will is definitely a rat!
#deltarune
* Will is definitely a tapeworm!
* Will is definitely a rat!
#deltarune
August 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
* Will is definitely a windowsill!
* Will is definitely a tapeworm!
* Will is definitely a rat!
#deltarune
* Will is definitely a tapeworm!
* Will is definitely a rat!
#deltarune
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(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely
May 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely
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this has been my strategy for drawing bon and it works pretty well id say
August 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
this has been my strategy for drawing bon and it works pretty well id say
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Go ahead and try to fill the infinite void in your soul with merchandise at the Onion Store. https://store.theonion.com/products/c2e2-onion-keychain-copy
August 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Go ahead and try to fill the infinite void in your soul with merchandise at the Onion Store. https://store.theonion.com/products/c2e2-onion-keychain-copy
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"triggered much?"
August 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"triggered much?"
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