Cynicaltuba (They/Them)
@cynicaltuba.bsky.social
|🇺🇸 In 🇬🇧| They/Them |🏳️🌈⭐|
Artist, Writer, VTM player, 36
Cryptozoologists have yet to identify me. Brighton based menace to society
Artist, Writer, VTM player, 36
Cryptozoologists have yet to identify me. Brighton based menace to society
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In case you are wondering why I, a 36 year old hasn't replied to a message, it's because I'm not giving a fucking website my government ID.
But if you wanna chat or commission me I'm on Tumblr
Cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
But if you wanna chat or commission me I'm on Tumblr
Cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
Starbucks sent me a coupon to an email/account I haven't used with them in ten years and this is when the workers started boycotting for a contract.
They have sent me another today.
Give them workers rights for fucks sake.
They have sent me another today.
Give them workers rights for fucks sake.
September 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Starbucks sent me a coupon to an email/account I haven't used with them in ten years and this is when the workers started boycotting for a contract.
They have sent me another today.
Give them workers rights for fucks sake.
They have sent me another today.
Give them workers rights for fucks sake.
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Tim Curry as Amadeus, Ian McKellen as Salieri.
August 26, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Tim Curry as Amadeus, Ian McKellen as Salieri.
It's 9:40am. I just got dental work so my entire mouth is numb. And I accidentally walked into a Goth mommy's Lifestyle stream.
Why are you lifestyle streaming in a Home sense at 9:40am
The sorry that left my mouth was more like a bdvsvsvs
Why are you lifestyle streaming in a Home sense at 9:40am
The sorry that left my mouth was more like a bdvsvsvs
September 2, 2026 at 9:35 AM
It's 9:40am. I just got dental work so my entire mouth is numb. And I accidentally walked into a Goth mommy's Lifestyle stream.
Why are you lifestyle streaming in a Home sense at 9:40am
The sorry that left my mouth was more like a bdvsvsvs
Why are you lifestyle streaming in a Home sense at 9:40am
The sorry that left my mouth was more like a bdvsvsvs
A few nights ago I dreamt that a Christmas carol, Scrooge got a dark gritty reboot where he had the fight the ghost of Christmas future with the help of Jacob Marley and everyone had Netflix faces.
September 1, 2026 at 9:35 AM
A few nights ago I dreamt that a Christmas carol, Scrooge got a dark gritty reboot where he had the fight the ghost of Christmas future with the help of Jacob Marley and everyone had Netflix faces.
College students crying as they have to fork over $299 for a text book that says Lake America as the only change.
August 28, 2026 at 7:07 AM
College students crying as they have to fork over $299 for a text book that says Lake America as the only change.
Thinking about opening #commissions again but also it's impossible to do on this platform because I can't dm.
#commission #interestcheck #coupleart
Ask me on Instagram or Tumblr if you're interested ✨♥️
cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
Cynicaltuba_Revenge Instagram
#commission #interestcheck #coupleart
Ask me on Instagram or Tumblr if you're interested ✨♥️
cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
Cynicaltuba_Revenge Instagram
August 27, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Thinking about opening #commissions again but also it's impossible to do on this platform because I can't dm.
#commission #interestcheck #coupleart
Ask me on Instagram or Tumblr if you're interested ✨♥️
cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
Cynicaltuba_Revenge Instagram
#commission #interestcheck #coupleart
Ask me on Instagram or Tumblr if you're interested ✨♥️
cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
Cynicaltuba_Revenge Instagram
Kole can't read what their shirts say anyway. He's illiterate.
#witcheroc #witcher #highvampire
#witcher3
Kole belongs to my good friend JumJumYT
Teodor is mine
#witcheroc #witcher #highvampire
#witcher3
Kole belongs to my good friend JumJumYT
Teodor is mine
August 27, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Kole can't read what their shirts say anyway. He's illiterate.
#witcheroc #witcher #highvampire
#witcher3
Kole belongs to my good friend JumJumYT
Teodor is mine
#witcheroc #witcher #highvampire
#witcher3
Kole belongs to my good friend JumJumYT
Teodor is mine
Are you a bitches sharing Skyrim memes in 2026
Or are you a normal
Or are you a normal
August 25, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Are you a bitches sharing Skyrim memes in 2026
Or are you a normal
Or are you a normal
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In case you are wondering why I, a 36 year old hasn't replied to a message, it's because I'm not giving a fucking website my government ID.
But if you wanna chat or commission me I'm on Tumblr
Cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
But if you wanna chat or commission me I'm on Tumblr
Cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
August 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
In case you are wondering why I, a 36 year old hasn't replied to a message, it's because I'm not giving a fucking website my government ID.
But if you wanna chat or commission me I'm on Tumblr
Cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
But if you wanna chat or commission me I'm on Tumblr
Cynical-tuba.tumblr.com
I have such anxiety over publishing my book now because there's absolutely nothing to protect my work from being gutted and fed into the book guillotine, or scanned by Amazon. There's no laws to protect writers'works yet...
August 15, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I have such anxiety over publishing my book now because there's absolutely nothing to protect my work from being gutted and fed into the book guillotine, or scanned by Amazon. There's no laws to protect writers'works yet...
I've undone years of work teaching my well meaning elder colleagues. my pronouns are they/them.
All out the window.
All because I wore a skirt in this heatwave.
This is the thing with being non-binary, if you slightly present more femme leaning one day that's it. 🙄
All out the window.
All because I wore a skirt in this heatwave.
This is the thing with being non-binary, if you slightly present more femme leaning one day that's it. 🙄
August 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I've undone years of work teaching my well meaning elder colleagues. my pronouns are they/them.
All out the window.
All because I wore a skirt in this heatwave.
This is the thing with being non-binary, if you slightly present more femme leaning one day that's it. 🙄
All out the window.
All because I wore a skirt in this heatwave.
This is the thing with being non-binary, if you slightly present more femme leaning one day that's it. 🙄
I thought I would feel less annoyed about V6 in the morning after sleep.
No.
I'm still annoyed.
No.
I'm still annoyed.
July 31, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I thought I would feel less annoyed about V6 in the morning after sleep.
No.
I'm still annoyed.
No.
I'm still annoyed.
Recapping my July
> July1-8 Life is great
> July 9 kidney infection diagnosis antibiotics round 1 prescribed: Trimethoprim.
> They don't work very well. Anxiety side effect. Go to A&E
> Get given ciprofloxacin
> Have a red flag reaction. Tendon in right leg starts going.
> UTI horrors persist.
> July1-8 Life is great
> July 9 kidney infection diagnosis antibiotics round 1 prescribed: Trimethoprim.
> They don't work very well. Anxiety side effect. Go to A&E
> Get given ciprofloxacin
> Have a red flag reaction. Tendon in right leg starts going.
> UTI horrors persist.
July 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Recapping my July
> July1-8 Life is great
> July 9 kidney infection diagnosis antibiotics round 1 prescribed: Trimethoprim.
> They don't work very well. Anxiety side effect. Go to A&E
> Get given ciprofloxacin
> Have a red flag reaction. Tendon in right leg starts going.
> UTI horrors persist.
> July1-8 Life is great
> July 9 kidney infection diagnosis antibiotics round 1 prescribed: Trimethoprim.
> They don't work very well. Anxiety side effect. Go to A&E
> Get given ciprofloxacin
> Have a red flag reaction. Tendon in right leg starts going.
> UTI horrors persist.
I'm back at the doctor's because my evil ass UTI is back
It was already worth coming here because I dead ass just heard the following:
Boomer guy: I need travel vaccines. West Africa.
Head receptionist: How many countries are you traveling in, in west Africa
Boomer guy: India.
It was already worth coming here because I dead ass just heard the following:
Boomer guy: I need travel vaccines. West Africa.
Head receptionist: How many countries are you traveling in, in west Africa
Boomer guy: India.
July 28, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I'm back at the doctor's because my evil ass UTI is back
It was already worth coming here because I dead ass just heard the following:
Boomer guy: I need travel vaccines. West Africa.
Head receptionist: How many countries are you traveling in, in west Africa
Boomer guy: India.
It was already worth coming here because I dead ass just heard the following:
Boomer guy: I need travel vaccines. West Africa.
Head receptionist: How many countries are you traveling in, in west Africa
Boomer guy: India.
I'm 36 today! Woooo 🎊🎉
Aging is so weird to me because within the last 8 months I've become extremely aware of the passage of time and how we're all affected by it.
Savour everyday. Make that art, burn that data centre. Leave behind the thing you want to leave on this earth.
Aging is so weird to me because within the last 8 months I've become extremely aware of the passage of time and how we're all affected by it.
Savour everyday. Make that art, burn that data centre. Leave behind the thing you want to leave on this earth.
July 27, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I'm 36 today! Woooo 🎊🎉
Aging is so weird to me because within the last 8 months I've become extremely aware of the passage of time and how we're all affected by it.
Savour everyday. Make that art, burn that data centre. Leave behind the thing you want to leave on this earth.
Aging is so weird to me because within the last 8 months I've become extremely aware of the passage of time and how we're all affected by it.
Savour everyday. Make that art, burn that data centre. Leave behind the thing you want to leave on this earth.
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Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take
July 22, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take
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artists, quote with your fanart!
July 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
artists, quote with your fanart!
Confession:
I'm 35 and have never watched A James bond film, or even played golden eye.
I'm 35 and have never watched A James bond film, or even played golden eye.
July 16, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Confession:
I'm 35 and have never watched A James bond film, or even played golden eye.
I'm 35 and have never watched A James bond film, or even played golden eye.
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This brings me back to logging in from dial up when I was 10. Checking the top pictures of the day and being happy to share my art with a community!
July 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
This brings me back to logging in from dial up when I was 10. Checking the top pictures of the day and being happy to share my art with a community!
Husband is ill so he picked Barbie for movie night. I really didn't have an interest in watching it but
Guess who cried several times
Meeeee ✨
Guess who cried several times
Meeeee ✨
July 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Husband is ill so he picked Barbie for movie night. I really didn't have an interest in watching it but
Guess who cried several times
Meeeee ✨
Guess who cried several times
Meeeee ✨
Please look at my lovely Leo with his husband's in picture 1!
And of course my partner's player character, for the game I'm running Xochi!
It's been a fun Artfight this year so far!
And of course my partner's player character, for the game I'm running Xochi!
It's been a fun Artfight this year so far!
I can't believe I've only ATTACK-attacked five times! I have submitted 17 pieces so far but they've been mostly revenges!!
This has been a fun #Artfight so far!!
Attacks are against! :D
@cynicaltuba.bsky.social @spell-fox.bsky.social @urbanknightart.bsky.social @seaplusglass.bsky.social
This has been a fun #Artfight so far!!
Attacks are against! :D
@cynicaltuba.bsky.social @spell-fox.bsky.social @urbanknightart.bsky.social @seaplusglass.bsky.social
July 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Please look at my lovely Leo with his husband's in picture 1!
And of course my partner's player character, for the game I'm running Xochi!
It's been a fun Artfight this year so far!
And of course my partner's player character, for the game I'm running Xochi!
It's been a fun Artfight this year so far!