Crazy Uncle Joe 🥥🌴
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everything is so fucking exhausting
September 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
everything is so fucking exhausting
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The people with the most power in the world are targeting the people with the least, and I think they should all burn in hell.
September 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The people with the most power in the world are targeting the people with the least, and I think they should all burn in hell.
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If only there were a law that said: "Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned"
We could call it 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
We could call it 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
September 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If only there were a law that said: "Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned"
We could call it 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
We could call it 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Hey friends,
Don't forget Fox News paid nearly a billion dollars for the lies they aired again tonight.
Don't forget Fox News paid nearly a billion dollars for the lies they aired again tonight.
July 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Hey friends,
Don't forget Fox News paid nearly a billion dollars for the lies they aired again tonight.
Don't forget Fox News paid nearly a billion dollars for the lies they aired again tonight.
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Just want to say that @jaketapper.bsky.social wrote a book on the wrong candidate’s dementia and that should be obvious to every American.
July 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Just want to say that @jaketapper.bsky.social wrote a book on the wrong candidate’s dementia and that should be obvious to every American.
"It was like 'nam"
Q: Seth Meyers said, 'I'm Seth Meyers, or as the FCC calls me, next.' Is that an image you relish?
BRENDAN CARR: I don't think about Seth Meyers that much
BRENDAN CARR: I don't think about Seth Meyers that much
May 29, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"It was like 'nam"
It's "slightly different" is a helluva response.
EISEN: Every broadcaster in America is watching this proceeding and the lesson they are drawing is that if you say something the administration does not like, you will come after their broadcast license. Are you saying that's not true?
BRENDAN CARR: I think it's slightly different than that
BRENDAN CARR: I think it's slightly different than that
May 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's "slightly different" is a helluva response.
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There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2.
SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.
SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.
May 8, 2026 at 1:04 PM
There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2.
SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.
SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
April 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Trump would love to see Steve Hilton take over California.
No Trump in California!
Hilton is bad for CA.
No Trump in California!
Hilton is bad for CA.
April 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Trump would love to see Steve Hilton take over California.
No Trump in California!
Hilton is bad for CA.
No Trump in California!
Hilton is bad for CA.
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botlicker is my fav rn
April 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
botlicker is my fav rn
Sometimes you need a break from the horrors. With that in mind, here is a great video on the horror hosts. Sarah Palmer (Pinup Palmer/Gwengoolie) is a delight, and her love of the genre is so incredibly evident in this.
youtu.be/f4qtJto0xow?...
youtu.be/f4qtJto0xow?...
Becoming A Horror Host! |Horror Host History and BTS Vlog of Svengoolie
YouTube video by PINUP PALMER
youtu.be
April 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sometimes you need a break from the horrors. With that in mind, here is a great video on the horror hosts. Sarah Palmer (Pinup Palmer/Gwengoolie) is a delight, and her love of the genre is so incredibly evident in this.
youtu.be/f4qtJto0xow?...
youtu.be/f4qtJto0xow?...
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Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment
April 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment
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Did ya all know that every authoritarian dictator has to purge his military leadership to remove those who refuse his unlawful orders?
It’s kind of a thing.
It’s kind of a thing.
April 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Did ya all know that every authoritarian dictator has to purge his military leadership to remove those who refuse his unlawful orders?
It’s kind of a thing.
It’s kind of a thing.
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April 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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The thing about authoritarian politics: loyalty is never enough. The DOJ is not a personal revenge machine, and the American people should oppose any nominee chosen to further weaponize law enforcement against political opponents. No loyalist AG. No rubber stamp.
April 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The thing about authoritarian politics: loyalty is never enough. The DOJ is not a personal revenge machine, and the American people should oppose any nominee chosen to further weaponize law enforcement against political opponents. No loyalist AG. No rubber stamp.
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With Bondi out, he's gonna have to start firing men soon.
Tulsi? You in danger, girl.
Tulsi? You in danger, girl.
April 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
With Bondi out, he's gonna have to start firing men soon.
Tulsi? You in danger, girl.
Tulsi? You in danger, girl.
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March 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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I showed this graph in class yesterday on how measles cases in the United States plummeted dramatically after the vaccine was licensed in 1963. It’s not subtle and I could not resist observing: “This stunning design in measles cases was not thanks to vitamin A. It was not due to beef tallow.”
March 31, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I showed this graph in class yesterday on how measles cases in the United States plummeted dramatically after the vaccine was licensed in 1963. It’s not subtle and I could not resist observing: “This stunning design in measles cases was not thanks to vitamin A. It was not due to beef tallow.”
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8 million No Kings protesters
Zero police officers beaten
Zero police officers killed
Zero feces smeared on walls.
Zero police officers beaten
Zero police officers killed
Zero feces smeared on walls.
March 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
8 million No Kings protesters
Zero police officers beaten
Zero police officers killed
Zero feces smeared on walls.
Zero police officers beaten
Zero police officers killed
Zero feces smeared on walls.
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"Boots on the ground" is a more benign way of saying "about to get killed to distract from Donald Trump raping little girls."
March 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"Boots on the ground" is a more benign way of saying "about to get killed to distract from Donald Trump raping little girls."
Dick Van Dyke - age 100.
Dick Van Dyke Reads On Human Equality
YouTube video by Dear Democracy
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March 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Dick Van Dyke - age 100.
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I've read accusations that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile from thousands of people.
Odd, how the notoriously litigious Trump hasn't filed even *one* lawsuit for defamation.
It's almost as if a lawyer told him that truth is an absolute defense in defamation cases . . .
Odd, how the notoriously litigious Trump hasn't filed even *one* lawsuit for defamation.
It's almost as if a lawyer told him that truth is an absolute defense in defamation cases . . .
March 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I've read accusations that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile from thousands of people.
Odd, how the notoriously litigious Trump hasn't filed even *one* lawsuit for defamation.
It's almost as if a lawyer told him that truth is an absolute defense in defamation cases . . .
Odd, how the notoriously litigious Trump hasn't filed even *one* lawsuit for defamation.
It's almost as if a lawyer told him that truth is an absolute defense in defamation cases . . .
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Epstein files mentionee Howard Lutnick yaks it up with Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts at the SOTU.
Gross.
Gross.
February 25, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Epstein files mentionee Howard Lutnick yaks it up with Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts at the SOTU.
Gross.
Gross.