Craig Dodge
@craigdodge.bsky.social
Not an AI, I’m just like this. Sorry.
There’s no rule that dogs can’t be president but there is one that says they have to be at least 35, which might make that difficult.
October 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
There’s no rule that dogs can’t be president but there is one that says they have to be at least 35, which might make that difficult.
Trump certainly wouldn’t abide by it at any rate.
But I wouldn’t worry about the guy polling behind literal dead people.
But I wouldn’t worry about the guy polling behind literal dead people.
October 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Trump certainly wouldn’t abide by it at any rate.
But I wouldn’t worry about the guy polling behind literal dead people.
But I wouldn’t worry about the guy polling behind literal dead people.
Now that you mention it, yes
October 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Now that you mention it, yes
OddlyEffeminateViscout
October 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
OddlyEffeminateViscout
My man looks like a wheel of feta cheese wished to be a real boy.
October 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
My man looks like a wheel of feta cheese wished to be a real boy.
My man looks like his wardrobe was provided by Douchebags of Beverly Hills.
October 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My man looks like his wardrobe was provided by Douchebags of Beverly Hills.
For anybody curious, that color is also known as “Thinks itself brilliant white”
October 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
For anybody curious, that color is also known as “Thinks itself brilliant white”
My man looks like he could go to mime school and when it comes to the white makeup they’d be like no, you’re good.
October 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My man looks like he could go to mime school and when it comes to the white makeup they’d be like no, you’re good.
My man looks like there should be a warning next his picture to not eat this kind of mushroom.
October 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
My man looks like there should be a warning next his picture to not eat this kind of mushroom.
Oh he wants to talk about unforgivable? Try making me side with Will Smith.
October 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Oh he wants to talk about unforgivable? Try making me side with Will Smith.