Crazylikeaseaslug
@crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social
Scottish, pro-EU, pro-Indy, likes movies, good tv, comedy and computer games. Known to some as Smid.
Don't you say bad things about Jesus, he's my third favourite fictional character after Porky Pig and Batman.
Don't you say bad things about Jesus, he's my third favourite fictional character after Porky Pig and Batman.
Now that Parton is gone, I'm hoping the hobby-wailers will move on from Princess Ozzy.
August 26, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Now that Parton is gone, I'm hoping the hobby-wailers will move on from Princess Ozzy.
Tate brothers manosphere movement?
Less Fight Club, more Fart Club.
Less Fight Club, more Fart Club.
August 1, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Tate brothers manosphere movement?
Less Fight Club, more Fart Club.
Less Fight Club, more Fart Club.
This country needs to ban fireworks and Chinese lanterns NOW.
July 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
This country needs to ban fireworks and Chinese lanterns NOW.
I dunno, I just don't think there's THAT much money in child porn generated in space.
June 14, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I dunno, I just don't think there's THAT much money in child porn generated in space.
Trump says not drunk, never been drunk, and will fight you all, also no drunk.
June 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Trump says not drunk, never been drunk, and will fight you all, also no drunk.
The made up serious sexual assault in Epsom is the second time this has happened, previously the same claimed assault, again in a church, was made in Banbury last year and also didn't exist.
April 21, 2026 at 10:00 AM
The made up serious sexual assault in Epsom is the second time this has happened, previously the same claimed assault, again in a church, was made in Banbury last year and also didn't exist.
Shitty people gather and are fascists.
Just like witches a massive twatsist.
Just like witches a massive twatsist.
April 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Shitty people gather and are fascists.
Just like witches a massive twatsist.
Just like witches a massive twatsist.
I think it's actually much more ludicrous that Trump is a doctor than he is Jesus.
April 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I think it's actually much more ludicrous that Trump is a doctor than he is Jesus.
Trump is a drunk. He acts like one all the time.
Why anyone believes that he's not absolutely baffles me. He's lied about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and they take this as something to believe.
He's a rambling drunk fool. No coincidence he posts late at night.
Why anyone believes that he's not absolutely baffles me. He's lied about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and they take this as something to believe.
He's a rambling drunk fool. No coincidence he posts late at night.
April 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Trump is a drunk. He acts like one all the time.
Why anyone believes that he's not absolutely baffles me. He's lied about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and they take this as something to believe.
He's a rambling drunk fool. No coincidence he posts late at night.
Why anyone believes that he's not absolutely baffles me. He's lied about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and they take this as something to believe.
He's a rambling drunk fool. No coincidence he posts late at night.
Bluesky works as an example of how to be a fucking awful alternative.
It's bad. Facebook is bad but bluesky, as much of a whole useless piece of crap facebook is, makes facebook seem magnificent.
Its cak compared to shite.
Brownsky.
It's bad. Facebook is bad but bluesky, as much of a whole useless piece of crap facebook is, makes facebook seem magnificent.
Its cak compared to shite.
Brownsky.
March 27, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Bluesky works as an example of how to be a fucking awful alternative.
It's bad. Facebook is bad but bluesky, as much of a whole useless piece of crap facebook is, makes facebook seem magnificent.
Its cak compared to shite.
Brownsky.
It's bad. Facebook is bad but bluesky, as much of a whole useless piece of crap facebook is, makes facebook seem magnificent.
Its cak compared to shite.
Brownsky.
Did Donald Trump vote in the 2024 election?
If so, he was unable to due to being a convicted felon. This carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison in Florida.
If so, he was unable to due to being a convicted felon. This carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison in Florida.
March 21, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Did Donald Trump vote in the 2024 election?
If so, he was unable to due to being a convicted felon. This carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison in Florida.
If so, he was unable to due to being a convicted felon. This carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison in Florida.
Fartrage and Trumplestiltskin suddenly diagnosed with Tourettes.
February 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Fartrage and Trumplestiltskin suddenly diagnosed with Tourettes.
Newspaper which has encouraged racism for ten years suddenly baffled as to where it came from...
www.expressandstar.com/sport/2026/0...
www.expressandstar.com/sport/2026/0...
'This should not be happening in 2026': Tolu Arokodare view after Wolves striker subjected to disgusting racist abuse
Wolves' clash against Crystal Palace was overshadowed by the vile racial abuse striker Tolu Arokodare had to face.
www.expressandstar.com
February 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Newspaper which has encouraged racism for ten years suddenly baffled as to where it came from...
www.expressandstar.com/sport/2026/0...
www.expressandstar.com/sport/2026/0...
I think it's time to declare the phrase "As rare as a dry day in the UK" as a thing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I think it's time to declare the phrase "As rare as a dry day in the UK" as a thing.
My next pediction for Fuckface von Clownstick is to lower the age of consent to ten and backdate it to 1985.
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
My next pediction for Fuckface von Clownstick is to lower the age of consent to ten and backdate it to 1985.
Interesting discovery of today... Needs to start with a story, a story of how I, until recently, had a coffee made in a Bialetti moka pot at the start of most days at home, a little pot which sits on the stove and boils up a mean coffee.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Interesting discovery of today... Needs to start with a story, a story of how I, until recently, had a coffee made in a Bialetti moka pot at the start of most days at home, a little pot which sits on the stove and boils up a mean coffee.
Reposted by Crazylikeaseaslug
Questions none of our lick-spittle press are not asking at the moment:
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Questions none of our lick-spittle press are not asking at the moment:
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
- When you sue someone you cannot demand a price.
- Where would you sue someone for this?
- On what accusation?
- On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?
According to most uk media, Rachel Reeves is going to tax the air that you breathe and the farts that you make... I've never seen all of them so insane on the subject of what she's going to do.
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
According to most uk media, Rachel Reeves is going to tax the air that you breathe and the farts that you make... I've never seen all of them so insane on the subject of what she's going to do.
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
(fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)
So, does anyone think it's a good time to restart that Lost Prophets tribute band?
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So, does anyone think it's a good time to restart that Lost Prophets tribute band?
Let's state this now: I'm going to stop cycling, because there is no way I'm going to be on the road with those driver-less fucking cars.
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Let's state this now: I'm going to stop cycling, because there is no way I'm going to be on the road with those driver-less fucking cars.
So moving on from flag rage season, a week and a half we will be in clock rage week, then into poppie rage season, and then into Reeves rage season (it's funny that there never was a Hunt/Sunak/Javid/Hammond/Obsbourne rage season, I wonder why that was....)
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
So moving on from flag rage season, a week and a half we will be in clock rage week, then into poppie rage season, and then into Reeves rage season (it's funny that there never was a Hunt/Sunak/Javid/Hammond/Obsbourne rage season, I wonder why that was....)
Somewhere in the Whitehouse an IT guy is being forced at gunpoint to 3d print a "most handsomest president" statue, and spray it gold.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Somewhere in the Whitehouse an IT guy is being forced at gunpoint to 3d print a "most handsomest president" statue, and spray it gold.
Did it take me till today to notice she was called Bad-Enoch?
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Did it take me till today to notice she was called Bad-Enoch?
"Trump always sounds like a kid giving an oral report on a book he hasn't read" - Mark Hamill.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
September 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"Trump always sounds like a kid giving an oral report on a book he hasn't read" - Mark Hamill.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
I doubt Trump has ever given oral.
Except perhaps to his pal Putin.
Let's say it. "AI" is shit. It is bad at its job. Been sent on wild goose chases from google directions. It has assumed I had the wrong song name when asking about a song, because there's a similarly named popular one. Now amazon seems to have deployed it. And it's baaadd.
September 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Let's say it. "AI" is shit. It is bad at its job. Been sent on wild goose chases from google directions. It has assumed I had the wrong song name when asking about a song, because there's a similarly named popular one. Now amazon seems to have deployed it. And it's baaadd.