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Voters in the Peruvian town of Queropalca have chosen their new mayor: Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores.
Hitler Mussolini wins local election
Peruvian voters pick their new mayor, despite his unusual name.
www.politico.eu
October 9, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Voters in the Peruvian town of Queropalca have chosen their new mayor: Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores.
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Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
October 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
October 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
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Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
October 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
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"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
October 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
October 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
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(kool aid man voice) ohhh yeaahhhhh
October 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
(kool aid man voice) ohhh yeaahhhhh
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“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
October 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close
October 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close
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Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
October 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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A 24 year old farm worker was killed by heat in Mississippi.
No worker should be killed on the job, but we still have no enforceable federal heat protection rules. 1/
No worker should be killed on the job, but we still have no enforceable federal heat protection rules. 1/
October 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
A 24 year old farm worker was killed by heat in Mississippi.
No worker should be killed on the job, but we still have no enforceable federal heat protection rules. 1/
No worker should be killed on the job, but we still have no enforceable federal heat protection rules. 1/
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Trump take chips
Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants | Houston Public Media
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
October 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Trump take chips
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Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week:
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
October 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week:
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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waking up every day in 2026 like:
October 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
waking up every day in 2026 like:
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Oh my.
The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space.
Our planet, putting on a show ✨
The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space.
Our planet, putting on a show ✨
September 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Oh my.
The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space.
Our planet, putting on a show ✨
The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space.
Our planet, putting on a show ✨
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Recession indicator
September 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Recession indicator
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HUFANGA TO THE HOUSE!!!
September 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
HUFANGA TO THE HOUSE!!!
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PICK SIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
September 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
PICK SIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
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Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
September 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/