Damncupid
@damncupid.bsky.social
Lover of music and writer of silliness. Supporter of women’s and lgbtq rights . MAGA Nazis suck Putin’s tiny stick
Where did the kid leave it lol
I know what I was going to say, why I went in there, I take my meds on time, I know why I'm bruised and sore and, importantly, I don't leave my phone around like a dumbass.
You can keep your version of middle age. I prefer mine.
You can keep your version of middle age. I prefer mine.
September 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Where did the kid leave it lol
Orange Shitstain got it in reverse like usual
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
Sorry Adam Savage... Your quote was just perfect for this.
Sorry Adam Savage... Your quote was just perfect for this.
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'I don't care that historians (and everybody else) rate me as the worst, I think I'm awesome godammit'
'I don't care that historians (and everybody else) rate me as the worst, I think I'm awesome godammit'
September 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Orange Shitstain got it in reverse like usual
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Would be nice if the Danish politicians were just a little tiny bit as angry.
Unfortunately they're cowards that prefer to cover their ears, close their eyes and shout "lalalala" and hope demented diaper Dumbold doesn't piss in their mouths.
Unfortunately they're cowards that prefer to cover their ears, close their eyes and shout "lalalala" and hope demented diaper Dumbold doesn't piss in their mouths.
Canada Is Pissed Off. And We’re Done Keeping Quiet
#elbowsup
#boycottusa
#FuckTacoTrump
#canadastrong
#CanadaSky
#never51state
#canadaunited
#political
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#elbowsup
#boycottusa
#FuckTacoTrump
#canadastrong
#CanadaSky
#never51state
#canadaunited
#political
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Canada Is Pissed Off. And We’re Done Keeping Quiet
From Blue Jays fans saying “Fuck the US” to Canadians refusing to travel, spend and bend, the message is getting louder: America finally pushed us too far.
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August 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Would be nice if the Danish politicians were just a little tiny bit as angry.
Unfortunately they're cowards that prefer to cover their ears, close their eyes and shout "lalalala" and hope demented diaper Dumbold doesn't piss in their mouths.
Unfortunately they're cowards that prefer to cover their ears, close their eyes and shout "lalalala" and hope demented diaper Dumbold doesn't piss in their mouths.
The shit filling between two tasteful countries
The bit between Canada and Mexico, certainly.
Trump has fully destroyed America.
September 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The shit filling between two tasteful countries
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
September 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Mitch McConnell is so dead Mario threw his shell after Bowser on Rainbow Road.
Mitch McConnell is so dead Ed Gein is hitting him up on Tinder.
Mitch McConnell is so dead his coffin is rent-controlled.
September 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Mitch McConnell is so dead Mario threw his shell after Bowser on Rainbow Road.
Love the dress
hi all! this is really difficult for me to talk about, but the store is in danger of closing before the end of the year.
you can read more about what happened here: www.mayakern.com/blog
i'm at a point where i need to ask for help. 👇
you can read more about what happened here: www.mayakern.com/blog
i'm at a point where i need to ask for help. 👇
September 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Love the dress
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as being the only important thing and start facing the damned hellscape of a planet we're going to have to endure because not enough people had the balls to stand up and say "Enough!"
Start going on strike. Organize demonstrations and document everything.
And build stuff...
Start going on strike. Organize demonstrations and document everything.
And build stuff...
September 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
as being the only important thing and start facing the damned hellscape of a planet we're going to have to endure because not enough people had the balls to stand up and say "Enough!"
Start going on strike. Organize demonstrations and document everything.
And build stuff...
Start going on strike. Organize demonstrations and document everything.
And build stuff...
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Hillbilly afraid of dirt and not being financially stable gives racist speech while cosplaying as the VP of the US.
At least his mom didn't prescribe people opioids and take them herself.
And he's definitely the type of guy that stands up for his wife concerning faith...
At least his mom didn't prescribe people opioids and take them herself.
And he's definitely the type of guy that stands up for his wife concerning faith...
JD Vance: "We were tired of being called racists for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and poorer"
September 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Hillbilly afraid of dirt and not being financially stable gives racist speech while cosplaying as the VP of the US.
At least his mom didn't prescribe people opioids and take them herself.
And he's definitely the type of guy that stands up for his wife concerning faith...
At least his mom didn't prescribe people opioids and take them herself.
And he's definitely the type of guy that stands up for his wife concerning faith...
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New painting available!
“Orchid Bliss” -24x12 on stretched canvas… $200 free shipping!
Message me if interested and please share??
“Orchid Bliss” -24x12 on stretched canvas… $200 free shipping!
Message me if interested and please share??
September 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
New painting available!
“Orchid Bliss” -24x12 on stretched canvas… $200 free shipping!
Message me if interested and please share??
“Orchid Bliss” -24x12 on stretched canvas… $200 free shipping!
Message me if interested and please share??
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I suddenly feel like I'm 6'6 if demented diaper Dumbold is supposed to be 6'3
6'3" my ass!
In Ireland tonight, Trump walks through his Doonbeg golf club’s bar to dinner.
Notice the back of his head’s lack of hair. Repeated hair dying will do that.
Notice the back of his head’s lack of hair. Repeated hair dying will do that.
September 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I suddenly feel like I'm 6'6 if demented diaper Dumbold is supposed to be 6'3
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Since I was actually a young boy (3) in 82 I better go look in the mirror to confirm I haven't suddenly turned 80 out of nowhere...
Nope. Time still works here in Notdementedville unlike in Trumpistan.
Nope. Time still works here in Notdementedville unlike in Trumpistan.
Trump says he was a "young boy" when the Falklands War happened in 1982 (he was 35 years old)
September 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Since I was actually a young boy (3) in 82 I better go look in the mirror to confirm I haven't suddenly turned 80 out of nowhere...
Nope. Time still works here in Notdementedville unlike in Trumpistan.
Nope. Time still works here in Notdementedville unlike in Trumpistan.
So IQ of -75, lol
The only way demented diaper Dumbold and his IQ can rein in AI is if all AI was forced to only "learn" from his cognitive tests
We’re doomed
September 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
So IQ of -75, lol
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"So you're saying you fucked that sheep because it forced you to do it? Sounds reasonable. I want you on the pint-sized slasher case immediately!
Welcome to the FBI, agent"
- Kash Patel
Welcome to the FBI, agent"
- Kash Patel
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
"So you're saying you fucked that sheep because it forced you to do it? Sounds reasonable. I want you on the pint-sized slasher case immediately!
Welcome to the FBI, agent"
- Kash Patel
Welcome to the FBI, agent"
- Kash Patel
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Threw up a new banner illustrating how Greenlanders feel
June 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Threw up a new banner illustrating how Greenlanders feel
Taking a break from social media be back at a later date
August 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Taking a break from social media be back at a later date
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Beautiful picture, good jimothy
July 31, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Beautiful picture, good jimothy
Exactly
France calls out the U.S. at a UN meeting:
“The US used to be a beacon of human rights. Not anymore. Today, it stands alongside North Korea, Nicaragua, Mali and Russia. Isolated. And the world no longer listens to it.”
U.S. representatives stormed out of the meeting. Well said France! 👏🏼🇫🇷👏🏼
“The US used to be a beacon of human rights. Not anymore. Today, it stands alongside North Korea, Nicaragua, Mali and Russia. Isolated. And the world no longer listens to it.”
U.S. representatives stormed out of the meeting. Well said France! 👏🏼🇫🇷👏🏼
July 31, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Exactly
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A 2-year-old was among those wounded at a crowded Seattle festival.
Days earlier, the Roberts Court struck down Hawaii’s commonsense gun safeguard.
Again and again, SCOTUS chooses the gun lobby’s agenda over the safety of everyone else.
Days earlier, the Roberts Court struck down Hawaii’s commonsense gun safeguard.
Again and again, SCOTUS chooses the gun lobby’s agenda over the safety of everyone else.
July 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
A 2-year-old was among those wounded at a crowded Seattle festival.
Days earlier, the Roberts Court struck down Hawaii’s commonsense gun safeguard.
Again and again, SCOTUS chooses the gun lobby’s agenda over the safety of everyone else.
Days earlier, the Roberts Court struck down Hawaii’s commonsense gun safeguard.
Again and again, SCOTUS chooses the gun lobby’s agenda over the safety of everyone else.
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LAND OF THE FREE...
July 29, 2026 at 9:42 AM
LAND OF THE FREE...
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Alex Jones: “The big issue is how to stop Trump. This IS a war. They’re getting a draft ready. It’s absolutely out of control. I’m calling for the 25th amendment. Impeach. Everyone who voted for the NDAA to merge our military with Israel’s need to be in Nuremberg-style trials.”
July 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Alex Jones: “The big issue is how to stop Trump. This IS a war. They’re getting a draft ready. It’s absolutely out of control. I’m calling for the 25th amendment. Impeach. Everyone who voted for the NDAA to merge our military with Israel’s need to be in Nuremberg-style trials.”
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It’s crazy to me this isn’t a daily refrain from Democrats.
July 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s crazy to me this isn’t a daily refrain from Democrats.
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