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Crimespreejon
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Reader, watcher, listener, eater.
Nerd.
Published Crimespree Magazine
Milwaukee born and raised.
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"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
June 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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DOJ is investigating former congressman George Santos, pictured either left (L) or right (R), for insider trading on Kalshi.
www.npr.org/2026/06/02/n...
June 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends.

He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission.

Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?
June 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Two weeks from today! Please join @robwhart.bsky.social & me at @mysteriousbookshop.com as we launch our new novels! mysteriousbookshop.com/events/50538
Hilary Davidson & Rob Hart | Mysterious Bookshop
mysteriousbookshop.com
June 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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The heart of our constitutional crisis in one exchange between me and Sec. Mullin. When asked a simple question - if he will obey court orders - he says he will not because some court orders are "politicized".

That's not how democracy works. And that's why we are in a crisis.
June 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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How do I know the temperature dropped?
Well, if you know where to look there are signs....
May 28, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Happy ONE BAD MOTHER's Day
May 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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I love that the book banning little freaks get booted from school/library boards basically every time AND I want to shout out the wine moms they radicalized who were like ‘oh fuck these people, I’m running for school board.’
April 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Happy 45th Birthday to "American Pop"
1st released on this day, Feb 13th, 1981
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
4 am shoveling in Milwaukee
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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My inner 12 year old had my credit card
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Filled the tank yesterday here in Milwaukee, this is 100% accurate
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Cold weather = more lap time
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just finished this, good stuff.
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM