Crystal Pope
@crystalpope.bsky.social
Weirdo, book hoarder, 70s/80s/90s pop culture obsessive, dive bar aficionado, crafty broad, and obscure/cult cinema enthusiast.
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📍KCMO -> NYC -> SFO -> *gulp* FL
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📍KCMO -> NYC -> SFO -> *gulp* FL
Spending more time being an at-home arty weird, because the weens are demanding and occasionally give me looks like this:
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Spending more time being an at-home arty weird, because the weens are demanding and occasionally give me looks like this:
Sure, everything is terrible, but have you considered: Noodle?
March 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sure, everything is terrible, but have you considered: Noodle?
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
December 20, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Getting dogs has fundamentally made me a weepier softie-pants. Every animal is baby. Can’t handle any kind of documentary about animals where they get hurt. Constant Sarah McLachlan loop in m’brain.
December 19, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Getting dogs has fundamentally made me a weepier softie-pants. Every animal is baby. Can’t handle any kind of documentary about animals where they get hurt. Constant Sarah McLachlan loop in m’brain.
Have we… are we living in Spaceballs now? I’m not saying the baddies exactly match the incoming leadership, but…
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Have we… are we living in Spaceballs now? I’m not saying the baddies exactly match the incoming leadership, but…
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
🎶The best part of waking up, is vodka in your cuuuuup!🎶
November 28, 2024 at 1:54 PM
🎶The best part of waking up, is vodka in your cuuuuup!🎶
Paul F Tompkins at the Charleston Music Hall tonight.
November 24, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Paul F Tompkins at the Charleston Music Hall tonight.
Are you even on vacation if you don’t go to the local museum to check out their collection of pickled critters?
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Are you even on vacation if you don’t go to the local museum to check out their collection of pickled critters?
We plan on telling our dogs about the show - hope that’s okay?
November 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
We plan on telling our dogs about the show - hope that’s okay?
BREAKING: Trump’s new nominee is Hon. Stephen Wexler, known for his devastating rulings chronicled in Ghostbusters II.
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 PM
BREAKING: Trump’s new nominee is Hon. Stephen Wexler, known for his devastating rulings chronicled in Ghostbusters II.
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
I exist solely to be furniture for the weens.
November 18, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I exist solely to be furniture for the weens.
Just told Noodle and Pretzel that I’m leaving them next weekend to go see @pftompkins.bsky.social in Charleston. I think as long as I bring them back some seersucker suits they’ll forgive me.
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Just told Noodle and Pretzel that I’m leaving them next weekend to go see @pftompkins.bsky.social in Charleston. I think as long as I bring them back some seersucker suits they’ll forgive me.
I need a skeetervention. Ideally led by Skeeter.
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I need a skeetervention. Ideally led by Skeeter.
Here’s Pretzel and Noodle. Ween mixes.
November 17, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Here’s Pretzel and Noodle. Ween mixes.
Will I regret looking up articles on RFKJr’s “sex diaries”? Eventually. But first, I must ask you - which three celebrities did he sit next to at a charity event after getting busy with three different women?! You’ll never guess:
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Will I regret looking up articles on RFKJr’s “sex diaries”? Eventually. But first, I must ask you - which three celebrities did he sit next to at a charity event after getting busy with three different women?! You’ll never guess:
Suggestion for those who are skipping family Thanksgiving this year: how about we watch this 80s Thanksgiving TV movie together, while absolutely zooted on our chemicals of choice?
November 14, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Suggestion for those who are skipping family Thanksgiving this year: how about we watch this 80s Thanksgiving TV movie together, while absolutely zooted on our chemicals of choice?
“So, Judge Reinhold and Nic Cage were childhood best friends in New Orleans, and while Judge became a society boy, Nic became an artist and a cocaine mule with obvious hair extensions. ANYWAY, Nic has the hots for Judge’s wife and they decide to have a homoerotic creole dance-off about it…”
November 14, 2024 at 12:11 AM
“So, Judge Reinhold and Nic Cage were childhood best friends in New Orleans, and while Judge became a society boy, Nic became an artist and a cocaine mule with obvious hair extensions. ANYWAY, Nic has the hots for Judge’s wife and they decide to have a homoerotic creole dance-off about it…”