Thanks for this, my reading is that this is similar to exit polling rules during any other 'election'. You can still encourage people to sign, but you can't make any reference to how people have or haven't already signed in order to induce. I can't find anything more stringent in the legislation.

do you see any further position for Starmer, and do you think he would accept anything if offered?

why can I only read this to the tune of ‘we are the cheeky girls’

monkey’s paw unfurls to reveal several more fingers

bus replacement rail service etc

And in wintery

the woman Gordon Brown called a bigot and the woman who put a cat in a bin. Up to you which way round.

A CHICKEN

For the past 40 years or so, every halfwit with an opinion has at some point been styled, or styled themselves, as the heir Orwell. But Chiles is the true heir to the Orwell who wrote classics like “Toads are weird, when you think about them”, “How to make tea” and “I wish all pubs were like this”

jonn have you had sleep

fax Bezos and pitch your unique spin on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

remains hamfisted at drawing fingers

Fred Aldous if you’re spending more on the bag than the gift

Didn’t know he’d turned to pedalling conspiracy theories, he must have been sick of the news cycle

waking up in the marchtrix