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@cryptrocket.bsky.social
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Slacker. Veteran. Cat Butler. (He/him) 🫘

Tacos are my favorite food group.

Boring AF but with a potty mouth so follow at your own risk.
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Oh.... Patrick what have you done? May I present Steel Dawn. Like Mad Max with 100% less Mel Gibson and 100% more Patrick Swayze.
DVD cover for the movie "Steel Dawn" against a vast, clear blue sky. The poster features a close-up, low-angle shot of a serious-looking Patrick Swayze, styled as a desert warrior with a thin headband, a beard, and dark hair. He wears a textured, studded leather vest with a light-colored hood resting on his shoulders. At the top, the title "STEEL DAWN" is written in a bold, metallic white font. To the right of his face, the tagline reads: "He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword." Patrick Swayze's name is prominently displayed across the bottom in a white sans-serif font
July 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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[rec]
Movie poster for the documentary "[•REC] Terror Sin Pausa." The setting is a dark, decaying hallway with debris on the floor and a tall wooden door in the center. Faint beams of light stream from the top left. In the foreground, a professional video camera rests on the floor. Large, glowing white text across the middle reads "[•REC]" with a prominent solid red recording dot, subtitled "TERROR SIN PAUSA." Additional Spanish text marks it as a documentary on Spanish horror cinema directed by Diego López-Fernández, featuring studio logos and a Sitges Film Festival 2022 laurel at the top
July 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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Bag of Cinnabon that was door dashed to a neighbor. It has been sitting in 100 degree weather now going on 3 days. Is it still good? Was it ever good?
A bag of Cinnabon sitting on a front porch in direct sun. There is a green door presumably going into the house. It has been sitting there for 3 days now.my wife and I have a bet about if it is still "good". Neither of us are willing to try it to settle the bet.
July 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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TerrorVision
A movie poster for TerrorVision The poster uses a dark, sci-fi aesthetic contrasted with bold, stylized text. The central focus is a bizarre, monstrous satellite dish towering over a quiet suburban neighborhood at night. Bright blue lightning strikes behind the dish, cutting through a dark, cloudy sky tinged with deep purple. The Top Text: At the very top, printed in a clean, white, italicized font "People of Earth Your planet is about to be destroyed . . . We're terribly sorry for the inconvenience." The Movie Title: Positioned in the lower third of the poster is the film's title, TERRORVISION, written in a stylized, blocky, light-purple font.
June 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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#cats #caturday on Monday...
Potato with sleeping derp face
Potato the cat. She has medium length white fur (from this angle). This is a close up of her face. She is sleeping on her back, her face is is kind of tucked under her right front leg. Her mouth is slightly open and the tip of her tongue is sticking out. Her nose is very pink.
June 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Is that Potato's brother from another mother?
A tan and white cat sleeping on a blue sofa. There is a blue throw pillow with a white elephant on it, on the sofa.
June 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Mr Nick
Mr Nick from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Nick is played by Tom Waits. He is wearing a white shirt with a black Paisley vest. He has a top hat with some feather adornment. He is smoking a cigarillo with his right hand to his mouth. Pencil thin moustache. Piercing eyes stare straight ahead.
June 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

Found this gem of a lunchbox in an antique store in Rhode Island today.
A metal lunch box trimmed in red and white stripes top right and bottom left and blue with white stars bottom right and top left. A banner reads "back in '76" A colonial officer is sitting on a stool and a kid is shining his boot. A metal lunch box trimmed in red and white stripes top right and bottom left and blue with white stars bottom right and top left. A banner reads "back in '76" There is a bed with a sleeping adult. There is a dog in the bed. There is a musket and powder horn at the foot of the bed. Two kids are awake. One is waking the adult. The other looks out a window at Paul Revere riding by.
April 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Out of town visiting family. Noticed they have 2 empty picture frames. Going to go get photos of my cats printed to put in the frames. Wonder how long it will take for them to notice.
#chaoticgood
#caturday
My cat potato. She is white with tan patches. She is in her cat bed, on her back with her front paws in a praying mantis pose. Her eyes indicate that she will fuck you up if you touch the belly. My cat kabob. She is a tortie. She is sitting on a hardwood floor, with a blue and white rug in the back ground. She has a very stern look on her face.
April 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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One Way Jesus?
A one way sign with a small hand written sign below it that says "Jesus"
March 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Shhhhhh.... The monster is sleeping
A white cat with a tan tail and tan patches on her head. She is sleeping on a white blanket on a blue chair. Her name is potato and she is a monster.
February 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Poorly Drawn Lines
A three panel comic. The comic features a mouse sitting up on a green floor. In the first panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "I am right about some things" In the second panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "not a lot of them" In the third panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "so, it's pretty special when it happens"
February 20, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Parable of the Sower

Octavia Butler
Book cover for Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler On the left is an out of focus, profile of a woman's face. She is looking to the right where there is a white crescent with the name of the book Bottom left is a white box with the authors name. To the right there is a non descript image. There is a moon in the middle, off set to the right and down.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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A bag of Otterbein's Chocolate Chip Cookies. The bag is red squares in a grid separated by white lines. There is a see through space so you can see thin cookies.
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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3/
A remixed war poster
#MinistryofHomelandSecurity
#propaganda
A remixed war propaganda poster. There is an American Flag at the to. Tentacles are springing from a hole in the flag and wrapping around the Asian Pacific countries. At the bottom it says: America Hungers! Don't Get In Our Way! A message from the ministry of Homeland security.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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A remixed war propaganda poster
A remixed War propaganda image. There is a boy with a yellow and red stripe shirt, long pants tennis shoes, red baseball hat. He is riding a bicycle down what looks like a dirt road. Behind him there is a field and a very low flying fighter plane and some planes off in the distance up in the sky. Below the image the text reads: Boy! I feel safer already! And it's all thanks to... The ministry of Homeland security.
January 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Going through some stuff packed up in boxes and found this gem of a book that is 20+ years old.

#propaganda
#vonnegut
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A book cover. There is an image of a fighter pilot stepping out of a cockpit of a plane. Behind him are more planes flying. Red banner at the top: You Back The Attack! Blue banner at the bottom: We'll Bomb Who We Want! *Remixed war propaganda by Micha Ian Wright* With a forward by Kurt Vonnegut. An introduction by Howard Zinn and commentary by The Center for Constitutional Rights
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Hey, I just noticed you are back...I am not chronically on line so it could be me...I hope the respite was good.

Potato sends an aloof "welcome back"
Potato the cat. She is white with tan ears. She has medium fluffy fur. She is sitting on a table and looking away from the camera. On the right is a pink water bottle. Potato has black ook in her eye. We have been treating an eye infection. It is gone we think, but she wants nothing to do with her butlers touching her face.
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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A close up of Potato the #cat s tufted #toebeans.

They are cute but not good for traction. She frequently has to deploy her hand knives like Wolverine to keep from sliding off of shit.

#caturday
A close up of a cat's toebeans. Her paw is white with long Tufts of fur. The fur obscures the pink toe beans. This makes for a very graceless cat.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Potato the #cat
She is wound up, laying in my lap, slow walking the murder of her rabbit dog toy. You can see her tufted #toebeans on this fine #caturday
Potato the cat. She is white and tan colored with medium to long fur. She is laying in my lap holding a stuffed dog toy that looks like a rabbit. Her left front paw is turned up and you can see her pink and fuzzy toe beans.
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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A meme with an image from a Oliver Twist. A young Oliver is holding an empty bowl out. The caption reads, "Please Sir, may I have some less"
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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@cola.baby did it again. Super fast shipping. High quality product. On top of the 1% off, it came with an unexpected sticker. If you don't like stickers, we maybe can't be friends.

My friend got one as well. They are not on line but they said the same thing + Union made!
A black toque with a guillotine embroidered on it. Sitting on top of the toque is a smiling guillotine sticker with a glitter outline. 1% off for the good of everyone!
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Can't fool me, this is from the Butthole Surfers - Piouhgd album
The back side of the Butthole Surfers album Piouhgd. On the left side are four portraits with distorted faces. Right side top are the four people in a group shot with distorted bodies. Below that is a track listing for Piouhgd: Side 1 Revolution part 1 Revolution part 2 Lonesome Bulldog Lonesome Bulldog II The Hurdy Gurdy Man Golden Showers Lonesome Bulldog III Side 2 Blind man No, I Ironman Something p.s.y. Lonesome Bulldog IV
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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#photo without context, with #allttext
A weathered paper sign taped to a box attached to a street light. There is a human finger holding a torn bit of the sign in place, so it can be read. There is a QR code in the upper left. Top center "The church of the worm" A giant blue dot takes most of the space. In the blue dot, "remove your limbs! today!" Below the blue dot, "and ascend with us. Relinquish your corporeal form and acquire true enlightenment"
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Potato wants to know if you got treats.
A fluffy white and tan cat looking up intently.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM