Chris
@cristoball4411.bsky.social
Local Jacksonville boy who loves the Jags, playing soccer and wishing our politicians weren't idiots. Tweets and retweets are my own opinion.
Without cheating post your lock screen
August 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Without cheating post your lock screen
I have decided that I will never have or try to buy a nuclear weapon. I look forward to my $300 billion
June 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I have decided that I will never have or try to buy a nuclear weapon. I look forward to my $300 billion
I think AI is now used more for what you used to get with a Google search. They made their algorithms so bad that results are unusable so they could drum up financing for more data centers
May 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I think AI is now used more for what you used to get with a Google search. They made their algorithms so bad that results are unusable so they could drum up financing for more data centers
I think the best plan for all parties is for Iran to request negotiations be done directly with Obama. It keeps talks going and embarrasses Trump forcing him to prove he wants to end this
April 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I think the best plan for all parties is for Iran to request negotiations be done directly with Obama. It keeps talks going and embarrasses Trump forcing him to prove he wants to end this
To distract from the disaster in Iran, Trump will soon announce he was best friends with Epstein and all the rumors are true.
April 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
To distract from the disaster in Iran, Trump will soon announce he was best friends with Epstein and all the rumors are true.
Did anyone tell Pam Bondi she made the dow drop below 50k?
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Did anyone tell Pam Bondi she made the dow drop below 50k?
I bet people who like seeing things with nice clean round numbers are going to love that America ends on 250
January 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I bet people who like seeing things with nice clean round numbers are going to love that America ends on 250
My 2028 vote goes to the candidate that requires all playoff games to be available to everyone. Amazon can have it, but they got it make free to all.
January 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
My 2028 vote goes to the candidate that requires all playoff games to be available to everyone. Amazon can have it, but they got it make free to all.
So can mexico now extract Trump and hold him accountable for illegal guns flowing from the US to drug cartels ?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
So can mexico now extract Trump and hold him accountable for illegal guns flowing from the US to drug cartels ?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Why isn't there a proj 2029. A clear roadmap of priorities for Dem party outlining how it will help housing costs, jobs, wage increases, lower health costs. It doesn't need to be 1,000 page manifesto but with people upset about income disparities and healthcare costs rising. Start selling it now
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Why isn't there a proj 2029. A clear roadmap of priorities for Dem party outlining how it will help housing costs, jobs, wage increases, lower health costs. It doesn't need to be 1,000 page manifesto but with people upset about income disparities and healthcare costs rising. Start selling it now
Has Philip Rivers always thrown the ball like a shot put?
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Has Philip Rivers always thrown the ball like a shot put?
It should be a law that since the Chiefs are out of the playoffs, I no longer should have to see their State Farm commercials.
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It should be a law that since the Chiefs are out of the playoffs, I no longer should have to see their State Farm commercials.
No matter what else happens this season, the Jags have proven they can play with anyone. They may not win it all, they may get blown out somewhere, but this team is built different. They have what it takes as corny as that sound.
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No matter what else happens this season, the Jags have proven they can play with anyone. They may not win it all, they may get blown out somewhere, but this team is built different. They have what it takes as corny as that sound.
The Trump mortgage plan will save you millions. You take out a loan, and just not pay it back. It always works for Trump
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Trump mortgage plan will save you millions. You take out a loan, and just not pay it back. It always works for Trump
It's pretty cool to be able to say to future generations when they ask, where were you the first time the 25th amendment was invoked. "Well little Timmy, I was watching it on prime time TV with popcorn, it was a glorious event to behold"
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It's pretty cool to be able to say to future generations when they ask, where were you the first time the 25th amendment was invoked. "Well little Timmy, I was watching it on prime time TV with popcorn, it was a glorious event to behold"
If somebody doesn't put that series to Benny Hill music then so we even know how to NFL meme
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If somebody doesn't put that series to Benny Hill music then so we even know how to NFL meme
Happy steal a loss from the clutches of victory Monday for all those who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy steal a loss from the clutches of victory Monday for all those who celebrate
@aoc.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov is it reasonable to start asking who is making decisions now that the WH has to label offices and paths to those offices because Trump maybe can't find his way around? I know some will say it's a stretch that's the reason but we know he is often incoherent
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@aoc.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov is it reasonable to start asking who is making decisions now that the WH has to label offices and paths to those offices because Trump maybe can't find his way around? I know some will say it's a stretch that's the reason but we know he is often incoherent
Does anyone know if AWS has asked an AI how to fix it's outage? I hear it's all the rage these days
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Does anyone know if AWS has asked an AI how to fix it's outage? I hear it's all the rage these days
Coming up tomorrow: Executive order requiring all escalators to have full time federal agents securing them. We lost far too many to antifa escalator violence
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Coming up tomorrow: Executive order requiring all escalators to have full time federal agents securing them. We lost far too many to antifa escalator violence
Clearly Hard Rock thinks the Jags are going to win the Superbowl, they are now offering to pay me before the first snap is played
August 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Clearly Hard Rock thinks the Jags are going to win the Superbowl, they are now offering to pay me before the first snap is played
If the costume of the Halloween season is not people in various forms of military sandwich regalia I will be disappointed. 6 inch subs on each hip, mini mustard, ketchup bottles in tactical vest pockets etc
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If the costume of the Halloween season is not people in various forms of military sandwich regalia I will be disappointed. 6 inch subs on each hip, mini mustard, ketchup bottles in tactical vest pockets etc
Is it possible Iran come out with a huge win from all this bravado from Trump? Trump telegraphing the strike allowed them to move materials ahead of time and assessments show the sites weren't "obliterated". Trump says he brokers an endless ceasefire so now when it shows true Iran was only set
June 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Is it possible Iran come out with a huge win from all this bravado from Trump? Trump telegraphing the strike allowed them to move materials ahead of time and assessments show the sites weren't "obliterated". Trump says he brokers an endless ceasefire so now when it shows true Iran was only set
You have to admit, it's pretty impressive that someone was able to build a pop up version of attack plans for Iran to get Trump to review them.....and possibly understand them
June 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
You have to admit, it's pretty impressive that someone was able to build a pop up version of attack plans for Iran to get Trump to review them.....and possibly understand them