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crowfromtheshadows.bsky.social
Gif King👑
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an echo of languages | tech nerd | flag enthusiast
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asking my supervisor if i can wear my collar to work
September 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I finally figured out why I randomly get one tear escaping my eye, especially when I'm laughing.

I'm in fucking pain😂

Apparently I'm in so much physical pain all the time that laughing makes it hurt more, so one little tear just has to make a break for it.
September 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm bored.
September 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
September 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I need a cigar.
September 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I’ve never understood the US relationship with 9/11. Obviously I understand the grief of people who were directly affected, and I’m not dismissing that.

I don’t understand why, 20+ years later, everyone else is still socially expected to perform grief every year as if we were personally affected.
September 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Why does everyone I encounter with the most beautiful cocks and know how to use them have offspring?

Damn😭
September 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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September 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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i hope you don't just see me as a fuckable piece of meat but also a valuable employee
September 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
September 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I hear buying hard boiled eggs is the same price as buying regular eggs now. Is that true?
September 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
You can dislike a term or movement, but if your dislike of the terminology consistently overwhelms your concern for the problem being discussed, eventually you start sounding like you oppose more than just the word.
September 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
People are annoying. We basically agree on something, but you’re stuck on the terminology. Whether you’re broadening a term so far that it no longer matches the common meaning, or you just don’t like the term being used in general.

Can we please focus on the actual mechanism so we can solve it?
September 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
By the time Lindsay Clancy was on trial, the U.S. had already seen at least 8 family annihilations in 2026. Most were committed by men.
September 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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😈😈
September 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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everyone ignores me when i talk. they will be sorry soon
September 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Instead of smash rooms, there needs to be stabbing rooms. I don’t want to break a tv. Give me a knife and something I can stab repeatedly🔪
September 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
September 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Exactly 😡
September 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Iran is back to trolling him again.
September 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I will never have pity for someone who thinks Charlie Kirk should’ve been the next president and then wonders why they can’t keep a woman…

I’m glad.
September 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
NoPixel V is out today. AAAAAAA. We’re so excited!!

The laptop is prepped and ready to watch six streamers at once😂
September 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Me dodging absolute statements while making a fucking joke:

In my personal experience, my individual cats are bougie because I treat them well.

That's how you tell a joke, right?😂💀
September 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
😮‍💨
September 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It feels like the world is filled with only trans hunters😔
September 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM