Crabwith A. Cigarette
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Are crabs robots? In what way ISN’T a crab a robot?
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Crabwith A. Cigarette
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ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
September 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
The fuck are you talking about? It’s a variety show. It doesn’t need a premise it just needs a cast. It has a cast and that cast is owned IP, this is a no brainer.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The fuck are you talking about? It’s a variety show. It doesn’t need a premise it just needs a cast. It has a cast and that cast is owned IP, this is a no brainer.
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The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
September 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
I remember months ago there was word going around that Fielder was visiting her in prison and I was like yoooooooo, next season of the rehearsal is gonna be WILD!
September 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I remember months ago there was word going around that Fielder was visiting her in prison and I was like yoooooooo, next season of the rehearsal is gonna be WILD!
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
September 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
WOOD SWORD!
I have made copper “driftwood”. This is how we science.
Copper over nickel over antique wrought iron. #blacksmith #metalwork
Copper over nickel over antique wrought iron. #blacksmith #metalwork
September 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I have made copper “driftwood”. This is how we science.
Copper over nickel over antique wrought iron. #blacksmith #metalwork
Copper over nickel over antique wrought iron. #blacksmith #metalwork
Ciabatta is older than credit scores, but by less than the span between GTA titles. Less than half of the time span between Incredibles movies.
also also ciabatta bread was invented in 1982
September 5, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Ciabatta is older than credit scores, but by less than the span between GTA titles. Less than half of the time span between Incredibles movies.
Oh, hello, didn’t hear you come in. Don’t mind me, just doing some science. Make yourself at home until the science is concluded and I’ll join you for discussions of science.
September 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Oh, hello, didn’t hear you come in. Don’t mind me, just doing some science. Make yourself at home until the science is concluded and I’ll join you for discussions of science.
No, they don’t. That’s the point, they don’t have their own ideas. That’s why the question matters, because obscuring that reality opens the door to nonsense like this headline.
While philosophers ponder AI consciousness, the models have ideas of their own. www.wired.com/story/who-ca...
Who Cares if AI Is Conscious—It’s Basically Alive
While philosophers ponder AI consciousness, the models have ideas of their own.
www.wired.com
September 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
No, they don’t. That’s the point, they don’t have their own ideas. That’s why the question matters, because obscuring that reality opens the door to nonsense like this headline.
Every conservative actually wants her so bad that she’s the fucking chief international land baron of rent-free mental real estate.
Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’
Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’
Fox News host Julie Banderas insisted that "no conservative" would ever want to date Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and that only a "brave soul" would want to father her children.
The post Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 2, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Every conservative actually wants her so bad that she’s the fucking chief international land baron of rent-free mental real estate.
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like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man
September 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man
Sitting here at the bar watching the Whitesox catcher have to delay the game because he’s having IT issues.
Sports are stupid now, you can’t deny it.
Sports are stupid now, you can’t deny it.
September 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Sitting here at the bar watching the Whitesox catcher have to delay the game because he’s having IT issues.
Sports are stupid now, you can’t deny it.
Sports are stupid now, you can’t deny it.
What’s wild is that I’ve been around so much feminine stuff and my dick has never fallen off, nor have I ever been fooled into raising the children of another species, so I’m really confused about what these guys are afraid of.
August 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What’s wild is that I’ve been around so much feminine stuff and my dick has never fallen off, nor have I ever been fooled into raising the children of another species, so I’m really confused about what these guys are afraid of.
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one time on facebook a local farmers wife was losing her mind about socialism so i showed her how their farm received over $1 million in farm subsidies and her husband made her delete the post and i think about that more and more lately
August 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
one time on facebook a local farmers wife was losing her mind about socialism so i showed her how their farm received over $1 million in farm subsidies and her husband made her delete the post and i think about that more and more lately
New copypasta just dropped
Something about my interviews triggers a very specific kind of guy (consultants with gas leaks/black mold problems)
August 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
New copypasta just dropped
Whats the point of having an American Pope if we can’t get an American canonized? I’m confident that there are more than enough anecdotes about Dolly that the Catholic Church could qualify as “miracles”.
Leo, you’re on notice.
Leo, you’re on notice.
August 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Whats the point of having an American Pope if we can’t get an American canonized? I’m confident that there are more than enough anecdotes about Dolly that the Catholic Church could qualify as “miracles”.
Leo, you’re on notice.
Leo, you’re on notice.
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Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
August 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
August 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
I can’t help but feel like we could improve on this. What if, and hear me out, what if the legs were replaced but circles? Like a ring that moves around a central point, suspended from that point by rods. Like one big artificial foot instead of two, but it’s just a big ring.
A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.
August 25, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I can’t help but feel like we could improve on this. What if, and hear me out, what if the legs were replaced but circles? Like a ring that moves around a central point, suspended from that point by rods. Like one big artificial foot instead of two, but it’s just a big ring.
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A New Color (1/5🧵)
August 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A New Color (1/5🧵)
The doctor calls them “burn scars” but I call them Experience Points.
August 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The doctor calls them “burn scars” but I call them Experience Points.
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August 23, 2026 at 4:03 AM