Cripsy Duck
@cripsydamnduck.bsky.social
Former Somebody. Occasionally witty and/or insightful. Photographer, musician, songwriter, writer.
I just went to our new-ish Home Depot for the first time today. It has all the warmth and charm of a hastily constructed ICE detention facility - all chainlink and padlocks. It even had a 30 foot metal wall surounding the garden center. I will never set foot in that distressing monstrosity again.
October 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I just went to our new-ish Home Depot for the first time today. It has all the warmth and charm of a hastily constructed ICE detention facility - all chainlink and padlocks. It even had a 30 foot metal wall surounding the garden center. I will never set foot in that distressing monstrosity again.
I am gonna run naked through the streets when Trump dies. I am going to celebrate like the birth of a new child. And if I should outlive Musk, we’ll do it all over again twice.
October 27, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I am gonna run naked through the streets when Trump dies. I am going to celebrate like the birth of a new child. And if I should outlive Musk, we’ll do it all over again twice.
In a sane world the Trump administration would have ended with Renee Good
October 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
In a sane world the Trump administration would have ended with Renee Good
Gonna go ahead and put my money on the country that looks to the future and invests in the health, safety and comfort of its citizens as the winner in the current power struggle on Earth. And that country is clearly China.
October 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Gonna go ahead and put my money on the country that looks to the future and invests in the health, safety and comfort of its citizens as the winner in the current power struggle on Earth. And that country is clearly China.
Donald Trump and his cabal of bootsucking cronies should all be rotting in prison right now.
October 12, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Donald Trump and his cabal of bootsucking cronies should all be rotting in prison right now.
Just so we're clear: if you watch a public execution, you are a BAD PERSON.
October 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Just so we're clear: if you watch a public execution, you are a BAD PERSON.
If we get to watch a public execution by firing squad, when do we get to see photos of the aftermaths of school shootings?
October 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If we get to watch a public execution by firing squad, when do we get to see photos of the aftermaths of school shootings?
Remember when the nation’s 250th anniversary happened and nobody gave a single shit because the president is a rapist who is destroying the country on purpose?
October 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Remember when the nation’s 250th anniversary happened and nobody gave a single shit because the president is a rapist who is destroying the country on purpose?
Don’t take anything for granted. There are men waiting to destroy the things you love.
October 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Don’t take anything for granted. There are men waiting to destroy the things you love.
Dems are like “gee you guys maybe we could get a Medicare buy in at age 50.” Meanwhile Trump’s like “CHECK OUT MY NAZI SNIPER ARCH!” Dream bigger you weak sauce dummies.
September 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Dems are like “gee you guys maybe we could get a Medicare buy in at age 50.” Meanwhile Trump’s like “CHECK OUT MY NAZI SNIPER ARCH!” Dream bigger you weak sauce dummies.
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: those scented trash bags can burn in fucking hell
September 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: those scented trash bags can burn in fucking hell
Remember when they impeached a president for getting a blowjob? Now you can fuck a child’s corpse on a pile of stolen Treasury notes and everybody’s all coy. What a country
September 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Remember when they impeached a president for getting a blowjob? Now you can fuck a child’s corpse on a pile of stolen Treasury notes and everybody’s all coy. What a country
Whenever a right winger brings up George Soros, that’s code for “Jews.” We’re all clear on that, right?
September 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Whenever a right winger brings up George Soros, that’s code for “Jews.” We’re all clear on that, right?
Republicans kill people
Republicans kill women
Republicans kill immigrants
Republicans kill trans people
Republicans kill protesters
Republicans are deadly
Republicans are the problem
Republicans kill women
Republicans kill immigrants
Republicans kill trans people
Republicans kill protesters
Republicans are deadly
Republicans are the problem
September 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Republicans kill people
Republicans kill women
Republicans kill immigrants
Republicans kill trans people
Republicans kill protesters
Republicans are deadly
Republicans are the problem
Republicans kill women
Republicans kill immigrants
Republicans kill trans people
Republicans kill protesters
Republicans are deadly
Republicans are the problem
Holy Oligarchy, it seems like this should be a much bigger story
NEW: Donald Trump Jr.’s Bahamas Wedding Was Secretly Bankrolled by Russian Oligarch Close to Putin
Umar Kremlev footed the bill for hundreds of thousands of dollars of wedding expenses at Donald Trump Jr.’s lavish wedding, including renting out a private island and paying for the fireworks show.
Umar Kremlev footed the bill for hundreds of thousands of dollars of wedding expenses at Donald Trump Jr.’s lavish wedding, including renting out a private island and paying for the fireworks show.
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
www.propublica.org
September 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Holy Oligarchy, it seems like this should be a much bigger story
Reposted by Cripsy Duck
As messed up as the US has always been, I can’t believe I now live in a country with a wholly racist domestic policy as its centerpiece. The Trump administration has set the nation back a full century. Fuck Trump, fuck every single Republican and fuck you if you don’t understand this.
August 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
As messed up as the US has always been, I can’t believe I now live in a country with a wholly racist domestic policy as its centerpiece. The Trump administration has set the nation back a full century. Fuck Trump, fuck every single Republican and fuck you if you don’t understand this.
It is human to admit your mistakes, divine to stop yourself repeating them
August 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It is human to admit your mistakes, divine to stop yourself repeating them
Joe Biden was the last good Republican president
August 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Joe Biden was the last good Republican president
Convicted sex criminal Donald Trump fucked those children, y'all. Just sayin'
August 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Convicted sex criminal Donald Trump fucked those children, y'all. Just sayin'
Rapidly approaching the “we will be jailing people for thinking we’re bad for jailing people” phase of the nightmare
August 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Rapidly approaching the “we will be jailing people for thinking we’re bad for jailing people” phase of the nightmare
Reposted by Cripsy Duck
It really is this simple.
July 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It really is this simple.
The Republican Party is the enemy of the American people.
July 21, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The Republican Party is the enemy of the American people.