dalton
@daltondr.bsky.social
writer sometimes
Author in Schlock! and Witch House
1/2 of It’s Been an Honor
constantly tired and purveyor of weird ass fiction
https://daltonrogers.substack.com/
Author in Schlock! and Witch House
1/2 of It’s Been an Honor
constantly tired and purveyor of weird ass fiction
https://daltonrogers.substack.com/
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so proud of you!
September 21, 2026 at 11:28 AM
so proud of you!
It’s done. Psychopomp and Circumstance is done. It took so long because I didn’t want to reread it after editing it only to discover that it sucked ass
I’m happy to say that it doesn’t suck ass
Ebook soon. Softcover soon.
I’m happy to say that it doesn’t suck ass
Ebook soon. Softcover soon.
September 20, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It’s done. Psychopomp and Circumstance is done. It took so long because I didn’t want to reread it after editing it only to discover that it sucked ass
I’m happy to say that it doesn’t suck ass
Ebook soon. Softcover soon.
I’m happy to say that it doesn’t suck ass
Ebook soon. Softcover soon.
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September 20, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Booted up Fire Emblem Awakening for the first time in 14 years and was immediately blasted back to being 15 again. Recognition of the passage of time has now rendered me inept. I must call out of work
September 19, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Booted up Fire Emblem Awakening for the first time in 14 years and was immediately blasted back to being 15 again. Recognition of the passage of time has now rendered me inept. I must call out of work
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i thought this was very funny
September 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i thought this was very funny
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May 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I love enjoying movies. I love it so fucking much
September 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I love enjoying movies. I love it so fucking much
Fuck I can’t believe I procrastinated Engage for three years and now Fortune’s Weave is out shit fuck
September 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Fuck I can’t believe I procrastinated Engage for three years and now Fortune’s Weave is out shit fuck
There is no boot. There is no rally. There is only the end
September 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
There is no boot. There is no rally. There is only the end
FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS! I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!
September 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS! I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!
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HI,ERIC
FELICITATIONS
FELICITATIONS
September 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
HI,ERIC
FELICITATIONS
FELICITATIONS
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Fuck, dude, we’re so fucked I gotta nominate Fire Emblem instead of Wolverine fuckkkkkk
September 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Fuck, dude, we’re so fucked I gotta nominate Fire Emblem instead of Wolverine fuckkkkkk
“God I can’t believe [TV SHOW] is still going. It’s so bad. Why can’t things just end?” I sneer, booting up Star Fox 64-4
September 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
“God I can’t believe [TV SHOW] is still going. It’s so bad. Why can’t things just end?” I sneer, booting up Star Fox 64-4
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Chapter 1 of Dirt Nap is up now. I hope you enjoy this weird story built on the foundation of weird stories we used to trade on the playground
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/dirt-nap
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/dirt-nap
Dirt Nap
Chapter 1
daltonrogers.substack.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Chapter 1 of Dirt Nap is up now. I hope you enjoy this weird story built on the foundation of weird stories we used to trade on the playground
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/dirt-nap
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/dirt-nap
if they kill off Jace Beleren I’ll actually be sad
that Aleksi Briclot media promo of the original Planeswalker card is half the reason I got into the game
that Aleksi Briclot media promo of the original Planeswalker card is half the reason I got into the game
September 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
if they kill off Jace Beleren I’ll actually be sad
that Aleksi Briclot media promo of the original Planeswalker card is half the reason I got into the game
that Aleksi Briclot media promo of the original Planeswalker card is half the reason I got into the game
sometimes I don’t like writing very much, especially when I try to do too much. That’s why there’s been a lot of articles recently bc they’re easy to churn out and don’t need to be as focused. Still, I’m working on a lot of stories, and PnC is about to be done
September 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
sometimes I don’t like writing very much, especially when I try to do too much. That’s why there’s been a lot of articles recently bc they’re easy to churn out and don’t need to be as focused. Still, I’m working on a lot of stories, and PnC is about to be done
is there risk involved with putting Bob in my commander deck where 2/3 of the cards have a CMC of 8? Yes but I’m not a fucking coward
September 15, 2026 at 12:38 PM
is there risk involved with putting Bob in my commander deck where 2/3 of the cards have a CMC of 8? Yes but I’m not a fucking coward
Finished my commander deck this weekend, and the only card from a set made in this decade is Jodah, Archmage Eternal and that’s only bc I needed a 5 color commander that let me play big spells
Calling this shit Oops! All Nostalgia
Calling this shit Oops! All Nostalgia
September 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Finished my commander deck this weekend, and the only card from a set made in this decade is Jodah, Archmage Eternal and that’s only bc I needed a 5 color commander that let me play big spells
Calling this shit Oops! All Nostalgia
Calling this shit Oops! All Nostalgia
they’ve been jamming since 9:30 to now so I did the dickhead annoyed neighbor thing and banged on the wall at around 11:30
They banged on the wall back. This confounds me
They banged on the wall back. This confounds me
the neighbors I share a wall with blast the bassiest music I’ve ever heard in my life sometimes until 2am, and it wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t have the cadence and rhythm of fucking circus music
If I have one more dream where I’m getting into a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns I stg
If I have one more dream where I’m getting into a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns I stg
September 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
they’ve been jamming since 9:30 to now so I did the dickhead annoyed neighbor thing and banged on the wall at around 11:30
They banged on the wall back. This confounds me
They banged on the wall back. This confounds me
the neighbors I share a wall with blast the bassiest music I’ve ever heard in my life sometimes until 2am, and it wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t have the cadence and rhythm of fucking circus music
If I have one more dream where I’m getting into a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns I stg
If I have one more dream where I’m getting into a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns I stg
September 14, 2026 at 4:18 AM
the neighbors I share a wall with blast the bassiest music I’ve ever heard in my life sometimes until 2am, and it wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t have the cadence and rhythm of fucking circus music
If I have one more dream where I’m getting into a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns I stg
If I have one more dream where I’m getting into a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns I stg
just played and beat Star Fox for the first time and now I get it. this shit fucking rocks
September 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
just played and beat Star Fox for the first time and now I get it. this shit fucking rocks
Woah haha it’s a double header! A blog post AND a story?? Wow! This is Home Show, and I think I like it
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/home-show
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/home-show
Home Show
No Self Awareness
daltonrogers.substack.com
September 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Woah haha it’s a double header! A blog post AND a story?? Wow! This is Home Show, and I think I like it
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/home-show
daltonrogers.substack.com/p/home-show