Scissors I love you and I want better than this for you! You deserve rest. 😴

Captain Picard was in that one, I think!

Thanks a lot, now I have Fair Dinkum singing in my head 🎶"You're an elephant too!
And you can do what the elephants do!
You can flap your ears!
Wave your trunk!
And do a turn or two like the elephants do!"🎶

It is a cruel fact that most pets are not old enough to vote...

I won at book club, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve...

Many are claiming their dress photos are too powerful for this site and they brought down the image server by serving. Get in on this! You want to be the one who crashed it or lured the dark forces of the haunted elms to revive the image server from the dead?

I love you, Rachel. How do I give you a better day? Is it head pats? Do you need head pats? Let's see. I could give you an ear worm song that will get stuck in your head. Okay maybe I'm focused too much on your head.

I want to know how much travel they are doing. Are they living in Bright Moon? Do they tour the kingdoms to work with the princesses? Are they getting off world much these days with Entrapta in her ship? How has this impacted Finn?

And the only defense against this is the one skill we struggle at MOST - getting people to like us enough to not consider us first for cutting. I get the weird rep in IT as "The one who likes to write documentation, the one who likes to listen to peoples problems, the best IT communicator!" 😱

Me: Degree in computer science, teaching self languages and techniques and standards.

Every Job: But could you also do project management, business analysis, QA testing, self training, and mentoring others?

Me: :: does all that ::

Every Job: Oh, we were measuring a different metric than you did.

I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my bot.

The mod doesn't reduce your vampire look, it increases your charisma such that everyone believes you're a friend and you COULDN'T be a vampire...

I was logging in as my second account on the BBS to play Usurper so I could support my primary account on Usurper before switching to my primary account on The Legend of the Red Dragon...

Isn't that what they have on Press Your Luck?

You know, I had a friend in college who could tell you what warp speed they chose in each episode on each mission, and that is why I am cursed to know exactly what this is referencing without having to look up anything.