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Selig! @crumblestfg.bsky.social · Apr 3
my bigfoot greek wedding
crumblestfg.bsky.social
i want to play zero parades but the voice of the narrator was so dreadfully obnoxious to me that i can't hang with it.
July 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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cashbrowns.bsky.social
Nancy 5/30/26
Sluggo’s thinking about Nancy… Eric’s thinking about Nancy… Aunt Fritzi’s thinking about Nancy.. Nancy’s thinking about Nancy…
May 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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samthielman.com
Marge looking at the Flowers By Irene surveillance truck parked outside 742 Evergreen Terrace in Bart the Murderer
May 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
March 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
does anyone else read "bf" as "beef" #ORJUSTME #MESSEDUPGUYTHINGS
March 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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everest.bsky.social
the united states government's almost pathological framing of their violence as liberation is so ghoulish. illegal, deadly, evil airstrikes, a senseless war announced in the middle of the night, and still the framing is "liberation". it's sickening
nbcnews.com NBC News @nbcnews.com · Feb 28
JUST IN: Trump vows "certain death" if Iranian regime doesn't surrender, telling Iranians: "When we are finished, take over your government."
Live updates: The U.S. and Israel are striking Iran
Follow the latest news and live updates after Israel says it has launched a preemptive strike against Iran.
nbcnews.to
February 28, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
February 28, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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splendid.land
i've made a new comic called "TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story".
"TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story" by splendidland. two bell shaped clay figures of warriors are standing.
February 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
strip law is sooo good
February 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
i wish i could spend money to take sales away from that new psylocke comic. abysmal shit
February 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
SLUGGO’S SATURDAY
SLUGGO’S SATURDAY SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, HE IS WEARING A MASQUERADE MASK
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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splendid.land
this was my entry for the megaman contest! he's a guy meant to collect junk off the deep sea floor.
#DesignARobotMaster
Dredge Man, a robot with a green/turquoise cylindrical body. a small window shows his face, wearing a diving mask with a tired expression. on his back is a crane with a large net, and one of his arms is a long hose. the bottom of his legs are green, resembling a build up of algae, with white bolts that look like barnacles.
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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gothamgirlblue.com
Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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legaleagle.tv
Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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captainpooky.bsky.social
Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
What appears to be a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field is actually a normal sized praying mantis that's actually sitting on my windshield
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
CHAKAN
EXTENDED PLAY 1992
SEGA GENESIS
A guy wielding two swords wearing the Holy Mountain hat *whispers to wife* "that's Chakan the forever man"
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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bioalex.bsky.social
Facts. America in a nutshell is “we as a society can’t have nice things because Black people would also have them”.

Our entire history has been this, and it’s far past time for all of us white people to wake up to these facts.
otsumamiboy.blacksky.app Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · Jan 8
White people have always felt a fraction of what Black people feel. That's the agreement they signed up to. Less safety so Black people have none. Less access to healthcare so Black people have less. Housing insecurity so Black people can't accrue wealth. All to satisfy their desire to erase us.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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georgemonbiot.bsky.social
The bombing of Venezuela is an act of aggression: unprovoked, unjustified and unjustifiable.
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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wayneradio.tv
Is it really that, time, again?

It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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bobonha.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
A young elephant approached his human mother, tears in his eyes. “Mother, the other children tease me, telling me that I am adopted. But you told me I would become a human when I hit puberty. Who is telling the lie?” The mother frowned. “We must wait and see.” Who was telling the lie? The young elephant was lying. He was drowning and had gone insane due to oxygen deprivation. He was in his 50s and was wanted for killing a bank.
May 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
A man and his shoes were having an affair when his wife discovered them "in that holy moment." Shocked but not unhappy she wished her husband well on his new life and granted him an amicable divorce. Due to her numerous good qualities she had many suitors. She lined up the three most promising and had each of them describe why they should become her new husband. The first man explained that he had infinite money due to a marvelous device and could shower her with wealth. The second man explained that although he was dollar poor he had discovered a technique that would leave her breathless. He explained the technique and it sounded like he knew his stuff. The third man stepped forward and removed his troll mask to reveal himself as her husband. He explained that the shoes had died somehow and he wanted her back. Who did she choose? She chose all three. Sometimes you really can have it all.
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
An old man was close to death when he was visited by a genie who offered him eternal life in exchange for one year of his life. The old man chuckled quietly to himself, for he had less than a year to live. "Sure thing!" he said. The genie turned him into a stone with a heartbeat and a brain. The man tried to scream but found that he had no mouth. He had thousands of nerve endings which were all set to maximum pain and hated it most of all when it rained. Was the genie out of line here? Depends on who you ask. The genie was tried in a genie court of law for this and found to be innocent, though.
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
Started rain code annnnnnd im not really feeling it. Im on chapter 2... something about losing the death game and the solid cast of charavters makes everything about this kinda uninteresting.
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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shadecho.bsky.social
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
April 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM