Corva Tyrsdottir
@corvae.bsky.social
86 ravens in a trench coat, with a fine hat. You have NO idea how annoying it was to find a trench coat big enough to fit 86 ravens.
Terminally online dork.
I don't have a website, or even a linktree
She/they
PFP by @Nyuunzi.bsky.social, my commission
Terminally online dork.
I don't have a website, or even a linktree
She/they
PFP by @Nyuunzi.bsky.social, my commission
"How many people does it take... before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE?!"
September 20, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"How many people does it take... before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE?!"
Penitent engine.
September 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Penitent engine.
Star Wars Clonetrooper
Alt: Star Wars Clone Commando (RC-1207)
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September 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I'm just hearing Justin's repeated iterations of 'I dropped the socket.'
And now I will be for the rest of the day. Cheers.
And now I will be for the rest of the day. Cheers.
September 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'm just hearing Justin's repeated iterations of 'I dropped the socket.'
And now I will be for the rest of the day. Cheers.
And now I will be for the rest of the day. Cheers.
Sucks a basketball through IV tubing.
Been wondering when this meme-trocity would make FF/S.
Been wondering when this meme-trocity would make FF/S.
September 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Sucks a basketball through IV tubing.
Been wondering when this meme-trocity would make FF/S.
Been wondering when this meme-trocity would make FF/S.
My dad once rendered it as 'Government is terrible, and we have the candidates to prove it!'
I doubt I'll ever forget that.
I doubt I'll ever forget that.
September 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
My dad once rendered it as 'Government is terrible, and we have the candidates to prove it!'
I doubt I'll ever forget that.
I doubt I'll ever forget that.
Does anyone in your polycule have a 'JUMP YOU FUCKERS' sign, or are we gonna have to make them again?
'DO A FLIP ON THE WAY DOWN' is also acceptable.
'DO A FLIP ON THE WAY DOWN' is also acceptable.
September 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Does anyone in your polycule have a 'JUMP YOU FUCKERS' sign, or are we gonna have to make them again?
'DO A FLIP ON THE WAY DOWN' is also acceptable.
'DO A FLIP ON THE WAY DOWN' is also acceptable.
Dude looks like he's a test model for the Disney Hall of Presidents, complete with audible animatronic servos.
Did anyone check above him for puppet strings?
Did anyone check above him for puppet strings?
September 15, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Dude looks like he's a test model for the Disney Hall of Presidents, complete with audible animatronic servos.
Did anyone check above him for puppet strings?
Did anyone check above him for puppet strings?
We saw this explained in Lower Decks, pretty much with that exact logic.
September 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
We saw this explained in Lower Decks, pretty much with that exact logic.
The casting was excellent as well.
The review nerds I watch both referred back to his Terminator 2 role.
The review nerds I watch both referred back to his Terminator 2 role.
September 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The casting was excellent as well.
The review nerds I watch both referred back to his Terminator 2 role.
The review nerds I watch both referred back to his Terminator 2 role.
To confirm: jurisdictional minimum, plus court costs, plus "amount to be proven at trial?". Noted noted and noted :)
(Sheryl for Queen of the Courts, btw. Let the Heritage creeps answer to you and your hittin' stick of choice. I recommend the golf club.)
(Sheryl for Queen of the Courts, btw. Let the Heritage creeps answer to you and your hittin' stick of choice. I recommend the golf club.)
September 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
To confirm: jurisdictional minimum, plus court costs, plus "amount to be proven at trial?". Noted noted and noted :)
(Sheryl for Queen of the Courts, btw. Let the Heritage creeps answer to you and your hittin' stick of choice. I recommend the golf club.)
(Sheryl for Queen of the Courts, btw. Let the Heritage creeps answer to you and your hittin' stick of choice. I recommend the golf club.)
Reposted by Corva Tyrsdottir
August 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Worf: Death to the Opposition!
ALT: Worf: Death to the Opposition!
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September 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Alternately, they do not learn from their mistakes.
September 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Alternately, they do not learn from their mistakes.
Watch him answer in Klingon.
September 10, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Watch him answer in Klingon.
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is up with UK/EU food execs.
er.. wait, did this come from the Republic, the continent, or those self-important tosspots a bit eastwards?
Not the Swedes, the closer ones.
er.. wait, did this come from the Republic, the continent, or those self-important tosspots a bit eastwards?
Not the Swedes, the closer ones.
September 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is up with UK/EU food execs.
er.. wait, did this come from the Republic, the continent, or those self-important tosspots a bit eastwards?
Not the Swedes, the closer ones.
er.. wait, did this come from the Republic, the continent, or those self-important tosspots a bit eastwards?
Not the Swedes, the closer ones.
Anyone who whines about anyone else's private life (provided that no one is being harmed), can be answered with three words (that they probably won't understand):
AGE
TUUM
NEGOTIUM
Optionally with 'Karen' appended to the end of the statement. If it's animus-driven, 'bigot.' Invective optional.
AGE
TUUM
NEGOTIUM
Optionally with 'Karen' appended to the end of the statement. If it's animus-driven, 'bigot.' Invective optional.
September 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Anyone who whines about anyone else's private life (provided that no one is being harmed), can be answered with three words (that they probably won't understand):
AGE
TUUM
NEGOTIUM
Optionally with 'Karen' appended to the end of the statement. If it's animus-driven, 'bigot.' Invective optional.
AGE
TUUM
NEGOTIUM
Optionally with 'Karen' appended to the end of the statement. If it's animus-driven, 'bigot.' Invective optional.
I showed these to my attorney mother.
She concurs with my assessment that these are all the kind of thing that should get them yeeted off the cases and reported to their oversight bodies. Though, given your other commentary about such bodies, I expect little came of most of such reports :/
She concurs with my assessment that these are all the kind of thing that should get them yeeted off the cases and reported to their oversight bodies. Though, given your other commentary about such bodies, I expect little came of most of such reports :/
September 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I showed these to my attorney mother.
She concurs with my assessment that these are all the kind of thing that should get them yeeted off the cases and reported to their oversight bodies. Though, given your other commentary about such bodies, I expect little came of most of such reports :/
She concurs with my assessment that these are all the kind of thing that should get them yeeted off the cases and reported to their oversight bodies. Though, given your other commentary about such bodies, I expect little came of most of such reports :/
Sucks because racism and also bad engineering on the copy (my understanding is the SA originals are Pretty Okay).
I'm pretty sure Cobray mostly existed because a few cokeheads got their mitts on stamping hardware.
I'm pretty sure Cobray mostly existed because a few cokeheads got their mitts on stamping hardware.
September 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sucks because racism and also bad engineering on the copy (my understanding is the SA originals are Pretty Okay).
I'm pretty sure Cobray mostly existed because a few cokeheads got their mitts on stamping hardware.
I'm pretty sure Cobray mostly existed because a few cokeheads got their mitts on stamping hardware.