Matthew Weaver
@cutewriterguy.bsky.social
Handsome writer, award-winning beer bread baker, flightless bird enthusiast
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The front page of this morning’s Spokesman-Review, Aug. 2, 2026, the day after one of the worst wildfires in Washington state history.
More than 600 structures, mostly homes, have been lost in the #OldTrailsFire.
Read local news.
More than 600 structures, mostly homes, have been lost in the #OldTrailsFire.
Read local news.
August 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The front page of this morning’s Spokesman-Review, Aug. 2, 2026, the day after one of the worst wildfires in Washington state history.
More than 600 structures, mostly homes, have been lost in the #OldTrailsFire.
Read local news.
More than 600 structures, mostly homes, have been lost in the #OldTrailsFire.
Read local news.
July 23, 2026 at 2:20 AM
In the middle of a LAS VEGAS re-binge and I spy with my little eye @nicholehiltz.bsky.social
July 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
In the middle of a LAS VEGAS re-binge and I spy with my little eye @nicholehiltz.bsky.social
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This scene just pushed Billy Clyde Tuggle up the ranks of Most Terrifying Soap Villains. He’s tied with Mitch Laurence now.
#AllMyChildren
#AllMyChildren
June 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This scene just pushed Billy Clyde Tuggle up the ranks of Most Terrifying Soap Villains. He’s tied with Mitch Laurence now.
#AllMyChildren
#AllMyChildren
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A weird ending note for a weird year: I wrote a manifesto for journalists in 2026.
leahsottile.substack.com/p/66-clarity
leahsottile.substack.com/p/66-clarity
66. Clarity
A Living Manifesto on Journalism for 2026 and Beyond
leahsottile.substack.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A weird ending note for a weird year: I wrote a manifesto for journalists in 2026.
leahsottile.substack.com/p/66-clarity
leahsottile.substack.com/p/66-clarity
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Jeopardy tonight had Ron, identical twin brother of a former champ named Ray. @kenjennings.bsky.social asked how we know for sure it's not Ray playing again under a fake name. Ron pointed out Ray in the audience. But how do we know the brothers haven't pulled a Parent Trap?
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jeopardy tonight had Ron, identical twin brother of a former champ named Ray. @kenjennings.bsky.social asked how we know for sure it's not Ray playing again under a fake name. Ron pointed out Ray in the audience. But how do we know the brothers haven't pulled a Parent Trap?
@joe-hill.bsky.social dude. Dude. DUDE. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
Me while reading KING SORROW. Loving it as much as 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS, which is my favorite of your words.
Me while reading KING SORROW. Loving it as much as 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS, which is my favorite of your words.
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@joe-hill.bsky.social dude. Dude. DUDE. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
Me while reading KING SORROW. Loving it as much as 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS, which is my favorite of your words.
Me while reading KING SORROW. Loving it as much as 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS, which is my favorite of your words.
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@geezerstotan.bsky.social Have you checked out the new John Irving??!
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
@geezerstotan.bsky.social Have you checked out the new John Irving??!
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November 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Well, THIS sucks. I have tickets for One Battle After Another for tomorrow and now I don't know if I should go!
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Well, THIS sucks. I have tickets for One Battle After Another for tomorrow and now I don't know if I should go!
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this meeting could've been a bazooka joe gum wrapper comic
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this meeting could've been a bazooka joe gum wrapper comic
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You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life
May 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life
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I only dunk on the morally reprehensible!
October 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I only dunk on the morally reprehensible!
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Possess ONE Regan MacNeil and it's all, "OH, PAZUZU IS EVIL LET'S CALL HIM THE DEVIL" and never "OH, HEY, IT'S PAZUZU WHO PROTECTS US FROM LAMUSHTU THE HAIRY DEMON LADY WITH THE LION'S HEAD AND CLAW FEET WHO FEASTS ON PREGNANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN."
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Possess ONE Regan MacNeil and it's all, "OH, PAZUZU IS EVIL LET'S CALL HIM THE DEVIL" and never "OH, HEY, IT'S PAZUZU WHO PROTECTS US FROM LAMUSHTU THE HAIRY DEMON LADY WITH THE LION'S HEAD AND CLAW FEET WHO FEASTS ON PREGNANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN."
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Nobody wants to produce my screenplay for “Giant Orphan Annie,” where she’s a six-hundred foot tall kaiju-child that will annihilate New York City unless the Warbucks Division at DARPA can find parents for her
September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Nobody wants to produce my screenplay for “Giant Orphan Annie,” where she’s a six-hundred foot tall kaiju-child that will annihilate New York City unless the Warbucks Division at DARPA can find parents for her
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when a big account notices your comment
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
when a big account notices your comment
September 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Lines and angles at an old church in Leadville, Colorado.
#BlueSkyArtShow #angles
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLForLines
#ClassicMono
#EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography
#ArtYear
#MobilePhotography
#BlueSkyArtShow #angles
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLForLines
#ClassicMono
#EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography
#ArtYear
#MobilePhotography
September 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Lines and angles at an old church in Leadville, Colorado.
#BlueSkyArtShow #angles
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLForLines
#ClassicMono
#EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography
#ArtYear
#MobilePhotography
#BlueSkyArtShow #angles
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLForLines
#ClassicMono
#EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography
#ArtYear
#MobilePhotography
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September 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM