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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻Organize Against Oligarchs!
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Software Engineer | Marxist | Spockist 🖖

End Capitalism
Eliminate Class
Dissolve State

Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world looks different.

Organize against the Oligarchy!
OK. Go be obtuse elsewhere. I didn't know I would need to add so much added context for someone like you to understand the point so I wouldn't have to explain shit to a debate lord who picks apart shit for no reason at all.

Have a nice day.
September 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
OK. Whatever.
September 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The original post? Did you read it?
September 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm no liberal or Democrat. I'm looking forward to the execution games after the socialist revolution. I'm just pointing out that dems claim to be against the death penalty.
Guillotines are old and great, but we can make them more entertaining for the rabid slop in America:

Giant, 2-story pachinko machine with 4-5 different-color buckets at the bottom and a guillotine at the top.

Open betting allowed. Cheering encouraged.
September 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Ignore ethnicity and you'll be correct.

Not every billionaire destroying the planet and making everything bad for everyone is white. Many are not, actually.

It's simple: the wealthier one is, the more exploitation is under their belt, the more damage to the world that exploitation creates.
September 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Why is every Zionist a pedophile? LOL it's like that's the first requirement to joining the club.
September 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Satire? Or are you really saying Democrats should be for the death penalty?
September 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
You obviously don't know the Democrats like those of us who watched W launch a 20-year war based on lies before being rehabilitated by Democrats as a great guy because he came out against Trump in 2016.
September 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
When Democrats or Republicans vote,, regardless of their vote, it's performative.
September 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I honestly can't see it. We'll see what's happens in November, but I'm nearly certain liberals will still pinch their noses, vote blue down ticket, and pretend they took the moral high ground because of their magical lesser evil argument.

They refuse to organize around a 3rd party with real policy.
September 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
It's been around 3.50-4.50 for years on the west coast. I drove from Seattle to Los Angeles this week and watched diesel and gasoline prices. The closer I got to LA, the higher they went. Saw gas in the mid 6's and diesel in the mid 8's.

We're in for hard times ahead.
September 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Yeah... That's it. It had nothing to do with Harris being the literal worst candidate possible.
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September 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
If you want stuff from the state, just become a billionaire. That's all.

Most people don't want stuff from the state. That's why they're not billionaires. I know this because billionaires always say if you work hard, you'll be rich like them. Obviously nobody is working hard but billionaires.
September 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Over $6 on the west coast.
September 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
🎯

It's so unfortunate that the base can't see it. It's taken a decade of convincing to get my dad to see it... My mom will still VBNMW because her mind is gone anyway (thanks to this system, to begin with).
September 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Our politicians brag about their corruption, too, but somehow we can't find the evidence to prove they're corrupt.

Americans put up with the dumbest of corruption. I sincerely hope the UK has a revolution so they can save America after.
September 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM