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Bex
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Turned 30 and my brain chemistry changed. Like I started greys anatomy. And I'm LOVING it. Is this what I have to look forward to for the rest of my life? Sudden interest in bad tv?
February 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Every claw clip I've ever had immediately crumbles to dust after using them once
February 16, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Finally, my first iced lavender latte in a month and a half. Got me thinking it tastes like ambrosia.
January 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Saltburn was not as wild as some folks made it out to be, but it is still one of the best films I've seen in a long time
January 4, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Julius Caesar would def be a fortnite streamer
January 4, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Stardew mods arent rocket science and yet I feel like I need a phd to find out which one isn't working. Ricky when I catch you ricky
December 28, 2023 at 3:18 PM
I absolutely hate the underdark. Sounds like a men's restroom down there
December 10, 2023 at 9:38 PM
At the movies and the entire theater is empty except this old couple. Who decided to sit right next to me. Get away from me before I call the nursing home
December 9, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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December 5, 2023 at 4:55 PM
About to put in for bereavement leave. Sophie Anderson of the Cock Destroyers passed away. Absolutely heartbroken 💔
December 5, 2023 at 11:06 PM
The secret to a Nobel prize? Successfully putting an air tag onto the little balls on my nose and tongue rings
December 5, 2023 at 6:04 AM
What's worse: wasting an entire cup of really good coffee, or drinking that cup at 1am when I work in the morning? The world may never know
December 5, 2023 at 6:02 AM
That little voice saying to make that appointment at 8am? That's the devil
December 1, 2023 at 2:25 PM
It should have been me. I should have been the one to kill him. Henry Kissinger eat my entire ass
November 30, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Training a girl at work and her name is pronounced bussy. Ok.
November 29, 2023 at 10:40 PM
November 29, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I have to go to the dmv to get my licensed renewed this week and of course I'm having a terrible breakout. Why do good things happen to ok people
November 19, 2023 at 11:40 PM
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region." Yeah whatever I'm not a punk ass bitch.

*5min later*

Turns out I am, dear reader, a punk ass bitch.
November 15, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Subnautica has me by the balls in this the year of our lord 2023
November 14, 2023 at 5:32 AM
I just know Caligula would have loved four loko
November 13, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Unpopular opinion, but hag is probably my favorite killer to play against. Maybe because I never see her
November 12, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Older coworker said in a team meeting in front of god and everyone she dyed her hair with hentai. She meant henna
November 11, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Seriously considering installing a jumbo hamster water bottle in my room
November 9, 2023 at 7:15 AM
The older I get the more I realize I have the same fashion sense as cosmo kramer
November 9, 2023 at 7:12 AM
Chucky's fov in dbd makes me a bit motion sick. Hope they fix it before it goes live
November 9, 2023 at 6:11 AM