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gallery.oat.zone
September 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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fernsnailz.bsky.social
employment comic
September 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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saramchenry.bsky.social
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
September 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
September 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
September 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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ina-strangeworld.bsky.social
yoshiaki koizumi pacing around the Nintendo offices mad as fuck before the direct, shaking his head. "it got leaked again. and they still think it's AI. fuck. fuck fuck we gotta do something. polish it further. pull the trailer from the direct again. we can't reveal Super Mario Titans yet."
September 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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okidokidev.com
feeling good about tomorrow
September 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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jamies.page
the root of suffering is Advertisements
September 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
September 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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sarahz.bsky.social
The Old Bailey in London is a historic building, primarily because Meiji-era defense attorney Ryuunosuke Naruhodo won countless legal battles against his rival Barok Van Zieks there! Centuries later his descendent would follow in his footsteps in the majority-Shinto areas of Los Angeles, California
Sarah Z, pointing at the Old Bailey courthouse and doing the soyjak face.
September 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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agnesfm.bsky.social
hey are you busy later? my friend and I need a third person to help us suspiciously stick our heads out around a corner
September 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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caitysecret.bsky.social
mmAANNNNN everyones dying except for the guys that SHOULD
August 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
March 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple stands in their backyard, speaking directly to the “camera” in an interview. The woman says, “we called the Dog Whisperer because our dog will not stop crip-walking.” Panel 2: the couple is sitting across from Cesar Milan in their living room. Their little white dog is crip-walking. Panel 2: the dog continues crip-walking, really hittin that. Cesar Milan looks up at the couple and says, “honestly, I don’t know what to tell you”
July 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
August 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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i eat beees :robot_emoji: (@ieatbeees@tech.lgbt) on mastodon: "explaining polycules to a cishet guy ok so imagine a steam family"
August 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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nintendooamerica.bsky.social
Important announcement from Game Freak:

The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.
Important announcement from Game Freak: The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.
August 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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taxiderby.coven.cafe
Each Deltarune chapter there's so much dialogue that I wanna DUB since it's good VOICE PRACTICE and I can't post ANY of it b/c people would try to CANONIZE it b/c I'm on the TEAM even though it doesn't WORK that way ALSO I'm on a SWING SET which is why I keep getting LOUDER when I TALK to you
July 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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markatoto.com
it's like describing YO MAMA to someone who's never seen YO MAMA, then asking them to draw YO MAMA
August 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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nocontextpornhub.bsky.social
SlongDonglsSmol 3 years ago Oh I do love a bit of Pepsi, especially if it's freshly cold out of the fridge. Reply
August 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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dorothree.bsky.social
its always a good time to post this
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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truescorn.bsky.social
Happy PMD day, scrubs.
#pmdday #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon
August 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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ophanim.dev
Atabook dot org
July 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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starbytes.bsky.social
// DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS

How Flowery was moving this chapter
#Deltarune
June 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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dylanmacri.bsky.social
It's at half mast today for the troops
hessianlobo.bsky.social TT | Kami @hessianlobo.bsky.social · Jul 4
THEY NERFED HIS MEAT
July 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM