Chris Parlamas
@crispyllamas.bsky.social
31. he/they. 🍳
Currently playing: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Singer/Songwriter. Pixel Artist. Paranormal geek. Sometimes voice actor. Aspiring Game Dev. Writer. @crispyllamasmedia.bsky.social
Currently playing: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Singer/Songwriter. Pixel Artist. Paranormal geek. Sometimes voice actor. Aspiring Game Dev. Writer. @crispyllamasmedia.bsky.social
Go to work, go to work, go to work
July 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Go to work, go to work, go to work
I have made further advances toward fully leaving a number of other social platforms. I can't deal with the horror they cause to my eyeballs and mind and would much prefer engaging in conversations with people. Decent ones. Lol
July 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I have made further advances toward fully leaving a number of other social platforms. I can't deal with the horror they cause to my eyeballs and mind and would much prefer engaging in conversations with people. Decent ones. Lol
Rhythm Heaven Groove is amazing
July 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Rhythm Heaven Groove is amazing
My dad would literally pop off at how cool this multiplayer is for Star Fox. He never even saw online gaming on consoles. I felt like I was actually part of Star Wolf. And I'm kinda good at it...
July 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My dad would literally pop off at how cool this multiplayer is for Star Fox. He never even saw online gaming on consoles. I felt like I was actually part of Star Wolf. And I'm kinda good at it...
They have something with this Star Fox online. Holy shit. I'm having so much fun. This and Kirby Air Riders are golden to play online.
July 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
They have something with this Star Fox online. Holy shit. I'm having so much fun. This and Kirby Air Riders are golden to play online.
Went to a Mystery Movie Monday at Regal, and it ended up being a film called, "Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass" almost walked out early on, but glad I didn't. It was silly as hell.
June 30, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Went to a Mystery Movie Monday at Regal, and it ended up being a film called, "Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass" almost walked out early on, but glad I didn't. It was silly as hell.
Yeah. This Star Fox 64 remake is amazing. Fully in love.
June 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Yeah. This Star Fox 64 remake is amazing. Fully in love.
Randomly beating GTA III during my downtimes at work. Near the end. Never bothered with missions in GTA before haha
June 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Randomly beating GTA III during my downtimes at work. Near the end. Never bothered with missions in GTA before haha
I'm laughing because I got high and beat Pikuniku for the first time only to realize to realize that I actually got high and beat Pikuniku got the second time 🤣😅 lovely game.
June 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I'm laughing because I got high and beat Pikuniku for the first time only to realize to realize that I actually got high and beat Pikuniku got the second time 🤣😅 lovely game.
Never before has a demo made me cry. Until I played the Star Fox demo on Nintendo Switch 2.
The 64 game is so special to me. I watched my dad beat Andross. This upgraded version is fantastic.
The 64 game is so special to me. I watched my dad beat Andross. This upgraded version is fantastic.
June 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Never before has a demo made me cry. Until I played the Star Fox demo on Nintendo Switch 2.
The 64 game is so special to me. I watched my dad beat Andross. This upgraded version is fantastic.
The 64 game is so special to me. I watched my dad beat Andross. This upgraded version is fantastic.
The new Death Cab For Cutie album is beautiful. I'm really excited about these new Weezer tracks as well.
June 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The new Death Cab For Cutie album is beautiful. I'm really excited about these new Weezer tracks as well.
I wanna play more Pokopia. I need to make time for it. Been so hooked on Tomodachi Life and Hello Kitty. I love these damn cozy games.
May 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I wanna play more Pokopia. I need to make time for it. Been so hooked on Tomodachi Life and Hello Kitty. I love these damn cozy games.
What if a young kid does it on his own?
March 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What if a young kid does it on his own?
I love the Pokémon franchise. All 30 years. With that said, there's something unfathomably special about the first-generation games. Something even I feel like I forgot along the way.
March 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I love the Pokémon franchise. All 30 years. With that said, there's something unfathomably special about the first-generation games. Something even I feel like I forgot along the way.
Kanto is so special. I am in love with being part of a Fire Red and Leaf Green book club while simultaneously playing Pokémon Pokopia. What a way to celebrate 30 years. I feel so deeply connected to this series and can remember playing it with my fat Game Boy on my stoop with the neighborhood kids.
March 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Kanto is so special. I am in love with being part of a Fire Red and Leaf Green book club while simultaneously playing Pokémon Pokopia. What a way to celebrate 30 years. I feel so deeply connected to this series and can remember playing it with my fat Game Boy on my stoop with the neighborhood kids.
Here's a thread of the 30th anniversary logos for my favorite Pokémon of each generation. I will be 33 years old on February 27, 2026, the 30th anniversary of Pokémon.
February 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Here's a thread of the 30th anniversary logos for my favorite Pokémon of each generation. I will be 33 years old on February 27, 2026, the 30th anniversary of Pokémon.
Welp. Already put 100 hours into Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Lol I've also been rebuilding my Animal Crossing Island. (Just broke 1,030 hrs on that) and this year still has Pokopia and Tomodachi Life. I guess I'm playing life sims all year.
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Welp. Already put 100 hours into Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Lol I've also been rebuilding my Animal Crossing Island. (Just broke 1,030 hrs on that) and this year still has Pokopia and Tomodachi Life. I guess I'm playing life sims all year.
@thevideogamher.bsky.social
I finally got Hello Kitty Island Adventure after putting it off for idk how long. 🤣 Starting it this weekend, along with remodeling my Animal Crossing Island. Cozy games time. Hope you've been well.
I finally got Hello Kitty Island Adventure after putting it off for idk how long. 🤣 Starting it this weekend, along with remodeling my Animal Crossing Island. Cozy games time. Hope you've been well.
January 23, 2026 at 11:33 PM
@thevideogamher.bsky.social
I finally got Hello Kitty Island Adventure after putting it off for idk how long. 🤣 Starting it this weekend, along with remodeling my Animal Crossing Island. Cozy games time. Hope you've been well.
I finally got Hello Kitty Island Adventure after putting it off for idk how long. 🤣 Starting it this weekend, along with remodeling my Animal Crossing Island. Cozy games time. Hope you've been well.
Getting pretty close to the end of Arkham City's main story. I'll likely go back and 100% them if I'm feeling froggy. I'm still going to play Origins despite the reception!
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Getting pretty close to the end of Arkham City's main story. I'll likely go back and 100% them if I'm feeling froggy. I'm still going to play Origins despite the reception!
Getting really close to beating Batman: Arkham Asylum. I paused on Metroid for a bit. I am halfway through Super Metroid, just stuck.
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Getting really close to beating Batman: Arkham Asylum. I paused on Metroid for a bit. I am halfway through Super Metroid, just stuck.
Killed the Zeta Metroid in Metroid Samus Returns on the 3DS, and now my hands feel like pretzels.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Killed the Zeta Metroid in Metroid Samus Returns on the 3DS, and now my hands feel like pretzels.
There's nothing in this world more exciting than the fact that I can play an amazing and polished sequel to Kirby Air Ride online, anytime. I really urge people to check out Kirby Air Riders. Once it clicks, it is endless fun.
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
There's nothing in this world more exciting than the fact that I can play an amazing and polished sequel to Kirby Air Ride online, anytime. I really urge people to check out Kirby Air Riders. Once it clicks, it is endless fun.
Bouncing between Kirby Air Riders and the 2D Metroid games (Samus Returns currently) having a blast.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Bouncing between Kirby Air Riders and the 2D Metroid games (Samus Returns currently) having a blast.
It's so funny how you can catch 4 full odds shinies in one night during standard playthrough, and then I get the shiny charm and start hunting and find zero. 🤣 #pokemonlegendsza
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It's so funny how you can catch 4 full odds shinies in one night during standard playthrough, and then I get the shiny charm and start hunting and find zero. 🤣 #pokemonlegendsza
Long time no see. The last 7 or so months I've been working on a transformation. LEFT: July 2024 RIGHT: September 2025
I'm down around 100 lbs.
I'm down around 100 lbs.
September 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Long time no see. The last 7 or so months I've been working on a transformation. LEFT: July 2024 RIGHT: September 2025
I'm down around 100 lbs.
I'm down around 100 lbs.