carIy
@cryptid.bsky.social
meant to be manning a lighthouse or fire lookout and being totally normal about it — autistic • lesbian • sometimes fiction writer
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only three things
September 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
only three things
I hope Nintendo pretends to do a Mario game announcement and then has him canonically executed.
September 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I hope Nintendo pretends to do a Mario game announcement and then has him canonically executed.
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My Theodora experience. I love her
September 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My Theodora experience. I love her
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I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
September 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
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It turns out that after years of searching, the "Joe Rogan of the Left" is just gonna be Joe Rogan
I almost spat out my soda laughing at this. Like rats deserting the sinking MAGA ship.
September 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
It turns out that after years of searching, the "Joe Rogan of the Left" is just gonna be Joe Rogan
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I have decided that I will not be performing on the Ed Sheeran tour
September 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I have decided that I will not be performing on the Ed Sheeran tour
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Wreckers and infighters are over-represented on this website. Elsewhere, the vast majority are meeting the moment by doing Popular Front. A good example is Stevens endorsing El Sayed in MI and Hong endorsing Crowley in WI.
September 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Wreckers and infighters are over-represented on this website. Elsewhere, the vast majority are meeting the moment by doing Popular Front. A good example is Stevens endorsing El Sayed in MI and Hong endorsing Crowley in WI.
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extremely funny to suggest that where stalin, hitler and mao are in the afterlife, charlie kirk is right there with them
September 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
extremely funny to suggest that where stalin, hitler and mao are in the afterlife, charlie kirk is right there with them
the non-lotr ring corruption answers being overwhelmingly pictures of men is pretty woosh behavior.
September 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
the non-lotr ring corruption answers being overwhelmingly pictures of men is pretty woosh behavior.
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i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
September 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
Girl dads: I can’t wait for me and my daughter’s fishing trip this weekend.
Boy moms: My son did not rape that 12 year old woman.
Boy moms: My son did not rape that 12 year old woman.
September 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Girl dads: I can’t wait for me and my daughter’s fishing trip this weekend.
Boy moms: My son did not rape that 12 year old woman.
Boy moms: My son did not rape that 12 year old woman.
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I write for a living and I do everything I can to avoid using “lay / lie.” It’s just too much pressure.
September 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I write for a living and I do everything I can to avoid using “lay / lie.” It’s just too much pressure.
Playstation’s unyielding commitment to live service slop even after years of nothing to show for it was what ultimately got me to toss mine, but it also doesn’t help that the rare singleplayer game they put out treats you like a fucking idiot.
September 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Playstation’s unyielding commitment to live service slop even after years of nothing to show for it was what ultimately got me to toss mine, but it also doesn’t help that the rare singleplayer game they put out treats you like a fucking idiot.
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"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it
September 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it
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if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell
September 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell
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this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game
September 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game
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what a curious day to put these on sale
September 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
what a curious day to put these on sale
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"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
September 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
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This isn't a simple case of incoherent messaging, it's slamming every button on the console at once in desperation as they realize how egregiously they've overspent on this relative to what it can return financially. In six more months they'll be promising it regrows your hair.
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
September 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This isn't a simple case of incoherent messaging, it's slamming every button on the console at once in desperation as they realize how egregiously they've overspent on this relative to what it can return financially. In six more months they'll be promising it regrows your hair.
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"...New Yorkers were instructed to return to the ground zero area before it was safe to do so."
"People got sick because the leaders they trusted lied and told them they were safe to breathe in toxic air,” Mr. Mamdani added.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/n...
"People got sick because the leaders they trusted lied and told them they were safe to breathe in toxic air,” Mr. Mamdani added.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/n...
After 9/11, Documents Suggest, New Yorkers Were Misled About Air Quality
The Mamdani administration released more than 170,000 pages of documents related to the air quality around the World Trade Center site in the months after the Sept. 11 attacks.
www.nytimes.com
September 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"...New Yorkers were instructed to return to the ground zero area before it was safe to do so."
"People got sick because the leaders they trusted lied and told them they were safe to breathe in toxic air,” Mr. Mamdani added.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/n...
"People got sick because the leaders they trusted lied and told them they were safe to breathe in toxic air,” Mr. Mamdani added.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/n...
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Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it
September 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it
Switch 2 out for over a year and already has more exclusives I want to play than the PS5’s entire useless life cycle. That will happen when you make actual games instead of live service slop.
September 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Switch 2 out for over a year and already has more exclusives I want to play than the PS5’s entire useless life cycle. That will happen when you make actual games instead of live service slop.