Lou
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Writer, horror fanatic, cat staff.
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“It’s not a remake. It’s not a sequel. And it’s not based on a Japanese one.”
#horror
“It’s not a remake. It’s not a sequel. And it’s not based on a Japanese one.”
#horror
A Hatchet (2006) Job
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September 17, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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“It’s not a remake. It’s not a sequel. And it’s not based on a Japanese one.”
#horror
“It’s not a remake. It’s not a sequel. And it’s not based on a Japanese one.”
#horror
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Stories that revolve around video games that have been, whether literally or metaphorically, infected by some dark meta-narrative are an iconic and much-memed upon version of internet horror and beyond.
Stories that revolve around video games that have been, whether literally or metaphorically, infected by some dark meta-narrative are an iconic and much-memed upon version of internet horror and beyond.
The Enduring Appeal of Haunted Video Game Horror
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September 17, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Stories that revolve around video games that have been, whether literally or metaphorically, infected by some dark meta-narrative are an iconic and much-memed upon version of internet horror and beyond.
Stories that revolve around video games that have been, whether literally or metaphorically, infected by some dark meta-narrative are an iconic and much-memed upon version of internet horror and beyond.
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When Johana de Ledes, better known as Joan of Leeds, grew tired of her life in a medieval nunnery in 1318, she did what so many of us who hate our jobs can only fantasize about: faked her own death and made a run for it.
#history
When Johana de Ledes, better known as Joan of Leeds, grew tired of her life in a medieval nunnery in 1318, she did what so many of us who hate our jobs can only fantasize about: faked her own death and made a run for it.
#history
“Seduced by Indecency”: The “Carnal Lust” and Faked Death of Joan of Leeds
When Johana de Ledes, better known as Joan of Leeds, grew tired of her life in a medieval nunnery in 1318, she did what so many of us who hate our jobs can only fantasize about: faked her own death…
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September 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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When Johana de Ledes, better known as Joan of Leeds, grew tired of her life in a medieval nunnery in 1318, she did what so many of us who hate our jobs can only fantasize about: faked her own death and made a run for it.
#history
When Johana de Ledes, better known as Joan of Leeds, grew tired of her life in a medieval nunnery in 1318, she did what so many of us who hate our jobs can only fantasize about: faked her own death and made a run for it.
#history
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Ever heard of a game so bad that they had to bury it - literally?
#gaming #videogames
Ever heard of a game so bad that they had to bury it - literally?
#gaming #videogames
The Game So Bad They Buried It (Literally): E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, the Video Game
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September 16, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Ever heard of a game so bad that they had to bury it - literally?
#gaming #videogames
Ever heard of a game so bad that they had to bury it - literally?
#gaming #videogames
There Is Still Time: The Metatextual Ending of I Saw the TV Glow
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September 16, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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Pillion’s love story ends where most of cinema would begin: with a kiss.
Pillion’s love story ends where most of cinema would begin: with a kiss.
The Intricate Intimacies of Pillion
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September 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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Pillion’s love story ends where most of cinema would begin: with a kiss.
Pillion’s love story ends where most of cinema would begin: with a kiss.
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I'm always on the lookout for hidden horror gems. Which, unfortunately, means I've come across my fair share of hidden horror turds, too.
I'm always on the lookout for hidden horror gems. Which, unfortunately, means I've come across my fair share of hidden horror turds, too.
Hang Up on The Call (2020)
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September 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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I'm always on the lookout for hidden horror gems. Which, unfortunately, means I've come across my fair share of hidden horror turds, too.
I'm always on the lookout for hidden horror gems. Which, unfortunately, means I've come across my fair share of hidden horror turds, too.
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Widow’s Bay is not a show about hunting the supernatural – it’s a show about urgently trying to look the other direction while the supernatural waves its arms around three feet away, and I love it.
#widowsbay
Widow’s Bay is not a show about hunting the supernatural – it’s a show about urgently trying to look the other direction while the supernatural waves its arms around three feet away, and I love it.
#widowsbay
The Sensational Supernatural Inconvenience of Widow’s Bay
Widow’s Bay is not a show about hunting the supernatural – it’s a show about urgently trying to look the other direction while the supernatural waves its arms around three feet aw…
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September 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Widow’s Bay is not a show about hunting the supernatural – it’s a show about urgently trying to look the other direction while the supernatural waves its arms around three feet away, and I love it.
#widowsbay
Widow’s Bay is not a show about hunting the supernatural – it’s a show about urgently trying to look the other direction while the supernatural waves its arms around three feet away, and I love it.
#widowsbay
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I’ll be honest with you: the first time I hooked up with a woman who pulled out a dental dam, I had no fucking idea what was going on and assumed she just had a very specific kind of latex fetish that only came in small, rectangular form.
#bisexual
I’ll be honest with you: the first time I hooked up with a woman who pulled out a dental dam, I had no fucking idea what was going on and assumed she just had a very specific kind of latex fetish that only came in small, rectangular form.
#bisexual
What I Wish I’d Known About Sex as a Bisexual Woman
Okay, it’s bisexual awareness month, and I am going to make you all Aware of the fact that I am Bisexual. Job done. Article’s over. Carry on with your day.
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September 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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I’ll be honest with you: the first time I hooked up with a woman who pulled out a dental dam, I had no fucking idea what was going on and assumed she just had a very specific kind of latex fetish that only came in small, rectangular form.
#bisexual
I’ll be honest with you: the first time I hooked up with a woman who pulled out a dental dam, I had no fucking idea what was going on and assumed she just had a very specific kind of latex fetish that only came in small, rectangular form.
#bisexual
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How strange does your work have to be when the only adequate short-hand label for it is your own name?
How strange does your work have to be when the only adequate short-hand label for it is your own name?
Directrospective: David Cronenberg’s Best and Worst Movies
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September 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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How strange does your work have to be when the only adequate short-hand label for it is your own name?
How strange does your work have to be when the only adequate short-hand label for it is your own name?
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What the hell were seventeen tiny, hand-made coffins with individual figures doing tucked into a hole in the side of an extinct volcano?
What the hell were seventeen tiny, hand-made coffins with individual figures doing tucked into a hole in the side of an extinct volcano?
The Mystery of the Miniature Coffins of Arthur’s Seat
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September 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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What the hell were seventeen tiny, hand-made coffins with individual figures doing tucked into a hole in the side of an extinct volcano?
What the hell were seventeen tiny, hand-made coffins with individual figures doing tucked into a hole in the side of an extinct volcano?
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You know what I love? The original run of Twin Peaks. You know what I really don’t love? Twin Peaks: The Return.
You know what I love? The original run of Twin Peaks. You know what I really don’t love? Twin Peaks: The Return.
My Problem with Twin Peaks: The Return
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September 15, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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You know what I love? The original run of Twin Peaks. You know what I really don’t love? Twin Peaks: The Return.
You know what I love? The original run of Twin Peaks. You know what I really don’t love? Twin Peaks: The Return.
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Pour yourself an iced latte, get your best camis on, and fix your charm bracelets – it’s time to go to the mall.
Pour yourself an iced latte, get your best camis on, and fix your charm bracelets – it’s time to go to the mall.
Forbidden Fruits is Subversive Capitalist Critique (And Also A Really Good Time)
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September 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Pour yourself an iced latte, get your best camis on, and fix your charm bracelets – it’s time to go to the mall.
Pour yourself an iced latte, get your best camis on, and fix your charm bracelets – it’s time to go to the mall.
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Obsession, on its surface, might seem like a gleefully nasty romp through passion taken to poisonous extremes – but in between the Wishing Willows and gag-worthy gore lurks one of horror’s most incisive depictions of coercive control and abusive relationships.
Obsession, on its surface, might seem like a gleefully nasty romp through passion taken to poisonous extremes – but in between the Wishing Willows and gag-worthy gore lurks one of horror’s most incisive depictions of coercive control and abusive relationships.
Possession, Personhood, and Abuse in Obsession (2026)
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September 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Obsession, on its surface, might seem like a gleefully nasty romp through passion taken to poisonous extremes – but in between the Wishing Willows and gag-worthy gore lurks one of horror’s most incisive depictions of coercive control and abusive relationships.
Obsession, on its surface, might seem like a gleefully nasty romp through passion taken to poisonous extremes – but in between the Wishing Willows and gag-worthy gore lurks one of horror’s most incisive depictions of coercive control and abusive relationships.
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It’s weird to think that, not that long ago “Shrek” was a synonym for failure.
It’s weird to think that, not that long ago “Shrek” was a synonym for failure.
The Troubled Life and Brilliant Legacy of Shrek
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September 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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It’s weird to think that, not that long ago “Shrek” was a synonym for failure.
It’s weird to think that, not that long ago “Shrek” was a synonym for failure.
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Tired of watching a horror film and just getting it? Sitting down to some spooky cinema and simply Understanding? Are you tired of comprehending horror?
#horror #horrormovies #cosmichorror
Tired of watching a horror film and just getting it? Sitting down to some spooky cinema and simply Understanding? Are you tired of comprehending horror?
#horror #horrormovies #cosmichorror
A Curiously Chaotic Canoodle through Cosmic Horror
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September 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Tired of watching a horror film and just getting it? Sitting down to some spooky cinema and simply Understanding? Are you tired of comprehending horror?
#horror #horrormovies #cosmichorror
Tired of watching a horror film and just getting it? Sitting down to some spooky cinema and simply Understanding? Are you tired of comprehending horror?
#horror #horrormovies #cosmichorror
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Remakes are a messy business at the best of times – but they’ve never been messier than they were in the late 2000s and 2010s in the horror genre.
#anoes
Remakes are a messy business at the best of times – but they’ve never been messier than they were in the late 2000s and 2010s in the horror genre.
#anoes
In Defence (Sort Of) Of the 2010 A Nightmare on Elm Street Remake
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September 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Remakes are a messy business at the best of times – but they’ve never been messier than they were in the late 2000s and 2010s in the horror genre.
#anoes
Remakes are a messy business at the best of times – but they’ve never been messier than they were in the late 2000s and 2010s in the horror genre.
#anoes
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As a person with an anxiety disorder, let me tell you: there is nothing scarier than a social situation.
As a person with an anxiety disorder, let me tell you: there is nothing scarier than a social situation.
All My Friends Hate Me is A Social Anxiety Horror Story
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September 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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As a person with an anxiety disorder, let me tell you: there is nothing scarier than a social situation.
As a person with an anxiety disorder, let me tell you: there is nothing scarier than a social situation.
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When artist Megumi Igarashi took to the Tama River in Tokyo in March 2013, she did so in a vessel unlike any other: a kayak constructed from a 3D scan of her own vulva.
When artist Megumi Igarashi took to the Tama River in Tokyo in March 2013, she did so in a vessel unlike any other: a kayak constructed from a 3D scan of her own vulva.
The Pussy-Boat, the Trial of Megumi Igarashi, and the Art World’s Strange Relationship with the Vulva
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September 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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When artist Megumi Igarashi took to the Tama River in Tokyo in March 2013, she did so in a vessel unlike any other: a kayak constructed from a 3D scan of her own vulva.
When artist Megumi Igarashi took to the Tama River in Tokyo in March 2013, she did so in a vessel unlike any other: a kayak constructed from a 3D scan of her own vulva.
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Whisper it – but I think we might actually be getting the first ever decent Resident Evil movie this year.
Whisper it – but I think we might actually be getting the first ever decent Resident Evil movie this year.
Can Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil Fix the Franchise’s Movie Problem?
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September 14, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Whisper it – but I think we might actually be getting the first ever decent Resident Evil movie this year.
Whisper it – but I think we might actually be getting the first ever decent Resident Evil movie this year.
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On this fine Monday morning, it only makes sense to talk about one thing, and that’s sheer, horrible suffering.
On this fine Monday morning, it only makes sense to talk about one thing, and that’s sheer, horrible suffering.
In Fear is just Really Mean (In a Good Way)
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September 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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On this fine Monday morning, it only makes sense to talk about one thing, and that’s sheer, horrible suffering.
On this fine Monday morning, it only makes sense to talk about one thing, and that’s sheer, horrible suffering.
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As much as I still love horror, it has been a long time since anything truly rocked my psyche. Then, I watched Where Evil Lurks.
As much as I still love horror, it has been a long time since anything truly rocked my psyche. Then, I watched Where Evil Lurks.
Where Evil Lurks is an Disturbingly Human Horror
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September 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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As much as I still love horror, it has been a long time since anything truly rocked my psyche. Then, I watched Where Evil Lurks.
As much as I still love horror, it has been a long time since anything truly rocked my psyche. Then, I watched Where Evil Lurks.
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"It’s a heterosexual male’s worst nightmare: turning gay overnight."
"It’s a heterosexual male’s worst nightmare: turning gay overnight."
“Trapped in Gay Hell”: The Failed Reality TV Mess of Seriously, Dude, I’m Gay
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September 13, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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"It’s a heterosexual male’s worst nightmare: turning gay overnight."
"It’s a heterosexual male’s worst nightmare: turning gay overnight."
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There are stacks of gleefully gory movies in horror’s extensive back catalogue, but here are a few you might not have seen to add to your Halloween watchlist.
There are stacks of gleefully gory movies in horror’s extensive back catalogue, but here are a few you might not have seen to add to your Halloween watchlist.
Splatter Movies to Satisfy Your Cinematic Exsanguination
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September 12, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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There are stacks of gleefully gory movies in horror’s extensive back catalogue, but here are a few you might not have seen to add to your Halloween watchlist.
There are stacks of gleefully gory movies in horror’s extensive back catalogue, but here are a few you might not have seen to add to your Halloween watchlist.
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I simply never got over The Blair Witch Project. Join me for a deep dive into the entire franchise, starting with the iconic 1999 original!
#foundfootage #horror #horrormovies
I simply never got over The Blair Witch Project. Join me for a deep dive into the entire franchise, starting with the iconic 1999 original!
#foundfootage #horror #horrormovies
The Blair Witch Project Retrospective: The Blair Witch Project
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September 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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I simply never got over The Blair Witch Project. Join me for a deep dive into the entire franchise, starting with the iconic 1999 original!
#foundfootage #horror #horrormovies
I simply never got over The Blair Witch Project. Join me for a deep dive into the entire franchise, starting with the iconic 1999 original!
#foundfootage #horror #horrormovies