ennui matisse
@curses.northsky.social
drop kick me jesus through the goal post of life
i went to art school but then i got better
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i went to art school but then i got better
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ennui matisse
@curses.northsky.social
· Feb 24
fuck it. i'm going full Yallstar this year. i'm saying thee-ayter. i'm reminding you every day that sid hatfield is my cousin. i'm saying west By God virginia
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"The population didn't go down enough" is the textbook apologia used by those who deny the Armenian Genocide, Bosnian Genocide, the Yazidi Genocide, the attempt by Sri Lanka to exterminate Tamil identity, oh and also the Chinese state campaign to Sinicize the Uyghurs.
September 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"The population didn't go down enough" is the textbook apologia used by those who deny the Armenian Genocide, Bosnian Genocide, the Yazidi Genocide, the attempt by Sri Lanka to exterminate Tamil identity, oh and also the Chinese state campaign to Sinicize the Uyghurs.
you say "i don't have those" about pronouns as some sort of cis gotcha, i'm going to act like you're actually committed to no pronouns. enjoy, Full Name
September 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
you say "i don't have those" about pronouns as some sort of cis gotcha, i'm going to act like you're actually committed to no pronouns. enjoy, Full Name
first day of new job tomorrow and my body thinks the equivalent of syllabus week is going to kill me. here i lie, torn asunder by filling out a w-4
September 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
first day of new job tomorrow and my body thinks the equivalent of syllabus week is going to kill me. here i lie, torn asunder by filling out a w-4
coasters in a boat i repeat @socialistboat.dad coasters in a boat ctbids.com/estate-sale/...
Wood Coasters in a Boat
CTBids | Online Estate Sale Auctions
ctbids.com
September 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
coasters in a boat i repeat @socialistboat.dad coasters in a boat ctbids.com/estate-sale/...
the amount of personal development from a white rapper..... astounded and humbled every passing year by the guy parodied by the lonely island with "equal rights". 'macklemore has clarity of purpose' is not something 2012 me thought i'd say
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.
Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
September 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
the amount of personal development from a white rapper..... astounded and humbled every passing year by the guy parodied by the lonely island with "equal rights". 'macklemore has clarity of purpose' is not something 2012 me thought i'd say
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accidentally watched a whole ass movie when i was gonna just watch some of a movie and then sleep early because they were playing straight to hell on criterion 24/7
September 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
accidentally watched a whole ass movie when i was gonna just watch some of a movie and then sleep early because they were playing straight to hell on criterion 24/7
didn't think i could do it for free but i was joyously wrong and migrated my spotify library to apple music. here's the all high, very good, many hours long playlist from electronic music's number 1 warrior @utopia-defer.red
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
UTOPIA DEFERRED'S PLAYLIST 'OMG' but in apple by korsty on Apple Music
Playlist · 300 Songs
music.apple.com
September 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
didn't think i could do it for free but i was joyously wrong and migrated my spotify library to apple music. here's the all high, very good, many hours long playlist from electronic music's number 1 warrior @utopia-defer.red
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
they sell a lot of things and barely count buuuuut i just got enough sharps containers to potentially last me through 2030 on usplastic dot com, which also gives you the option of free pick-up in lima, ohio
I love finding independent suppliers for single product categories. Hinge Outlet Dot Com. Milk Crates Direct Dot Com. If you sell more than 11 products on your web site, fuck off
September 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
they sell a lot of things and barely count buuuuut i just got enough sharps containers to potentially last me through 2030 on usplastic dot com, which also gives you the option of free pick-up in lima, ohio
the other day normal's had the baudrillard where he's like 9/11 isn't real and someone put it in a window display and someone else bought it
September 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
the other day normal's had the baudrillard where he's like 9/11 isn't real and someone put it in a window display and someone else bought it
PRIUS CHAT the car sounds like it has a bad serpentine belt but it's a 2013 and doesn't have any belts actually. it sounds like something is rubbing or chirping and gets faster. it is Not a wheel bearing. please help me
September 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
PRIUS CHAT the car sounds like it has a bad serpentine belt but it's a 2013 and doesn't have any belts actually. it sounds like something is rubbing or chirping and gets faster. it is Not a wheel bearing. please help me
decided i dont wanna pay more than 5 dollars for the old domain hosting and finally just migrated to northsky. yippee. rip to the curses zone
September 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
decided i dont wanna pay more than 5 dollars for the old domain hosting and finally just migrated to northsky. yippee. rip to the curses zone
the multiple times casey squirted mustard into his mouth on the jumbotron make a lot more sense when your third inning takes 30 minutes and you already ate your hot dog
Last night at Camden Yards, 50 fans brought in almost 600 hot dogs to complete a big 9-9-9 challenge. It was insane — in the best way.
Casey Jarvis: “As a small business — and I’m not really a business-savvy guy — I’m like, ‘Yeah, sure, let’s have fun.’”
www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Casey Jarvis: “As a small business — and I’m not really a business-savvy guy — I’m like, ‘Yeah, sure, let’s have fun.’”
www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Glizzy goblins invade Camden Yards to devour 9 hot dogs and 9 beers in 9 innings
There are nine innings in a baseball game. Each inning, participants in the 9-9-9 challenge must eat one hot dog and drink one beer. Here's how one hot dog vendor pulled it off.
www.thebanner.com
September 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
the multiple times casey squirted mustard into his mouth on the jumbotron make a lot more sense when your third inning takes 30 minutes and you already ate your hot dog
this hits in a way quite unexpected when it comes from the "i don't think sunscreen is that important for kids" guy after the ensuing clowning-on
“Shame is one of the ways that groups of people mediate their norms without state intervention,” Jay Caspian Kang writes. “This, of course, is not always a good thing. But any community without shame must have moral consensus.” newyorkermag.visitlink.me/oOtftg
The Death of Shame Is Tearing Us Apart
Increasingly, people are ignoring social norms in favor of a narrow self-interest. The results are disastrous.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
September 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
this hits in a way quite unexpected when it comes from the "i don't think sunscreen is that important for kids" guy after the ensuing clowning-on
thought possum cat escaped while i was line drying a bunch of pants or was very asleep, shook cat food and called her name and looked under everything. on the second check of the basement i heard the characteristic thud upstairs of a cat returning from whatever pocket dimension they were just in
September 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
thought possum cat escaped while i was line drying a bunch of pants or was very asleep, shook cat food and called her name and looked under everything. on the second check of the basement i heard the characteristic thud upstairs of a cat returning from whatever pocket dimension they were just in
lookin for language schools or cultural centres that will teach me latin american spanish on zoom. i've done a similar thing w/ arabic through al bustan in philly and really liked having dedicated time. algarabia's classes running from 6:30-9p is tough but i might do it. gimme recs please
September 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
lookin for language schools or cultural centres that will teach me latin american spanish on zoom. i've done a similar thing w/ arabic through al bustan in philly and really liked having dedicated time. algarabia's classes running from 6:30-9p is tough but i might do it. gimme recs please
WHO WILL WIN: the cleveland guardians playing orioles baseball (2026 style) vs the baltimore orioles playing orioles baseball (2006 style)
September 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
WHO WILL WIN: the cleveland guardians playing orioles baseball (2026 style) vs the baltimore orioles playing orioles baseball (2006 style)
they really made sure both teams were playing orioles baseball tonight
September 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
they really made sure both teams were playing orioles baseball tonight
surgical director of the centre for gender expansive health is booking 2 years in advance as a testament to her skill. she's very in demand. she did top surgery on a grape
September 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
surgical director of the centre for gender expansive health is booking 2 years in advance as a testament to her skill. she's very in demand. she did top surgery on a grape
possum cat gets into bed every morning to flop next to my partner and snuggle with them for 10 minutes but if it's just me and i try to pet her i get suplexed
September 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
possum cat gets into bed every morning to flop next to my partner and snuggle with them for 10 minutes but if it's just me and i try to pet her i get suplexed
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Baltimore, one of our great civic orgs needs us. Asylee Women Enterprise, which helps asylum seekers, torture + trafficking survivors, and other forced migrants, rebuild their lives here, must rapidly leave their space of 10+ years. Please give to help them move to their own forever home in Hampden!
A Forever Home for Asylee Women Enterprise (AWE)
We’re asking people who believe in our mission to help us reach our goal and build a permanent home for AWE and the communities we serve.
givebutter.com
September 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Baltimore, one of our great civic orgs needs us. Asylee Women Enterprise, which helps asylum seekers, torture + trafficking survivors, and other forced migrants, rebuild their lives here, must rapidly leave their space of 10+ years. Please give to help them move to their own forever home in Hampden!
lime outshine bar has me feelin like throwing a folding chair thru the winder
September 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
lime outshine bar has me feelin like throwing a folding chair thru the winder
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I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
September 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
OOP i guess they've gotta scrape together those tips they didn't disburse to workers
Maryland is suing Ovenbird Bakery for more than $650,000
Maryland is suing Ovenbird Bakery for more than $650,000
Ovenbird Bakery is being sued by Maryland for more than $650,000, the remaining principal, interest and fees on a loan that the bakery’s owners took out with the state’s Department of Housing and...
buff.ly
September 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
OOP i guess they've gotta scrape together those tips they didn't disburse to workers
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love using a salad spinner. I’m performing fast CPR to bring the lettuce back from wet Hell
July 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
love using a salad spinner. I’m performing fast CPR to bring the lettuce back from wet Hell