Cosmo
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howl-laughing so hard help
July 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
howl-laughing so hard help
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![The Godzilla "destroy the financial district" meme. But it says "Go ahead and destroy [famous singer], Godzilla. Make the children safe." I'm not making it searchable because I know how deranged the fans of [famous singer] are. But you can work it out if you can't see the image. What famous deceased singer with a recent biopic did you not want anywhere near children? Fun mystery!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2yrtl2zf5k3kr7vqxkvejuxm/bafkreics2bz35d4y4jcoi53kxpe57cjlkclhvdtpqupeymjujzgznz22ya)
When you’re watching Woke Austin Powers and Parentally Disadvantaged Person of Size shows up >>>
May 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
When you’re watching Woke Austin Powers and Parentally Disadvantaged Person of Size shows up >>>
“You shot yourself in the ass babysitting Dr. Jill”
March 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
“You shot yourself in the ass babysitting Dr. Jill”
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
March 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
“Hi! Me and my wife saw you from across the bar,”
February 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“Hi! Me and my wife saw you from across the bar,”
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FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE
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Who even hates the Bills that much? It is a suffering brought forward out of deep time by the Old Gods, suffering not compassed by any mere human spite or schadenfreude, but immense—implacable—indifferent—and whose meaning is its meaninglessness.
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Who even hates the Bills that much? It is a suffering brought forward out of deep time by the Old Gods, suffering not compassed by any mere human spite or schadenfreude, but immense—implacable—indifferent—and whose meaning is its meaninglessness.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
If you’re gonna interrupt the Survivor finale with a press conference you better be about to pull a Budd Dwyer
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you’re gonna interrupt the Survivor finale with a press conference you better be about to pull a Budd Dwyer
Still watching the Drew Carey show
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Still watching the Drew Carey show
Drew Carey Show was different man
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Drew Carey Show was different man
Look at my sacrament dawg I’m going to hell
September 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Look at my sacrament dawg I’m going to hell
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smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍
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[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
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Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
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September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
I FUCKING LOVE THE BUFFALO BILLS!!!!!
September 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I FUCKING LOVE THE BUFFALO BILLS!!!!!
FINALLY: a show about the steamy summer romances of consumer protection advocate and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader
August 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
FINALLY: a show about the steamy summer romances of consumer protection advocate and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.
Fred Smith, who bet everything he had on a plan to revolutionize freight transport as the founder of FedEx, died on Saturday at age 80. His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy.
Fred Smith, Billionaire Founder of FedEx, Is Dead at 80
His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy and a now-familiar English verb.
trib.al
June 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time