Cute Girl Vanessa
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Once and future cutie.
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i like this photo of me because it has such big dead wife energy.
like, this photo—kept crumpled in a suit jacket pocket—is the last thing that some action movie hero has to remember his wife.
like, this photo—kept crumpled in a suit jacket pocket—is the last thing that some action movie hero has to remember his wife.
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Damn, CHVRCHES is cooking with this one. Lauren Mayberry is spitting here.
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Damn, CHVRCHES is cooking with this one. Lauren Mayberry is spitting here.
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
Damn, CHVRCHES is cooking with this one. Lauren Mayberry is spitting here.
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Damn, CHVRCHES is cooking with this one. Lauren Mayberry is spitting here.
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
"A woman is a woman even if you want her dead
Siphoning the bodies as a way to get ahead"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2B...
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if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo
September 21, 2026 at 12:27 PM
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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when it comes to female character designs in AAA games, i feel like nobody knows how to toe the line between sexy and cunt. its either way too sexual in a way that isn’t appealing or playing it way too safe because theyre afraid of sexualizing female characters.
September 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
when it comes to female character designs in AAA games, i feel like nobody knows how to toe the line between sexy and cunt. its either way too sexual in a way that isn’t appealing or playing it way too safe because theyre afraid of sexualizing female characters.
I feel like every time I'm on bluesky lately, I get maybe 10 posts through the TL before I just start thinking "omg shut up."
September 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I feel like every time I'm on bluesky lately, I get maybe 10 posts through the TL before I just start thinking "omg shut up."
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Swan Boy gives a narrative weight to its callback jokes not seen since The Venture Bros.
September 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Swan Boy gives a narrative weight to its callback jokes not seen since The Venture Bros.
Swan Boy gives a narrative weight to its callback jokes not seen since The Venture Bros.
September 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Swan Boy gives a narrative weight to its callback jokes not seen since The Venture Bros.
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Confirming: When you buy a DF game now, you support us directly!
August 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Confirming: When you buy a DF game now, you support us directly!
This shouldn't even be a hot take. If all you care about is plot, just read a wikipedia synopsis. I watch movies to feel something.
This might be a spicy take but I believe that sometimes V I B E S are more important than a watertight plot.
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
August 19, 2026 at 11:45 AM
This shouldn't even be a hot take. If all you care about is plot, just read a wikipedia synopsis. I watch movies to feel something.
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I’m trying to decide which 3 of my pottery pieces from this year I want to submit to The Big E. Any opinions?
August 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I’m trying to decide which 3 of my pottery pieces from this year I want to submit to The Big E. Any opinions?
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northernlion might be one of the funniest people to ever exist
Northernlion Getting Deeply Philosophical While Playing Some Bull**** Supercut
YouTube video by bentz
www.youtube.com
August 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
northernlion might be one of the funniest people to ever exist
okay hold on, if the dude hates nudity so much, why'd he film so much of it in the first place, hmm?
August 8, 2026 at 12:42 PM
okay hold on, if the dude hates nudity so much, why'd he film so much of it in the first place, hmm?
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A lot of Trans people like Lynch bc his films are situated in a strange liminal place of reality and an abstracted alternate reality and they phase between one another. The inbetweenness is welcoming & potentially synonymous to a quotidian low-humming dysphoria. A wrongness that many of us recognize
August 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
A lot of Trans people like Lynch bc his films are situated in a strange liminal place of reality and an abstracted alternate reality and they phase between one another. The inbetweenness is welcoming & potentially synonymous to a quotidian low-humming dysphoria. A wrongness that many of us recognize
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shout out to people who have worn down their molars doing fast tempos with odd time signatures
July 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
shout out to people who have worn down their molars doing fast tempos with odd time signatures
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Quote this with you being a hot girl in a dress
July 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Quote this with you being a hot girl in a dress
quote this with you being a hot girl in a dress
July 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
quote this with you being a hot girl in a dress
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NEW: Starting Friday, two Viceland seasons of NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW plus movie will stream on Disney+/Hulu in U.S., marking first time show has ever been available on American streamer. On Aug. 7, show will stream on Disney+/Hulu in Canada. (Movie will remain on Crave here.)
July 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
NEW: Starting Friday, two Viceland seasons of NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW plus movie will stream on Disney+/Hulu in U.S., marking first time show has ever been available on American streamer. On Aug. 7, show will stream on Disney+/Hulu in Canada. (Movie will remain on Crave here.)
Crazy to say it, but more people should behave like Swan Boy.
July 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Crazy to say it, but more people should behave like Swan Boy.
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I can’t do many of my hobbies anymore (can’t import anything without huge fees or packages being destroyed by customs), can’t upgrade any of my computer hardware, have to be careful of what/where I eat because of diarrhea diseases… seems like stuff SUCKS COMPLETE SHIT compared to a few years ago
July 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I can’t do many of my hobbies anymore (can’t import anything without huge fees or packages being destroyed by customs), can’t upgrade any of my computer hardware, have to be careful of what/where I eat because of diarrhea diseases… seems like stuff SUCKS COMPLETE SHIT compared to a few years ago
I miss Orange Day! It was the one thing that united us all.
Today’s weather is making me think of The Orange Day in SF in 2020.
July 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I miss Orange Day! It was the one thing that united us all.
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the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately
July 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately
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"We need to make personal control over your media cool again. If you go home with someone and they don't have a Plex server, don't fuck them" —John Waters, probably
![woman: you said you had netflix? me: this is much better
[l open a folder titled "movies" on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely] me: have you seen enter the void?
7:05 PM • 12/11/22 •](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreibf2qhaemz2s5f3cw4htjjnctzfkqriyhkh5xlhus6e2ivbzcihnu)
July 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
"We need to make personal control over your media cool again. If you go home with someone and they don't have a Plex server, don't fuck them" —John Waters, probably
It sucks that this semiquincentennial "America state fair" thing was so poorly executed because having something between a state fair and a world's fair would be really cool. A pavilion for each state to showcase what makes them special would be such a fun experience.
July 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It sucks that this semiquincentennial "America state fair" thing was so poorly executed because having something between a state fair and a world's fair would be really cool. A pavilion for each state to showcase what makes them special would be such a fun experience.
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I love the way this green glaze broke brown on the spiral.
June 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I love the way this green glaze broke brown on the spiral.
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Back in the studio
June 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Back in the studio