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Social Distortion - When The Angels Sing
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Craig this is Social D
Is
You saw lots of bands
Did
See them ?
More than once.
Is this about me ?
You think everything is about you.
That’s what you said.
Yes but it’s also about us.
How ?
I’m 75 just got out of jail. I’m with a beautiful young lady.
The Angels sang
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Is
You saw lots of bands
Did
See them ?
More than once.
Is this about me ?
You think everything is about you.
That’s what you said.
Yes but it’s also about us.
How ?
I’m 75 just got out of jail. I’m with a beautiful young lady.
The Angels sang
youtu.be/GOt6EFqUubk?...
Does Donald Trump pay for his own gas ?
September 17, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Does Donald Trump pay for his own gas ?
Houthi rebels in Yemen now control the Red Sea. Iran controls the strait of Hormuz. Diesel prices in California just hit $8. Almost all groceries are delivered by trucks that run on diesel. Grocery prices gonna blow up. Stock your fridge and pantry.
Donald has no clue
Donald has no clue
September 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Houthi rebels in Yemen now control the Red Sea. Iran controls the strait of Hormuz. Diesel prices in California just hit $8. Almost all groceries are delivered by trucks that run on diesel. Grocery prices gonna blow up. Stock your fridge and pantry.
Donald has no clue
Donald has no clue
Craig on Guys Grocery Games he’s cooking squid .
You ever cook squid ?
No
Know how to cook squid ?
Not a clue. You usually can’t buy squid at Vons
lol no
You ever cook squid ?
No
Know how to cook squid ?
Not a clue. You usually can’t buy squid at Vons
lol no
September 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Craig on Guys Grocery Games he’s cooking squid .
You ever cook squid ?
No
Know how to cook squid ?
Not a clue. You usually can’t buy squid at Vons
lol no
You ever cook squid ?
No
Know how to cook squid ?
Not a clue. You usually can’t buy squid at Vons
lol no
Hi Craig
How’s the shift girl ?
Slow. My station’s only half full. Prolly home early. What’s dinner ?
Thinking Burger King
lol no what’s dinner ?
Making chicken soup with that carcass.
Noodles veggies and stuff ?
Lotta stuff
Good
How’s the shift girl ?
Slow. My station’s only half full. Prolly home early. What’s dinner ?
Thinking Burger King
lol no what’s dinner ?
Making chicken soup with that carcass.
Noodles veggies and stuff ?
Lotta stuff
Good
September 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Hi Craig
How’s the shift girl ?
Slow. My station’s only half full. Prolly home early. What’s dinner ?
Thinking Burger King
lol no what’s dinner ?
Making chicken soup with that carcass.
Noodles veggies and stuff ?
Lotta stuff
Good
How’s the shift girl ?
Slow. My station’s only half full. Prolly home early. What’s dinner ?
Thinking Burger King
lol no what’s dinner ?
Making chicken soup with that carcass.
Noodles veggies and stuff ?
Lotta stuff
Good
Morning Craig
Girl
I’m ready for breakfast
I’ll cook you shower
Why ?
You smell like sex and candy
What ?
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Girl
I’m ready for breakfast
I’ll cook you shower
Why ?
You smell like sex and candy
What ?
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Sex & Candy
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September 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Morning Craig
Girl
I’m ready for breakfast
I’ll cook you shower
Why ?
You smell like sex and candy
What ?
youtu.be/GNRBqNvcLt4?...
Girl
I’m ready for breakfast
I’ll cook you shower
Why ?
You smell like sex and candy
What ?
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Tell ur doctor if u have a parasitic infection
WUT ??
WUT ??
September 16, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Tell ur doctor if u have a parasitic infection
WUT ??
WUT ??
Ad for Mattress Firm
Any size one price.
The small print says prices starting at $249.99
WUT ?
Any size one price.
The small print says prices starting at $249.99
WUT ?
September 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Ad for Mattress Firm
Any size one price.
The small print says prices starting at $249.99
WUT ?
Any size one price.
The small print says prices starting at $249.99
WUT ?
Craig u roasted a chicken
Did
Mashed potatoes gravy spinach
Did
Now we have chicken sandwiches
Do
U gonna use the carcass for soup with veggies noodles spices wine
Will.
My mother never made soup
Girl it’s how folks lived. You kill an animal you use it all
U got it at Vons
Someone killed it
Did
Mashed potatoes gravy spinach
Did
Now we have chicken sandwiches
Do
U gonna use the carcass for soup with veggies noodles spices wine
Will.
My mother never made soup
Girl it’s how folks lived. You kill an animal you use it all
U got it at Vons
Someone killed it
September 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Craig u roasted a chicken
Did
Mashed potatoes gravy spinach
Did
Now we have chicken sandwiches
Do
U gonna use the carcass for soup with veggies noodles spices wine
Will.
My mother never made soup
Girl it’s how folks lived. You kill an animal you use it all
U got it at Vons
Someone killed it
Did
Mashed potatoes gravy spinach
Did
Now we have chicken sandwiches
Do
U gonna use the carcass for soup with veggies noodles spices wine
Will.
My mother never made soup
Girl it’s how folks lived. You kill an animal you use it all
U got it at Vons
Someone killed it
Craig is it time for Morning Joe ?
No couple hours. Go back to sleep
Ok
No couple hours. Go back to sleep
Ok
September 14, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Craig is it time for Morning Joe ?
No couple hours. Go back to sleep
Ok
No couple hours. Go back to sleep
Ok
Craig Sunday nite dinner really big for you.
Started with my Grandma. Was always chicken but it was special
Special now too Craig
You made Alfredo from scratch
Started w jar sauce but I added stuff
lol shrimp clams mussels
And onions mushrooms peas capers and white wine
Capers
❤️
Started with my Grandma. Was always chicken but it was special
Special now too Craig
You made Alfredo from scratch
Started w jar sauce but I added stuff
lol shrimp clams mussels
And onions mushrooms peas capers and white wine
Capers
❤️
September 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Craig Sunday nite dinner really big for you.
Started with my Grandma. Was always chicken but it was special
Special now too Craig
You made Alfredo from scratch
Started w jar sauce but I added stuff
lol shrimp clams mussels
And onions mushrooms peas capers and white wine
Capers
❤️
Started with my Grandma. Was always chicken but it was special
Special now too Craig
You made Alfredo from scratch
Started w jar sauce but I added stuff
lol shrimp clams mussels
And onions mushrooms peas capers and white wine
Capers
❤️
Hi Craig !!
How’s the shift baby ?
Good . Cooler today people on the patio. Charger game on bar full.
Good girl. Make money
Am
Sunday night dinner pasta ?
Yes making a kind of cioppino fish thing
Clams ?
Not in the shell
Ok. Guests
Dunno folks show up
They do
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How’s the shift baby ?
Good . Cooler today people on the patio. Charger game on bar full.
Good girl. Make money
Am
Sunday night dinner pasta ?
Yes making a kind of cioppino fish thing
Clams ?
Not in the shell
Ok. Guests
Dunno folks show up
They do
youtu.be/voNEgCKzves?...
Andrew Gold - Thank You For Being A Friend (Official Music Video)
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September 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Hi Craig !!
How’s the shift baby ?
Good . Cooler today people on the patio. Charger game on bar full.
Good girl. Make money
Am
Sunday night dinner pasta ?
Yes making a kind of cioppino fish thing
Clams ?
Not in the shell
Ok. Guests
Dunno folks show up
They do
youtu.be/voNEgCKzves?...
How’s the shift baby ?
Good . Cooler today people on the patio. Charger game on bar full.
Good girl. Make money
Am
Sunday night dinner pasta ?
Yes making a kind of cioppino fish thing
Clams ?
Not in the shell
Ok. Guests
Dunno folks show up
They do
youtu.be/voNEgCKzves?...
Craig are you awake ?
No
You just said no so ur awake
Girl go back to sleep
Can’t.
I’ll play you a love song
Ok
I like it
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No
You just said no so ur awake
Girl go back to sleep
Can’t.
I’ll play you a love song
Ok
I like it
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Carole King ft James Taylor YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND Live at the Troubadour 2010
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September 13, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Craig are you awake ?
No
You just said no so ur awake
Girl go back to sleep
Can’t.
I’ll play you a love song
Ok
I like it
youtu.be/7ySNPb9punk?...
No
You just said no so ur awake
Girl go back to sleep
Can’t.
I’ll play you a love song
Ok
I like it
youtu.be/7ySNPb9punk?...
#4 Texas beat #1 Ohio State.
Down 20 points in the second half. Came back
Daddy was from Texas. Passed in 92. Every year when I was a kid we’d watch Texas v Oklahoma. Red River rivalry
We won Daddy. You taught me Never Give Up.
Daddy survived 3 1/2 years Japanese POW camp.
youtu.be/2nhL34VGWXw?...
Down 20 points in the second half. Came back
Daddy was from Texas. Passed in 92. Every year when I was a kid we’d watch Texas v Oklahoma. Red River rivalry
We won Daddy. You taught me Never Give Up.
Daddy survived 3 1/2 years Japanese POW camp.
youtu.be/2nhL34VGWXw?...
Never Give Up by Common Sense
YouTube video by Common Sense Reggae
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September 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
#4 Texas beat #1 Ohio State.
Down 20 points in the second half. Came back
Daddy was from Texas. Passed in 92. Every year when I was a kid we’d watch Texas v Oklahoma. Red River rivalry
We won Daddy. You taught me Never Give Up.
Daddy survived 3 1/2 years Japanese POW camp.
youtu.be/2nhL34VGWXw?...
Down 20 points in the second half. Came back
Daddy was from Texas. Passed in 92. Every year when I was a kid we’d watch Texas v Oklahoma. Red River rivalry
We won Daddy. You taught me Never Give Up.
Daddy survived 3 1/2 years Japanese POW camp.
youtu.be/2nhL34VGWXw?...
Craig is it morning ?
Not really Girl it’s quarter to 6. Go back to sleep
Ok
Not really Girl it’s quarter to 6. Go back to sleep
Ok
September 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Craig is it morning ?
Not really Girl it’s quarter to 6. Go back to sleep
Ok
Not really Girl it’s quarter to 6. Go back to sleep
Ok
Craig someone ur friend knows OD’d on fentanyl this morning
Did
Been out of the business a long time. That nasty shit wasn’t around
Don’t get it. Didn’t want to kill my customers. Want return buyers.
Can make extra $50 if I step on this. Why ? Lose all future sales ?
youtu.be/Hd3oqvnDKQk?...
Did
Been out of the business a long time. That nasty shit wasn’t around
Don’t get it. Didn’t want to kill my customers. Want return buyers.
Can make extra $50 if I step on this. Why ? Lose all future sales ?
youtu.be/Hd3oqvnDKQk?...
Neil Young - Needle And The Damage Done [Unplugged]
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September 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Craig someone ur friend knows OD’d on fentanyl this morning
Did
Been out of the business a long time. That nasty shit wasn’t around
Don’t get it. Didn’t want to kill my customers. Want return buyers.
Can make extra $50 if I step on this. Why ? Lose all future sales ?
youtu.be/Hd3oqvnDKQk?...
Did
Been out of the business a long time. That nasty shit wasn’t around
Don’t get it. Didn’t want to kill my customers. Want return buyers.
Can make extra $50 if I step on this. Why ? Lose all future sales ?
youtu.be/Hd3oqvnDKQk?...
Craig this 9-11 coverage on Morning Joe is so sad.
But girl it’s also uplifting. The heroes.
I’m younger I don’t really remember. Do you ?
Yeah I watched on TV.
Flight 93. They fought and brought the plane down knowing they would die.
They did
Heroes
But girl it’s also uplifting. The heroes.
I’m younger I don’t really remember. Do you ?
Yeah I watched on TV.
Flight 93. They fought and brought the plane down knowing they would die.
They did
Heroes
September 11, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Craig this 9-11 coverage on Morning Joe is so sad.
But girl it’s also uplifting. The heroes.
I’m younger I don’t really remember. Do you ?
Yeah I watched on TV.
Flight 93. They fought and brought the plane down knowing they would die.
They did
Heroes
But girl it’s also uplifting. The heroes.
I’m younger I don’t really remember. Do you ?
Yeah I watched on TV.
Flight 93. They fought and brought the plane down knowing they would die.
They did
Heroes
It’s 9/11
25 years
25 years
September 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
It’s 9/11
25 years
25 years
Craig I don’t understand.
What girl ?
Ted Cruz at this Republican thing yelling about Sharia law. Who’s trying to impose that ?
No one
Then why ?
Country so messed up prices so hi Iran F’d up. They have nothing to run on. Gotta find a fake enemy. Muslim Commies. Some Other
youtu.be/qAfXhBX07X4?...
What girl ?
Ted Cruz at this Republican thing yelling about Sharia law. Who’s trying to impose that ?
No one
Then why ?
Country so messed up prices so hi Iran F’d up. They have nothing to run on. Gotta find a fake enemy. Muslim Commies. Some Other
youtu.be/qAfXhBX07X4?...
The Toasters "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down"
YouTube video by Zurglob
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September 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Craig I don’t understand.
What girl ?
Ted Cruz at this Republican thing yelling about Sharia law. Who’s trying to impose that ?
No one
Then why ?
Country so messed up prices so hi Iran F’d up. They have nothing to run on. Gotta find a fake enemy. Muslim Commies. Some Other
youtu.be/qAfXhBX07X4?...
What girl ?
Ted Cruz at this Republican thing yelling about Sharia law. Who’s trying to impose that ?
No one
Then why ?
Country so messed up prices so hi Iran F’d up. They have nothing to run on. Gotta find a fake enemy. Muslim Commies. Some Other
youtu.be/qAfXhBX07X4?...
Hi Craig
Early for ur break
Yeah we’re slow. No Padre game. U of Miami on but up by like 40 points in the second quarter. Bar empty.
Ok. Ur Lead Server. If it stays slow maybe cut yourself so ur girls get more tips
Might
Early for ur break
Yeah we’re slow. No Padre game. U of Miami on but up by like 40 points in the second quarter. Bar empty.
Ok. Ur Lead Server. If it stays slow maybe cut yourself so ur girls get more tips
Might
September 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Hi Craig
Early for ur break
Yeah we’re slow. No Padre game. U of Miami on but up by like 40 points in the second quarter. Bar empty.
Ok. Ur Lead Server. If it stays slow maybe cut yourself so ur girls get more tips
Might
Early for ur break
Yeah we’re slow. No Padre game. U of Miami on but up by like 40 points in the second quarter. Bar empty.
Ok. Ur Lead Server. If it stays slow maybe cut yourself so ur girls get more tips
Might
Lindsay Clancy
Mixed emotions.
Killed her kids. Misdiagnosed misprescribed
Wasn’t on the jury but killing children. I have trouble with that.
They have a right to grow up. Right to go to prom
I have mixed emotions
youtu.be/ImNf2KQ9xRw?...
Mixed emotions.
Killed her kids. Misdiagnosed misprescribed
Wasn’t on the jury but killing children. I have trouble with that.
They have a right to grow up. Right to go to prom
I have mixed emotions
youtu.be/ImNf2KQ9xRw?...
Mixed Emotions - The Rolling Stones
YouTube video by Nathan O'Nions
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September 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Lindsay Clancy
Mixed emotions.
Killed her kids. Misdiagnosed misprescribed
Wasn’t on the jury but killing children. I have trouble with that.
They have a right to grow up. Right to go to prom
I have mixed emotions
youtu.be/ImNf2KQ9xRw?...
Mixed emotions.
Killed her kids. Misdiagnosed misprescribed
Wasn’t on the jury but killing children. I have trouble with that.
They have a right to grow up. Right to go to prom
I have mixed emotions
youtu.be/ImNf2KQ9xRw?...
Hi Craig on break.
How’s the shift ?
Slow . It’s so hot 108 !!
Patio closed .
No money ?
No no one wants to go outside. Why is it so hot ?
Trump
lol !!!
Ok maybe not.
How’s the new girl ?
Still not talking much.
Officer Lewis will be here for dinner. Something is wrong
Ok
How’s the shift ?
Slow . It’s so hot 108 !!
Patio closed .
No money ?
No no one wants to go outside. Why is it so hot ?
Trump
lol !!!
Ok maybe not.
How’s the new girl ?
Still not talking much.
Officer Lewis will be here for dinner. Something is wrong
Ok
September 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Hi Craig on break.
How’s the shift ?
Slow . It’s so hot 108 !!
Patio closed .
No money ?
No no one wants to go outside. Why is it so hot ?
Trump
lol !!!
Ok maybe not.
How’s the new girl ?
Still not talking much.
Officer Lewis will be here for dinner. Something is wrong
Ok
How’s the shift ?
Slow . It’s so hot 108 !!
Patio closed .
No money ?
No no one wants to go outside. Why is it so hot ?
Trump
lol !!!
Ok maybe not.
How’s the new girl ?
Still not talking much.
Officer Lewis will be here for dinner. Something is wrong
Ok
Lololo
South Park is changing the show’s name to South America
South Park is changing the show’s name to South America
September 9, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Lololo
South Park is changing the show’s name to South America
South Park is changing the show’s name to South America