This is the funniest thing that could have happened honestly
September 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This is the funniest thing that could have happened honestly
How can you not be romantic about metal?
Lammoth has a new album about Bill the Pony and it's brought me so much joy 🥲
lammothofficial.bandcamp.com/album/onward
Lammoth has a new album about Bill the Pony and it's brought me so much joy 🥲
lammothofficial.bandcamp.com/album/onward
Onward, by Lammoth
9 track album
lammothofficial.bandcamp.com
August 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
How can you not be romantic about metal?
Lammoth has a new album about Bill the Pony and it's brought me so much joy 🥲
lammothofficial.bandcamp.com/album/onward
Lammoth has a new album about Bill the Pony and it's brought me so much joy 🥲
lammothofficial.bandcamp.com/album/onward
Doctor Who was so good
July 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Doctor Who was so good
My hottest take: I think the intense vitriol from Europeans about American food is a psyop
June 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
My hottest take: I think the intense vitriol from Europeans about American food is a psyop
The main point of having a spouse is to tell them secrets
Help settle a 16 year discussion between me and my husband- if someone tells you something in confidence and asks you to tell no one does that mean:
A- You’re not telling your spouse/partner
B- You are telling your spouse/partner unless you’ve been specifically asked not to
A- You’re not telling your spouse/partner
B- You are telling your spouse/partner unless you’ve been specifically asked not to
June 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The main point of having a spouse is to tell them secrets
Me: I need to take more time off to recover from my vacation lol
*monkey's paw curls*
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
*monkey's paw curls*
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
June 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Me: I need to take more time off to recover from my vacation lol
*monkey's paw curls*
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
*monkey's paw curls*
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
I need to speak my truth
I love this dumbass medieval times shit the Golden knights do and I will not feel shame
I love this dumbass medieval times shit the Golden knights do and I will not feel shame
June 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I need to speak my truth
I love this dumbass medieval times shit the Golden knights do and I will not feel shame
I love this dumbass medieval times shit the Golden knights do and I will not feel shame
successfully navigated one train. seasoned pro. next up is the bus which is less fun.
May 27, 2026 at 3:59 PM
successfully navigated one train. seasoned pro. next up is the bus which is less fun.
I'm going to Chicago tomorrow for the first time and I don't have enough time to eat all the food I want to eat
May 26, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I'm going to Chicago tomorrow for the first time and I don't have enough time to eat all the food I want to eat
me, in the diabolical clutches of menstruation: ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT FRIES 😭😭😭 EVERYTHING IS BAD AND SAD AND I'M A HIDEOUS HAG
my husband: I'll get us cookout for dinner
me: life is worth living yet again
my husband: I'll get us cookout for dinner
me: life is worth living yet again
May 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
me, in the diabolical clutches of menstruation: ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT FRIES 😭😭😭 EVERYTHING IS BAD AND SAD AND I'M A HIDEOUS HAG
my husband: I'll get us cookout for dinner
me: life is worth living yet again
my husband: I'll get us cookout for dinner
me: life is worth living yet again
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Inventing the air conditioner
Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.
Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.
May 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Inventing the air conditioner
Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.
Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.
Reposted by chubby skeleton
hockey is not a serious sport
May 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
hockey is not a serious sport
Reposted by chubby skeleton
I'm going to Chicago soon. What should I look at and, more importantly, put in my mouth?
May 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm going to Chicago soon. What should I look at and, more importantly, put in my mouth?
I have a CAT, I am KNITTING, I am watching STAR TREK: VOYAGER
day off going okay
day off going okay
May 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I have a CAT, I am KNITTING, I am watching STAR TREK: VOYAGER
day off going okay
day off going okay
HABS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
April 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
HABS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
me, when Alex Lyon: 🤗
April 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
me, when Alex Lyon: 🤗
I love playoff hockey 😭
April 21, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I love playoff hockey 😭
The pace of this Habs game is CRAZY
April 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The pace of this Habs game is CRAZY
I'm rooting for the flyers in this round and I feel dirty
April 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'm rooting for the flyers in this round and I feel dirty
I have mega cramps and feel like doodoo and told my husband I was craving chips and salsa. he got home with stuff to make me nachos.
I feel so loved. he is the best. 🥺
I feel so loved. he is the best. 🥺
April 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I have mega cramps and feel like doodoo and told my husband I was craving chips and salsa. he got home with stuff to make me nachos.
I feel so loved. he is the best. 🥺
I feel so loved. he is the best. 🥺
I'm not showing anyone my unhinged, vibe-based playoff bracket. UNLESS it comes true and then I will say BEHOLD MY GENIUS. I AM THE ONE TRUE PUCK KNOWER.
April 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I'm not showing anyone my unhinged, vibe-based playoff bracket. UNLESS it comes true and then I will say BEHOLD MY GENIUS. I AM THE ONE TRUE PUCK KNOWER.
I knew I should have gone to bed after the second period
April 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I knew I should have gone to bed after the second period
welp
Rangers do it fit Quick challenge
April 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
welp