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moxy!

she/her.
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why call him billy bob thornton when you can call him cowboy bebob
the people you think are “”stupid”” deserve grace and patience too
September 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
*their* shitty music. don’t give me that much credit i definitely listen to other shitty music
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
September 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
my husband and i are about to celebrate our 10th anniversary and i learned TONIGHT that he has never before seen the new york-beyoncé meme
Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
ALT: Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
static.klipy.com
September 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by danielle
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
August 24, 2026 at 11:48 AM
this man on the lightrail has kicked his shoes off and keeps open-mouth sneezing into the aisle
June 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
it happened again
June 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
June 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
diagnosed with AweDHD. in constant awe of the universe and thus get nothing done
April 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
my favorite thing about this years oscars is teyana taylor having the time of her life at every moment. i’m gonna need to find every gif
March 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the horrors, they are a-persistin’
March 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
eat shit patriots
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
WE DID IT FOLKS #seahawks
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
let’s do this seahawks
a cartoon of marge simpson sitting on a couch singing sports sports sports sports .
Alt: a cartoon of marge simpson sitting on a couch singing sports sports sports sports
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
when i hold the cat over my shoulder and he burrows his little face into the back of my neck
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
wrong. it’s eggonomics
Did u know the E in STEM stands for Egg. Science Technology Egg Math
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
all the blessings in the world to this person specifically
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
now is the winter of our dismalcolmtent
First poster for the ‘MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE’ sequel series

Releasing April 10 on Hulu.
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
gaydar is a very fun show and josh is charming!
Thanks to Anania and the team for having me on Gaydar last week! I think I did an okay job under pressure!!!
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
she wants to start a book club with me
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i appreciate spotify tracking my music-related hyperfixations. burned a hole in this album this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
where do i report voter suppression
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
sports! wow!
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
waiting to hear my husband’s reaction every time i send him a meme from the next room
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
also shoutout to the greendale human being mascot for getting cast in superman (2025)
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
personally speaking i would love to see every wilhelm scream replaced with tim robinson shouting “WHAT THE FUCK”

for cinema
September 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM