Dalton J. Swink
@daltonjswink.bsky.social
writer director basically cool as fuck gay guy
the “jingling keys” crowd is so much louder when they go see the jingling keys movie on a Thursday to find out which keys are being jingled before everyone else
August 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the “jingling keys” crowd is so much louder when they go see the jingling keys movie on a Thursday to find out which keys are being jingled before everyone else
Emily Wilson said what I’ve always been thinking: Chris Nolan is kind of a bad writer
July 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Emily Wilson said what I’ve always been thinking: Chris Nolan is kind of a bad writer
ZUKO BI CONFIRMED??
July 26, 2026 at 4:09 AM
ZUKO BI CONFIRMED??
rewatching Tenet hours before your first IMAX screening of The Odyssey is an extreme sport
July 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
rewatching Tenet hours before your first IMAX screening of The Odyssey is an extreme sport
cancer season is really treating you all like shit huh?
July 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
cancer season is really treating you all like shit huh?
i was really thinking this edit was shit tbh
2 cuts of ‘SUPERGIRL’ were screened to test audiences — one from Craig Gillespie & one from DC Studios.
Gillespie’s version was 11 minutes longer and featured more of the villain, Krem.
The cut from DC Studios was the one chosen for release.
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Gillespie’s version was 11 minutes longer and featured more of the villain, Krem.
The cut from DC Studios was the one chosen for release.
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
July 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
i was really thinking this edit was shit tbh
wearing a crystal on the toilet because my shit needs protected
July 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
wearing a crystal on the toilet because my shit needs protected
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"So why are people acting like Supergirl is the worst movie ever made? (One critic even said it had the “worst script I can remember.”) There’s a simple answer: misogyny."
Yes. I'd add that it's almost certainly coordinated misogyny, and someone is profiting from it.
ew.com/supergirl-is...
Yes. I'd add that it's almost certainly coordinated misogyny, and someone is profiting from it.
ew.com/supergirl-is...
'Supergirl' is a decent standalone movie — so why is everyone acting like it’s awful?
'Supergirl' has been in theaters for less than a week, and it seems everyone is quick to call it a failure after a disappointing opening weekend at the box office. But does it actually deserve the bac...
ew.com
June 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"So why are people acting like Supergirl is the worst movie ever made? (One critic even said it had the “worst script I can remember.”) There’s a simple answer: misogyny."
Yes. I'd add that it's almost certainly coordinated misogyny, and someone is profiting from it.
ew.com/supergirl-is...
Yes. I'd add that it's almost certainly coordinated misogyny, and someone is profiting from it.
ew.com/supergirl-is...
JUST FOUND OUT THE PEOPLE’S JOKER IS ON TUBI
June 30, 2026 at 2:39 AM
JUST FOUND OUT THE PEOPLE’S JOKER IS ON TUBI
Reposted by Dalton J. Swink
June 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I’m confused? Is Sam Levinson Christian? I was almost certain he was not. and this does not make things clearer for me
June 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I’m confused? Is Sam Levinson Christian? I was almost certain he was not. and this does not make things clearer for me
because giving characters a “satisfying” ending does not equate to good writing
‘THE BOYS’ series finale gave almost every character a satisfying ending. So, why are fans so divided?
We try to find out why...
discussingfilm.net/2026/05/24/t...
We try to find out why...
discussingfilm.net/2026/05/24/t...
'The Boys' Series Finale: Why Fans Are Divided By a Near Perfect Ending
The Boys series finale delivered satisfying endings to the show's most iconic characters, so why are fans online so divided over the ending?
discussingfilm.net
May 25, 2026 at 7:45 PM
because giving characters a “satisfying” ending does not equate to good writing
new rule: throw the baby out the plane
May 24, 2026 at 3:22 AM
new rule: throw the baby out the plane
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*ahem* another one
*ahem* another one
The Butterfly: Part 4
"tattoo"
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February 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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*ahem* another one
*ahem* another one
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check out my acrostic poem I shared last night at an open mic. 🖕🏻🧊
check out my acrostic poem I shared last night at an open mic. 🖕🏻🧊
fault lies within our own neglect
an acrostic poem
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January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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check out my acrostic poem I shared last night at an open mic. 🖕🏻🧊
check out my acrostic poem I shared last night at an open mic. 🖕🏻🧊
how many kids do you think were taught to thank the bus driver by Fortnite?
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
how many kids do you think were taught to thank the bus driver by Fortnite?
you ever take a big creative shit?
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
you ever take a big creative shit?
my nose sounds like Shailene Woodley screaming in that hunger games ripoff movie
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my nose sounds like Shailene Woodley screaming in that hunger games ripoff movie
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me writing abt wicked
me writing abt wicked
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What Wicked Fever Says About American Culture in a New Age of Fascism
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November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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me writing abt wicked
me writing abt wicked
if any piece of art inspires real change, it will be Deniz Camp’s comic books
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
if any piece of art inspires real change, it will be Deniz Camp’s comic books
actually video games counts as an Artist Date i said so
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
actually video games counts as an Artist Date i said so
The Prom is probably one of the worst musicals ever written but i often get the hankering to listen to it and cry
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Prom is probably one of the worst musicals ever written but i often get the hankering to listen to it and cry