ASteve
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An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in cosy joggies and pair of grandad slippers.
Our wobbly kitten's paw looks like a shocked gerbil.
October 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Our wobbly kitten's paw looks like a shocked gerbil.
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Labour simply don't have anyone with the clout to replace Starmer and not fold when they in turn are hit with the constant news media assaults, orange fuckhead whining, and right-wing gobshite hatred. Maybe they should show solidarity and, I don't know, promote their successes.
May 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Labour simply don't have anyone with the clout to replace Starmer and not fold when they in turn are hit with the constant news media assaults, orange fuckhead whining, and right-wing gobshite hatred. Maybe they should show solidarity and, I don't know, promote their successes.
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He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.
March 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.
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"You’re living in a place where you can face two years in prison if the authorities don’t like what you post on social media”
March 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"You’re living in a place where you can face two years in prison if the authorities don’t like what you post on social media”
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Matt Goodwin labelled ‘chicken’ after pulling out of first by-election hustings
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mat...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mat...
Matt Goodwin labelled 'chicken' after pulling out of first by-election hustings
Matt Goodwin has been accused of 'chickening out' of the first hustings for the Gorton and Denton by-election, citing "concerns about impartiality."
www.thelondoneconomic.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Matt Goodwin labelled ‘chicken’ after pulling out of first by-election hustings
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mat...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mat...
Is worthless and easily bought" what they do mean, though?
I'd have thought "cheap at any price" indicates that they see him as good value for money, which is arguably more damning.
I'd have thought "cheap at any price" indicates that they see him as good value for money, which is arguably more damning.
"Tommy Robinson appears in the Epstein files, described as “cheap @ any price”.
When even Jeffrey Epstein & Steve Bannon are privately dismissing you as worthless and easily bought, it tells you something.
He's willing to sell out his beloved UK for a bag of fish & chips!!"
via Abolish Westminster
When even Jeffrey Epstein & Steve Bannon are privately dismissing you as worthless and easily bought, it tells you something.
He's willing to sell out his beloved UK for a bag of fish & chips!!"
via Abolish Westminster
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Is worthless and easily bought" what they do mean, though?
I'd have thought "cheap at any price" indicates that they see him as good value for money, which is arguably more damning.
I'd have thought "cheap at any price" indicates that they see him as good value for money, which is arguably more damning.
Pretty sure Trump just wants his Board of Peace so he can refer to himself as 'Top Bop'
Kind of ironic he knows brainrot.
Kind of ironic he knows brainrot.
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Pretty sure Trump just wants his Board of Peace so he can refer to himself as 'Top Bop'
Kind of ironic he knows brainrot.
Kind of ironic he knows brainrot.
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www.lbc.co.uk/article/anci...
Fabulous find
Fabulous find
Ancient battle trumpet from the age of Boudica unearthed in Norfolk | LBC
The instrument, called a carnyx, was among items found during an archaeological excavation as part of the standard planning process for new homes
www.lbc.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 AM
www.lbc.co.uk/article/anci...
Fabulous find
Fabulous find
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In Judge Dredd lore, Futsies were citizens who suffered from "Future Shock Syndrome"; unable to stand the pace of 21st century living, they'd go into violent frenzies. I think I might be coming down with that.
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
In Judge Dredd lore, Futsies were citizens who suffered from "Future Shock Syndrome"; unable to stand the pace of 21st century living, they'd go into violent frenzies. I think I might be coming down with that.
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Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
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If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.
September 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.
Farcebook have sent me this 5-years-ago reminder of when I owned a phone with psychotic predictive text. Around this time it offered up 'Dignitas' for "Busy week: [my son] is off to..."
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Farcebook have sent me this 5-years-ago reminder of when I owned a phone with psychotic predictive text. Around this time it offered up 'Dignitas' for "Busy week: [my son] is off to..."
Hope the Arsenal fans are absolutely ripping the piss out of Haaland.
February 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hope the Arsenal fans are absolutely ripping the piss out of Haaland.
Um. I guess pitching movie ideas is pretty straightforward now.
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Um. I guess pitching movie ideas is pretty straightforward now.
So, got my bowel cancer screening kit. The third bullet point in the instructions was hilarious.
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So, got my bowel cancer screening kit. The third bullet point in the instructions was hilarious.
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This picture of Henry Rollins and Nick Cave babysitting is the gift that
keeps on giving
keeps on giving
December 1, 2024 at 6:54 PM
This picture of Henry Rollins and Nick Cave babysitting is the gift that
keeps on giving
keeps on giving
Rewatching Knowing, seeing as it's disappearing from Prime soon. One of NC's better films I think, but someone really should have checked his make-up before rolling the camera.
November 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Rewatching Knowing, seeing as it's disappearing from Prime soon. One of NC's better films I think, but someone really should have checked his make-up before rolling the camera.