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“ i thought you got your PhD in being a good and chill person about the english language”
and i've always said this
they think they are experts.
but all they have read are excerpts.
literacy and literariness, a curse.
goldfish haiku no. 5
but all they have read are excerpts.
literacy and literariness, a curse.
goldfish haiku no. 5
September 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
they think they are experts.
but all they have read are excerpts.
literacy and literariness, a curse.
goldfish haiku no. 5
but all they have read are excerpts.
literacy and literariness, a curse.
goldfish haiku no. 5
the lemmings are falling ill in droves we need to save them
September 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the lemmings are falling ill in droves we need to save them
my papa who doesn't know he's adopted me, but maybe does
September 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
my papa who doesn't know he's adopted me, but maybe does
hoofin it around campus
September 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
hoofin it around campus
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September 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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career fair chic!
September 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
career fair chic!
me when i spent 10 weeks reading decontextualized excerpts and they were life-changing
September 16, 2026 at 8:41 AM
me when i spent 10 weeks reading decontextualized excerpts and they were life-changing
they talk about that class like it changed their lives. and maybe it did ?
September 16, 2026 at 8:40 AM
they talk about that class like it changed their lives. and maybe it did ?
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Sometimes when you see a dog with its head hanging out the window of a car it feels kind of performative. Like i know you're only doing this cause you saw other dogs do this
September 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Sometimes when you see a dog with its head hanging out the window of a car it feels kind of performative. Like i know you're only doing this cause you saw other dogs do this
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i'm sorry you're having a rough time lately. but i think i can solve all your problems through aristotelian logic
September 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i'm sorry you're having a rough time lately. but i think i can solve all your problems through aristotelian logic
pov you watch a man not comprehend his historical moment
September 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
pov you watch a man not comprehend his historical moment
"of the White, of the Conqueror"
September 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
"of the White, of the Conqueror"
"high diction, impressive length"
September 16, 2026 at 4:44 AM
"high diction, impressive length"
"charged diction, which really means nothing"
September 16, 2026 at 4:44 AM
"charged diction, which really means nothing"
they say his singular ball has yet to drop
September 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
they say his singular ball has yet to drop
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The moon in the sky is a balm in the palm for the ailed mind #truefacts
September 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The moon in the sky is a balm in the palm for the ailed mind #truefacts
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I would like something beautiful to eat, and tasty too. But nothing of the sort exists here
September 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I would like something beautiful to eat, and tasty too. But nothing of the sort exists here
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i fear she doesn't know how to write instructions
September 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i fear she doesn't know how to write instructions
my advisor is the kindest woman in the world 😭🙏😭🙏😭🙏
September 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
my advisor is the kindest woman in the world 😭🙏😭🙏😭🙏
empirically proven: a herd of 20 sprinting shirtless high school boys are stinky
September 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
empirically proven: a herd of 20 sprinting shirtless high school boys are stinky
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This is tiktok class
September 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This is tiktok class
maybe the ants just want to be friends and i am a hateful loner
September 15, 2026 at 7:56 AM
maybe the ants just want to be friends and i am a hateful loner
my rhetorical situation
writer: me
audience: the ants
subject: borders and boundaries
if my syllogism is compelling enough the ants will have no choice but to leave
writer: me
audience: the ants
subject: borders and boundaries
if my syllogism is compelling enough the ants will have no choice but to leave
September 15, 2026 at 7:51 AM
my rhetorical situation
writer: me
audience: the ants
subject: borders and boundaries
if my syllogism is compelling enough the ants will have no choice but to leave
writer: me
audience: the ants
subject: borders and boundaries
if my syllogism is compelling enough the ants will have no choice but to leave
the ants believe the falsehood that my home is their home. i will find whoever is spreading this lie and we will have strong words
September 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
the ants believe the falsehood that my home is their home. i will find whoever is spreading this lie and we will have strong words