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People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
September 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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My rule is that if my feet have been on the ground in that area, I've been there.

Pro tip: taking a train cross country is a great way to get those hard to reach states.
A map of the US with the places I've been in real, lived in dark blue, and never been in cream. I've been to 44 of the states. Only missing Oklahoma, Arkansas, New Mexico, and Alaska.
August 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
August 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Absolute Wonder Woman issue 26 variant cover
August 22, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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July 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Going through old coverage of Star Wars for research and I came across this column by sci-fi writer David Gerrold in a 1978 issue of STARLOG

It contains what is easily the coolest, weirdest, most wildly off-base fan theory about Obi-Wan Kenobi that I've ever read:

HE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME
Somehow, Obi-Wan Kenobi failed to teach Darth Vader how to use the Force for good instead of evil-or the seductiveness of the dark side of the Force is very very strong. In either case, that Darth Vader did not learn all of the lessons that Obi-Wan tried to teach him is obvious. This implies the possibility that it is Obi-Wan Kenobi's responsibility to punish/stop his former student himself. If so, then it follows that Obi-Wan has been waiting for the proper moment to act. A number of pre-conditions must be met, a number of destinies must in- tertwine: Obi-Wan Kenobi is waiting for Luke Skywalker; he is waiting for the droids, C3PO and R2-D2, to flee with the Death Star plans; he is waiting for the moment when their paths cross Luke's; he has been waiting to give Luke his father's light-sabre; and ulti- mately, he is waiting for the moment when Luke will say, "Teach me about the Force." After all, just what else is the old guy doing out there in the desert? I mean, with all his skills and knowledge, he should be trying to re- surrect the Jedi Knights, shouldn't he? Or does he know that this particular moment in that far-off galaxy's history is a crucial nexus point? The impli- cation and it seems a fairly obvious one is that it is Obi-Wan Kenobi's destiny to insure that Luke Skywalker is properly equipped to meet his destiny. After all, doesn't he show up at just the right time to save Luke from the sand-people? This leads right into the next point: 4) Somewhere, in the vast bulk of publicity and interviews that came out in the first rush of the film's success. was the mention of George Lucas's original conception of Obi-Wan Kenobi as a kind of a crazy old hermit-some- thing like grizzled old Ben Gumm in Treasure Island. Alec Guinness had doubts about that kind of character- ization, and in subsequent discussions with George Lucas, Obi-Wan Kenobi evolved into a more mystical and state- ly character. This characterization, however, car- ries several implications of its own. One of the possibilities, is that Obi- Wan is never really there at all. Luke's Uncle Owen for instance, says, "I don't think that man exists any- more. He died about the same time as your father." When Luke tells this to Obi-Wan, the old man rolls his eyes heavenward before saying, "Oh, he's not dead. Not yet." There's something about the way he says it... When Obi-Wan and Darth Vader finally come face to face, Obi-Wan tells Darth Vader, "You cannot win, Darth... ... if you cut me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." And finally, Obi-Wan Kenobi raises his light-sabre to his forehead in a mystical salute-a "we-who-are- about-to-die" gesture-and Darth Vader strikes him down-except that Obi-Wan has disappeared completely! All that Darth Vader has struck down is Obi-Wan's empty cloak. The implication here is that Obi-Wan has never been completely here, he has only been a manifestation of the Force working to bring Luke Skywalker to his destiny. Obi-Wan has long since passed on to a higher plane of existence and only returned now for this specific event in Galactic history. Luke con- tinues to hear Obi-Wan's voice at cru- cial moments of decision-especially at the end of the picture when Luke must "use the Force." It's my own theory that Obi-Wan is a direct manifestation of the Force. But if that is the case. then that also tells us that the Force is capable of appearing as a tangible manifestation in order to cause an event to occur a specific way-in this case, for good instead of evil. There- fore, we are presented with the possibility of an "activist God" who will step in when necessary to work miracles. The implication of Star Wars is that the Force is not impersonal. It cares.
June 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Day 41 - Won the election!
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Draw districts and win the election. A new puzzle every day.
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June 21, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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June 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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My variant for the upcoming Black Label mini-series SUPERMAN: THE STRANGER

Getting to draw Golden Age Supes was an item on my career bucket list =D
June 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Random page from my collection:

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Valiant #47, Page 5. Description: A large, muscular man in yellow and red attacks an older man with white hair, while a blond man with a gun observes the chaotic fight. In smaller panels below, various characters continue to battle across the futuristic landscape.
June 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Wizard #115, Page 38. Description: A comic book page features a large, intense illustration of Wolverine, with spiky hair and torn clothes, grappling another male character in a dark suit who is surrounded by blue energy and appears to be in pain. The page is filled with interview text about Wolverine comic storylines and artwork.
June 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Overstreet Fan #12, Page 28. Description: This comic book page features an interview article in two columns, with a large central illustration composed of multiple comic book panels. The panels show various characters including a couple on horseback in a desert, masked gunmen, and an armed indigenous man, set against fiery and stylized backgrounds.
June 14, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Extras #23, Page 27. Description: A magazine page from Wizard CrossGen Spectacular #23 features an article titled "BY THE GODS" about the powerful "First" beings of the CrossGen universe. It includes an illustration of a blonde goddess, a detailed article on the series' characters and plot, and a timeline of major events related to the Sigil-Bearers.
June 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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100Bullets #53, Page 23. Description: A busy bar scene features a blonde man discussing murder evidence with a Black woman before leaving. He compliments a small, dark-skinned man playing a trumpet, while the woman from the discussion sits pensively at a table in the foreground.
June 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Wizard #119, Page 10. Description: A magazine page features an article titled "DC COUNTDOWN" discussing an upcoming DC Comics event, with a large illustration of Batman in a crouched, heroic pose in the lower right. The text covers the event's premise, creative team including Jim Lee, Alex Ross, and Geoff Johns, and connections to other DC storylines.
June 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Wizard #135, Page 6. Description: A magazine page shows a large photo of a person in a rabbit mascot costume wearing black glasses and a skull T-shirt, with a speech bubble saying 'UP, UP AND A-WASTED!'. The right side features columns of text and a small image of a falling comic character, while the bottom left includes a drawing of Hellboy under the title 'ENVELOPE ART'.
June 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Savage Dragon #3, Page 6. Description: Savage Dragon and Rapture stand in a snow-covered cemetery, having an emotional conversation about their relationship and a past incident, with Rapture insisting it is over despite Dragon's pleas.
June 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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100Bullets #62, Page 9. Description: In a modern kitchen, Augustus and Megan discuss a political conspiracy with chef Benito, concerning Cole Burns, scheming families, and the Minutemen. Megan questions if two prominent figures were targeted because they were behind the new order Augustus seeks.
June 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Image Misc #10, Page 104. Description: A wide comic panel depicts a bustling Miami, Florida street at dusk in 1984, viewed from above, with palm trees lining a heavily trafficked road. Neon signs light up businesses like "Lilith's Garden" and "Sinners Welcome," while a speech bubble says "Mmm, Bridget, you came--" amidst "BEEP," "HONK," and "HOOOONNNK" sound effects.
June 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Wizard #84, Page 5. Description: An Altoids advertisement features the iconic black and white "Spy vs. Spy" characters from Mad Magazine, running towards each other on a light green background, each with a tin of Altoids. Below them, large red text reads "ALTOIDS," followed by "THE CURIOUSLY STRONG MINTS."
June 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Spider-Man vs. Hobgoblin by Todd McFarlane (Spider-Man vol. 1 #6)
June 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Wizard #52, Page 76. Description: A Malibu Comics page features a dynamic red-haired woman in a white crop top and pink shorts kicking forward, set against a cityscape with fiery energy. Large yellow text announces "The Phoenix Aftermath Trivia Contest," with additional contest details and a blurb on the left side of the page.
June 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Valiant #15, Page 10. Description: In this comic page, the hero Magnus, a blue-skinned man, is initially shown smiling while interacting with fans, before the scene shifts to a panicked crowd of mutated people fleeing an unseen danger, with Magnus standing ready to face it.
June 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Valiant #27, Page 6. Description: A comic page depicts a futuristic conflict where a cloaked "Goph" figure and robots confront two women and a raccoon, demanding they leave. Dialogue in the panels describes past events involving "Magnus," "Neo-Animals," and a rescue mission for "Miss Pert" in a rundown urban environment.
June 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Savage Dragon #44, Page 19. Description: A monstrous, fanged creature adorned with skulls falls after being struck in the top half of the page, while a diverse group of villainous characters in the bottom left panels gloat and order an attack. On the right, a red-haired woman in a white wedding dress shouts "THAT'S ENOUGH!" in distress.
June 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM