Dick_Moov
@couchpotatopeeler.bsky.social
I'm trying to take over the world! It can't be as hard as they say it is. Look at the assholes we have now. If that's all it takes-- then I'm golden!! Also, I'm turning this into my comedy account. Now it gets to be even more awkward when I'm not funny!!!
It wasn't just vampires that he was on the prowl for... 🍆🏇🏆
August 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It wasn't just vampires that he was on the prowl for... 🍆🏇🏆
"Ruh-roh, Raggy!!"
August 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"Ruh-roh, Raggy!!"
This one's for all the economist homies that I wish I had. Those people must really need a hug! We still believe in you! I mean, not about the salvageability of capitalism or anything-- but, maybe, like, other stuff, sometimes!!
Pour one out for the folks with no clout... 😥
Pour one out for the folks with no clout... 😥
August 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This one's for all the economist homies that I wish I had. Those people must really need a hug! We still believe in you! I mean, not about the salvageability of capitalism or anything-- but, maybe, like, other stuff, sometimes!!
Pour one out for the folks with no clout... 😥
Pour one out for the folks with no clout... 😥
Penile Transportation was what Lorena Bobbit did to that one guy's junk. Also, I want to marry you, Wikipedia!🏳️🌈:
"After a length of time driving and struggling to steer with one hand due to holding the penis, she threw the penis out a window into a roadside field on Maplewood Drive." 🤣
"After a length of time driving and struggling to steer with one hand due to holding the penis, she threw the penis out a window into a roadside field on Maplewood Drive." 🤣
August 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Penile Transportation was what Lorena Bobbit did to that one guy's junk. Also, I want to marry you, Wikipedia!🏳️🌈:
"After a length of time driving and struggling to steer with one hand due to holding the penis, she threw the penis out a window into a roadside field on Maplewood Drive." 🤣
"After a length of time driving and struggling to steer with one hand due to holding the penis, she threw the penis out a window into a roadside field on Maplewood Drive." 🤣
This huge, weird fungus grew in my backyard last month. I feel like it's a Rorschach Test of some kind...
August 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
This huge, weird fungus grew in my backyard last month. I feel like it's a Rorschach Test of some kind...
Tinder kept telling me that this pic was bad for my profile, so I deleted Tinder! Those vultures are completely unenlightened when it comes to my sexuallity... [hoomph!]
August 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Tinder kept telling me that this pic was bad for my profile, so I deleted Tinder! Those vultures are completely unenlightened when it comes to my sexuallity... [hoomph!]
Bluesky!?! Who the hell names an app for something pleasant? They're supposed to sound like a fight scene from the old Batman tv series!! That's how you know they're innovating!!
August 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Bluesky!?! Who the hell names an app for something pleasant? They're supposed to sound like a fight scene from the old Batman tv series!! That's how you know they're innovating!!
[jazz hands] "Hey Dorquemada, whaddaya say?" [jazz hands]
August 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM
[jazz hands] "Hey Dorquemada, whaddaya say?" [jazz hands]
Sorry (not sorry!) Truth Social, but for those we've lost, this is what an encounter with Ol' Trumpty-Dumpty would really look like!
August 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Sorry (not sorry!) Truth Social, but for those we've lost, this is what an encounter with Ol' Trumpty-Dumpty would really look like!