Hailey
@cryptidonstrike.bsky.social
Not petty bourgeois, just petty
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No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
July 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
I mostly only come back to Bluesky when someone tries to kill the President again or an evil politician dies and I genuinely think that's the best way to experience this website
July 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I mostly only come back to Bluesky when someone tries to kill the President again or an evil politician dies and I genuinely think that's the best way to experience this website
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THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
Siri, punish the wicked men
July 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Out: Better things are possible
In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable
In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable
June 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Out: Better things are possible
In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable
In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable
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If the ballroom is so indestructible, why don't they just make the whole plane out of the ballroom
April 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If the ballroom is so indestructible, why don't they just make the whole plane out of the ballroom
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I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"
April 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"
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You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.
April 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.
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we are white house correspondents dinner we carry the flame
April 26, 2026 at 1:51 PM
we are white house correspondents dinner we carry the flame
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Nah. It's not like he was in mortal danger, like an Iranian girl in school or a person driving through their own neighborhood when ICE is present.
Van Jones is on CNN talking about how “people around the world are shaken” that someone could get so close to President Trump.
April 26, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Nah. It's not like he was in mortal danger, like an Iranian girl in school or a person driving through their own neighborhood when ICE is present.
After much consideration re: the Trump assassination attempt being real or staged, I have decided the funniest outcome would be that the guy was just a streaker and they fabricated the assassination stuff to make the security detail's response seem less goofy
April 26, 2026 at 10:39 AM
After much consideration re: the Trump assassination attempt being real or staged, I have decided the funniest outcome would be that the guy was just a streaker and they fabricated the assassination stuff to make the security detail's response seem less goofy
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JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info
April 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info
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if the entire white house correspondence dinner disappeared into the void, not one single objective observation or critical insight would be lost
April 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
if the entire white house correspondence dinner disappeared into the void, not one single objective observation or critical insight would be lost
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meh. some lol. but mostly, meh.
April 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
meh. some lol. but mostly, meh.
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Nyoom
Trump shared video footage of a shooter’s attempt to barrel past a security checkpoint at the WHCD www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
April 26, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Nyoom
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Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
April 26, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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Luke Russert on MSNOW saying that when the shots were fired he ran down the middle of the aisle in the room, right towards the president, thinking it would be safest near him.
Yeah, man, I'm not sure you've really game planned how "rushing the president during a shooting" might end for you
Yeah, man, I'm not sure you've really game planned how "rushing the president during a shooting" might end for you
April 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Luke Russert on MSNOW saying that when the shots were fired he ran down the middle of the aisle in the room, right towards the president, thinking it would be safest near him.
Yeah, man, I'm not sure you've really game planned how "rushing the president during a shooting" might end for you
Yeah, man, I'm not sure you've really game planned how "rushing the president during a shooting" might end for you
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possible upside here is them never doing this event again
April 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
possible upside here is them never doing this event again
Fumbled ANOTHER one?
April 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Fumbled ANOTHER one?
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"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way
25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.
April 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way
Patriotism is a concept I can't wrap my head around, because my experience as an American is mostly just having an intense desire to apologize. I don't know to whom, or for what exactly, but I look at the world around me and the predominant thought is just "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
April 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Patriotism is a concept I can't wrap my head around, because my experience as an American is mostly just having an intense desire to apologize. I don't know to whom, or for what exactly, but I look at the world around me and the predominant thought is just "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
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The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.
April 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.