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please dont spread the word about how hilarious and cool im being on here

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“This Must Be The Place” novelty signs everywhere and yet no places to Be #thisonesathinker
August 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
April 20, 2026 at 3:46 AM
we’re not ready for this conversation
April 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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March 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨

Pump N Munch
Minneapolis, MN
March 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
omg i just remembered fried mozz 🥲😭
February 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
an embarrassment of riches
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
my a|n|t|i|d|r|u|g| is lying about ever having seen gilmore girls when someone asks 🙂‍↔️ 😏
December 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
honk
August 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
anybody remember vince mcmahon? well this is him now:
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
can you tell ive never done a fit check before? lmao looking over my scorpio-ass shoulder + everything
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
nothing feels more pu$$y pop 2 me than standing up on your bike. bonus pops if yr listening to music + it’s dusk/dark.
July 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
sprunk
May 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
damn i rly forgot about bluesky again
May 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
watch tower buttoned to the top
April 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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i recognise that generative ai text, especially in corporate and marketing worlds, has become standard despite the many issues with it, but i cannot be clearer that generative ai images and video are the visual language of modern fascism and using them is to align yourself with them.
April 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
typing: “u did an awesome job 😎”~send~

*cracks knuckles and puts hands on back of head signaling satisfaction achievement*
March 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Trash can
Shannon, IL — Columbia, AL
March 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🥤
March 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
self explanatory
March 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
March 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM