@crypticcommand.bsky.social
Magic player, judge, poly, queer, leftist, tall, loud, and occasionally funny, 40
Freedom for Palestine
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Abolish and Prosecute ICE
Freedom for Palestine
Trans Rights are Human Rights
Abolish and Prosecute ICE
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At work I’m exposed to a ton of right-wingers I’d never talk to out of work, it’s a fascinating glimpse into the conservative mindset
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You know the rules folks. One big union win = one Spice8Rack video. See you in a few days 😘
October 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
You know the rules folks. One big union win = one Spice8Rack video. See you in a few days 😘
I’m beginning to believe Brawl is the worst MTG format ever created.
September 23, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I’m beginning to believe Brawl is the worst MTG format ever created.
Eating a cucumber while listening to a dude ramble about Christianity, while also being constantly interrupted
all right fine, quotes and replies open
give me the best you’ve got
give me the best you’ve got
in my 20s I invented a game called Hell Triathlon, where you had to take the three things in the world you hate the most and merge them into some kind of Olympic event
for YEARS mine was “eating bananas while riding a tandem bicycle, listening to someone who thinks The Da Vinci Code is real”
for YEARS mine was “eating bananas while riding a tandem bicycle, listening to someone who thinks The Da Vinci Code is real”
September 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Eating a cucumber while listening to a dude ramble about Christianity, while also being constantly interrupted
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Crazy new 4 card combo I found for Magic the gathering #MTGFracture
September 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Crazy new 4 card combo I found for Magic the gathering #MTGFracture
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🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott.
Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
August 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott.
Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
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“Antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine of fascism. It's one of the oldest bigotries that has caused those of the Jewish faith a tremendous amount of pain. From pogroms to the Holocaust, Jews have always been singled out by those in power …
August 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
“Antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine of fascism. It's one of the oldest bigotries that has caused those of the Jewish faith a tremendous amount of pain. From pogroms to the Holocaust, Jews have always been singled out by those in power …
Went to Iceland and I realized I like the way the gray is coming in
August 18, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Went to Iceland and I realized I like the way the gray is coming in
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Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
August 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
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El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"
July 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"
Beautiful sunset at Schaumburg Town Square
July 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Beautiful sunset at Schaumburg Town Square
Behold, my daughter!
July 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Behold, my daughter!
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MTG DISCORD PSA:
I've NOT been hacked BUT many in the MTG space are getting odd links from trusted accounts asking them to "jump on a call" to talk about a project they're working on with friends.
If any of my accounts DM you like that: it is a SCAM! NO ONE wants to work on ANYTHING with me!
I've NOT been hacked BUT many in the MTG space are getting odd links from trusted accounts asking them to "jump on a call" to talk about a project they're working on with friends.
If any of my accounts DM you like that: it is a SCAM! NO ONE wants to work on ANYTHING with me!
June 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
MTG DISCORD PSA:
I've NOT been hacked BUT many in the MTG space are getting odd links from trusted accounts asking them to "jump on a call" to talk about a project they're working on with friends.
If any of my accounts DM you like that: it is a SCAM! NO ONE wants to work on ANYTHING with me!
I've NOT been hacked BUT many in the MTG space are getting odd links from trusted accounts asking them to "jump on a call" to talk about a project they're working on with friends.
If any of my accounts DM you like that: it is a SCAM! NO ONE wants to work on ANYTHING with me!
Unexpected reference thanks to @maklelan.bsky.social also featuring my bookmark
June 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Unexpected reference thanks to @maklelan.bsky.social also featuring my bookmark
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We’re chillmaxxing
June 23, 2026 at 7:59 AM
We’re chillmaxxing
I don’t understand the current design plans in Magic. Dying on turn 5 after interacting twice isn’t fun or interesting.
Playing Standard feels like playing Modern, Modern feels like Legacy, and nobody plays Legacy anyway
Playing Standard feels like playing Modern, Modern feels like Legacy, and nobody plays Legacy anyway
June 21, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I don’t understand the current design plans in Magic. Dying on turn 5 after interacting twice isn’t fun or interesting.
Playing Standard feels like playing Modern, Modern feels like Legacy, and nobody plays Legacy anyway
Playing Standard feels like playing Modern, Modern feels like Legacy, and nobody plays Legacy anyway
Me and the bf after crepes
June 21, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Me and the bf after crepes
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Goodnight whores
Goodnight sluts
Goodnight girls who like it in their butts
Goodnight sluts
Goodnight girls who like it in their butts
June 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Goodnight whores
Goodnight sluts
Goodnight girls who like it in their butts
Goodnight sluts
Goodnight girls who like it in their butts
A rare sighting of @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social at MKE Pride
June 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
A rare sighting of @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social at MKE Pride
Tomatillo did nothing wrong.
I did make it to the nursery where I met this guy, whose hobby is starting fights with dogs
June 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Tomatillo did nothing wrong.
This rules.
If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time.
June 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This rules.