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Jordan
@cynicaljordan.bsky.social
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Gamer | 🏳️‍🌈 | skeeting into the void | cat dad of 2
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A Facebook reporting interface titled "What's going on?" displays four radio button options. The second option, "I'm in this photo and I don't like it," is selected with a dark grey dot. The other unselected options are "It's annoying or not interesting," "I think it shouldn't be on Facebook," and "It's spam."
September 17, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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Looks like I'm starting my journey to become a teacher 😅
September 15, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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12 months of my weightloss journey 😊
September 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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4 shiny Gible's but no hundos 😔
A close-up, dramatic black-and-white album cover featuring DJ Khaled looking stressed with his hand pressed against his forehead. He is heavily adomed with gold and diamond jewelry, including a massive ring, thick layered diamond bracelets, and multiple gold Cuban link chains. At the bottom, white and gold text reads "DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS" next to a standard black-and-white "Parental Advisory Explicit Content" label.
September 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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I could cum from this news

That fuck ass launcher is why I stopped playing OG Black Flag on my Steamdeck and got it on Switch instead
September 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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All of a sudden, Sony not releasing their games to PC isn't such a bad thing 🤷
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this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game
September 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Have you tried meditation?
A screenshot of a Twitter quote tweet. The original poster's handle is blurred out, with a profile picture showing a young man taking a mirror selfie in a black t-shirt. The user's tweet text reads: "I feel like shit eureka". Below it is the quoted tweet from verified user Eureka! The 🐘👑 (@eurekaohara), dated May 20, 2018, which reads: "I feel so thick and sexy today!! What about y'all!".
September 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Totally missed it with everything going on in my life but I have hit one year since I started on mounjaro and my weightloss journey.

Start weight: 123kgs
Current weight: 90.95kgs
Total loss: 32.05kgs
September 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Seriously fuck Microsoft/Microslop
September 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Happy recap season!
A YouTube Music Recap summary for the listening period of June through August on a dark background with light yellow and white text. ​Top Artists ​Featured #1 Artist: Mayday Parade, displayed with a photo of the band members sitting together against a graffiti wall. ​Point North ​Jimmy Eat World ​Knox ​The Devil Wears Prada ​Top Tracks ​Featured #1 Track: "BRAVE GROOVE" by iLiFE!, displayed with colorful anime artwork featuring the group members. ​"Under My Sweater" by Mayday Parade ​"Boku no Sensou" by Shinsei kamattechan ​"La Migra!" by Rat Park ​"Always Be" by Jimmy Eat World ​Total Listening Time ​3,098 minutes displayed inside a light yellow highlighted box.
September 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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The absolute shellshock of Piers Morgan being on 2 Broke Girls
September 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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A meme featuring rapper Bow Wow wearing a graphic t-shirt and gold chain, smiling mischievously at the camera as he points a finger down to press a large red button on a podium. A white text box edited onto the front of the podium reads, "BUTTON THAT MAKES YOU SAY MOTHER" in bold black capital letters.
September 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Whenever I see trailers and clips of Crimson Dessert, I ask myself "what even is this game?"
September 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Oh FFS, Reddit has had an update that defaults you to a "for you" algorithm feed instead of the subreddits I follow
Ron Swanson: Broken Phone
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September 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Spring is in the air, you know what that means.

My house battery now charges up to 100% with the solar and I end up exporting! 🌞
September 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Getting the plumbing infrastructure in place for the 3rd Impact
A sign of a local plumbing company called LCL Plumbing and Drainage
September 2, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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They wasted no time upping the price
Screenshot of the mobile site of JB Hi-fi showing the Nintendo Switch 2 box with the price of $769
September 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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So, setting up Bazzite on an old computer to give a try instead of buying a Steam Machine, and you know what was nice? Just making an account name and password and that's it. No options for data collection, no needing a Microsoft account, no screaming at you to get OneDrive and Gampass

Delightful
August 31, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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New Ocean Sleeper album is amazing
SpongeBob SquarePants levitating horizontally through a cloudy sky with rainbow light beams while wearing white earbuds connected to an MP3 player hanging below him.
August 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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this one is especially egregious
A single panel comic hand drawn illustration of Barret Wallace from FF7 gesturing disgustedly to a screenshot from nvidia's atrocious DLSS 5 slop that leaked, showing a photo of what was once Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, but is now a yassified Al model standing in a flatly lit Instagram environment. Barret's text box reads "We're killin' the planet for THIS shit?"
August 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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So with the Sega sale and many Humble monthly claims, I now have the complete Yakuza series of games.

I guess I should start playing them after playing the first a couple of years ago haha 😅
August 29, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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I for one think GTA6 looks great and am super excited to play it
Norman Rockwell's painting Freedom of Speech depicting a working-class man standing up to address a town meeting as surrounding crowd members look up at him attentively.
August 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Did Elon poop his ket diapers over shooting police in the GTA6 Netflix extended look?
August 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Where I skeet from
A screenshot of a map application showing a search result for Skeet Road in Harrisdale, Western Australia (WA 6112).
August 27, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Oh no, I fear I have the Arc Raiders bug again 🫠
August 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM