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Cryptids of Asura
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Funny names from the Asura server.
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Cryptids #??? and #???:
Swampass and Jimmyjhon
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a galka named Swampass and a hume named Jimmyjhon
July 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Not all who Juander are lost.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an Elvaan named Juander, wearing Red Mage Empyrean Armor
February 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Holy mackerel!
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a bazaar with a Scroll of Holy and a Mackerel for sale for maximum gil. Together these read as "Holy Mackerel."
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Cryptid #???: Randylayhey
The shirtless lockstyle is a nice touch
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Not a name just a funny shout
Screenshot of Yell chat in Final Fantasy XI featuring a message stating "Bubbly Bernie title run Do you need it? need R25 Veteran tank, healer kitten, 2 Prime DPS, BRD" this is a reference to Bubble Bernie, a well-known low-level Notorious Monster and the idea that typical pick-up groups will have exceedingly high gear requirements for content that really doesn't need it.
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Cryptid #???: Kefkaesque
Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named "Kefkaesque", a portmanteau of the word "Kafkaesque" and the name "Kefka" from Final Fantasy VI. The tarutaru is wearing a green poroggo robe and the archduke shield.
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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This is not a political account so I'm sorry but god imagine naming your character after Trump. A step beyond putting trump cards up for sale in shops and declaring support in bazaar comments. This is what you've decided to brand your image with. Hope you get banned for RMTing MLs.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an in-game search result featuring a character name "Trumpftw", or "Trump for the win"
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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No good names on Asura lately so have a crossover post from FFXIV novice network
Screenshot from Final Fantasy XI featuring a character named "Glorp Slorpin" in Novice Network stating "the first rule of gun safety is to HAVE FUN"
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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I didn't realize the autotranslate function was named after someone
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru names "Autotranslate"
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Taylorhaste
Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a blonde hume named "Taylorhaste". She is wearing a red crown, and the hume F gilet outfit.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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What exactly IS a staunch onion?
Screenshot of Final Fantast XI featuring a tarutaru wearing the spriggan outfit named "Staunchonion"
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Pokemon GO to the Auction House
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru in Ru'Lude Gardens near the Auction House named "Pokemongo", a refence to the game "Pokemon Go". The tarutaru has blonde hair and level 1 tarutaru RSE.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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If the hair fits

Cabbagechan
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru with green hair named "Cabbagechan", she is wearing an opo-opo crown and the novennial suit.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Man, this just makes me want actual tres leches
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a mithra names "Tresleches", a reference to the food "tres leches cake". The mithra is wearing the SCH hat and body with strappy sandal type shoes.
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Check out my spicy🌶️ site 👇
A screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a Mithra named "Onlyfangs", a portmanteau of "Onlyfans" and "fangs", referring to the character being a mithra and having fangs. The mithra is wearing the white and blue two-piece swimsuit set with a corsage in her hair.
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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so hungry I could go for a
screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru named "Hammoncheese", resembling the food "Ham and cheese", the tarutaru is wearing ebon attire set with a beret.
October 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Cryptid Entry #??
Thepoopsmith
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka dragoon named "Thepoopsmith". He is wearing the drachen helm and hands with gleti's body and the prime spear.
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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only ever seen this guy dead in town so I guess he's living up to his name.

Bloodbag.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a hume wearing the adaman heavy armor named Bloodbag. Bloodbag is dead in Mhaura.
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Well, the name fits I suppose.

Guccishirt
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a mithra named "Guccishirt", the mithra is wearing red glasses and an orange t-shirt lockstyle.
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Whenever I see this guy afk in Mhaura it makes me think of Chainsaw Man.
Cropped panel of Chainsaw Man, featuring a character named Cosmo, uttering her only known phrase "Halloweeeen!". She is a zombie and as such her brain is exposed, one eye is falling out of her head and she is nude.
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Happy first of Halloween month, are you as ready as this guy?
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an elvaan named "Halloweeeeeen". He is wearing Karagoz hat and body which are orange and black and resemble a jester's outfit with a Libra Subligar (or similar subligar), which resemble white briefs style underwear.
October 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Is this THE Warrenbuffet on FFXI? Sources say probably not which tbh is fine
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named Warrenbuffet sitting on a basic chair in a blue poroggo robe
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Instacart available now in new regions near you like the Greater Jeuno area. Click to find out more.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named Instacart. He is wearing full Inyanga Attire. Location is Port Jeuno.
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I got the biscuits where's the
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka named "Galkagravy" the galka is wearing valorous armor and no pants.
September 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Cryptid #5

maybe our first Canadian entry

Milkinabag
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a mithra named "Milkinabag" standing in BRD AF hat, mousai manteel body ad AF pants and shoes. The character is glowing purple, the Prime weapon particle effect.
September 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM