Whoever was responsible for this should be fired. 😂😂 #superman

And now.... a hwitch!

My manager asked me, “What are you worried about?” My response was, “Do you have time?” 😓🙀

A lady told me she loved my curls today. 🥹

Just realized I could never go to space because I cry too much.

Me to my coworker: did you ever watch the 1993 classic Dennis the Menace?

Tumbleweeds are on a roll here today!! 🌬️

This weekend, my dad told us he doesn’t count sheep when he’s trying to sleep, he tries to remember all of the gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas. 🎄

And old seasonal favorite, with its due load of Easter eggs. #mst3k

It’s so silly that cars are just rooms on wheels.