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introverted_crowdsurfer 💙🥾👢
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Writer, Goth, Books, Crafts, Games, 🧙 🚫DMs
https://substack.com/@crowdsscareme
And investments in lip filler.
September 30, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Fox News doesn’t exist as anything other than a news station. Anthony Bourdain is still traveling and eating weird food. We have a childrens bill of rights which includes medically accurate sex ed. School shootings don’t happen, ever.
September 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Hate crimes never happen. Black people and Native Americans received reparations. LGBTQAI+ is celebrated by everyone as nbd. Gen Z goes out dancing every weekend
September 30, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The US has bullet trains across the nation. Our power grid runs on solar and wind. All cars are electric, food is clean and plentiful, factory farms don’t exist, no one has heard of oxycontin or fentanyl. Homelessness doesn’t exist. The ERA passed unanimously in the 70s
September 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Bezos is bankrupt, Zuckerberg was sued into oblivion, Peter Thiel is living in exile, Oracle was never a company, Elon was deported after being caught living here on an expired student visa, 9/11 never happened, Greta Thunburg is studying for her masters degree, Bowie is still alive.
September 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The fact that just stating facts destroys the GOP is wild.
September 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Less human trafficking for sure.
September 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sounds awesome 👏
August 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Money talks I guess. Look at how much Meta has given to the government
June 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
There’s a website where men are sharing the videos they’ve taken. Smack em. I’ll pay the fine. It’s a misdemeanor
June 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM
He’s lying and he’s dying
May 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM