CorpseLance
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She/her/they || Animal lover || lvl 39 || Demisexual lesbian🌈 || ADHD || BG3 || Gamer 🎮|| TTRPG🎲 || Anime
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Arguing with AI defenders is like talking with flat earthers. They’re so beyond bought in that anybody saying the emperor’s naked is immediately sealioned.
Granted, they’re devoting time to you and not wasting valuable resources AND you’re living rent free in their head for days… so not all bad.
Granted, they’re devoting time to you and not wasting valuable resources AND you’re living rent free in their head for days… so not all bad.
June 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Arguing with AI defenders is like talking with flat earthers. They’re so beyond bought in that anybody saying the emperor’s naked is immediately sealioned.
Granted, they’re devoting time to you and not wasting valuable resources AND you’re living rent free in their head for days… so not all bad.
Granted, they’re devoting time to you and not wasting valuable resources AND you’re living rent free in their head for days… so not all bad.
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Quite a week. Trump declared a peace deal with Iran, then raged when Iran publicly contradicted his account of the terms. Inflation hit 4.2% and Trump loves it. And Johnson quietly announced on a radio show that Republicans plan to cut Medicare and Medicaid next year. Not as slick as he thought.
Trump cancels Iran strikes, claims deal. Inflation spikes. Johnson pledges Medicare cuts.
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June 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Quite a week. Trump declared a peace deal with Iran, then raged when Iran publicly contradicted his account of the terms. Inflation hit 4.2% and Trump loves it. And Johnson quietly announced on a radio show that Republicans plan to cut Medicare and Medicaid next year. Not as slick as he thought.
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⭐ Slime Rancher 2 40% off
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December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
THE STEAM WINTER SALE IS HERE! 🗣️‼️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️ Don't miss out on the wiggliest adventure on this side of the Far, Far Range.
⭐ Slime Rancher 75% off
⭐ Slime Rancher 2 40% off
#slimerancher #slimerancher2
⭐ Slime Rancher 75% off
⭐ Slime Rancher 2 40% off
#slimerancher #slimerancher2
-Professor Ozpin, RWBY Volume 7, Chapter 13
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
-Professor Ozpin, RWBY Volume 7, Chapter 13
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Me as a child: Climbs trees, somersaults off the couch, rides my bike over makeshift ramps.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me as a child: Climbs trees, somersaults off the couch, rides my bike over makeshift ramps.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
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Gotta plant the cars the previous fall if you want this year to have a bumper crop.
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gotta plant the cars the previous fall if you want this year to have a bumper crop.
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I am sending every positive vibe, every ounce of heart filled love I have right now. Dolly Parton is a national treasure. We need Dolly in this world more than ever. 🩷🩷🦋🦋
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I am sending every positive vibe, every ounce of heart filled love I have right now. Dolly Parton is a national treasure. We need Dolly in this world more than ever. 🩷🩷🦋🦋
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First time traveling business class on an international flight and 1.Travel this way is a completely different experience than normal and 2. Nobody is having fun in this cabin like I am and they should get on my level.
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
First time traveling business class on an international flight and 1.Travel this way is a completely different experience than normal and 2. Nobody is having fun in this cabin like I am and they should get on my level.
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🏆| “The Tortured Poets Department” by Taylor Swift surpassed 8.6 BILLION Spotify Streams!
September 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🏆| “The Tortured Poets Department” by Taylor Swift surpassed 8.6 BILLION Spotify Streams!
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Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow.
This is an important victory for free speech.
Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself.
Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.
This is an important victory for free speech.
Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself.
Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow.
This is an important victory for free speech.
Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself.
Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.
This is an important victory for free speech.
Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself.
Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.
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I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
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History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.
September 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.
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Remembering the late great GENE WILDER - who left us 9yrs ago today.
August 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Remembering the late great GENE WILDER - who left us 9yrs ago today.
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🚨| Taylor Swift's "The Life of a Showgirl" billboard on Time Square
August 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
🚨| Taylor Swift's "The Life of a Showgirl" billboard on Time Square
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Before you ask me for advice, you should know that I just realized that the word passport comes from a document that lets you pass through a port.
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Before you ask me for advice, you should know that I just realized that the word passport comes from a document that lets you pass through a port.
"There are moments that the words don't reach
There is a grace too powerful to name
We push away what we can never understand
We push away the unimaginable"
There is a grace too powerful to name
We push away what we can never understand
We push away the unimaginable"
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"There are moments that the words don't reach
There is a grace too powerful to name
We push away what we can never understand
We push away the unimaginable"
There is a grace too powerful to name
We push away what we can never understand
We push away the unimaginable"