Tom
@damndesthomos.bsky.social
Technical writer / technically a writer | Gay stuff | Things with wheels | Minneapolis
Seeing more stores imply a quantity-based discount like “2 for $6” when secretly you can just get 1 for $3.
“Get 2 for the price of 2!” like no suck 2 of my balls.
“Get 2 for the price of 2!” like no suck 2 of my balls.
October 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Seeing more stores imply a quantity-based discount like “2 for $6” when secretly you can just get 1 for $3.
“Get 2 for the price of 2!” like no suck 2 of my balls.
“Get 2 for the price of 2!” like no suck 2 of my balls.
Oh wow, the thing that literally everyone warned them would happen, and that they knew would happen, happened!
St. Paul encampment sprawls as city and county try to determine next moves
Near the Mississippi River, one site absorbed residents from another closed in August.
www.startribune.com
September 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Oh wow, the thing that literally everyone warned them would happen, and that they knew would happen, happened!
Is there a more bleak-sounding brand name than “Constant Contact”? They should have workshopped that a bit more.
September 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Is there a more bleak-sounding brand name than “Constant Contact”? They should have workshopped that a bit more.
Love it when gay couples are in every photo together including their profile pics and it’s literally impossible to tell who is who
September 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Love it when gay couples are in every photo together including their profile pics and it’s literally impossible to tell who is who
Building management just announced the hot tub is closing “for the season” on Oct 11.
In related news I am organizing a tenant strike.
In related news I am organizing a tenant strike.
September 24, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Building management just announced the hot tub is closing “for the season” on Oct 11.
In related news I am organizing a tenant strike.
In related news I am organizing a tenant strike.
Kinda all over the map here
my9games.net/en/
my9games.net/en/
September 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Kinda all over the map here
my9games.net/en/
my9games.net/en/
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Oh my God, I agree with WSJ opinion
Oh my God, shoot me in the face
Oh my God, shoot me in the face
September 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Oh my God, I agree with WSJ opinion
Oh my God, shoot me in the face
Oh my God, shoot me in the face
Yes, cute stranger who just followed me, go ahead, like that relatively unflattering pic from 3 years ago, let me know you’re scrolling through my grid. Love that 😘
September 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Yes, cute stranger who just followed me, go ahead, like that relatively unflattering pic from 3 years ago, let me know you’re scrolling through my grid. Love that 😘
Miley. Tove Lo. Meg Stalter (lol). Kim Petras. And holy shit Boy Harsher too. I simply cannot process this much new music at once. Hurts so good. 🎧🫠
September 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Miley. Tove Lo. Meg Stalter (lol). Kim Petras. And holy shit Boy Harsher too. I simply cannot process this much new music at once. Hurts so good. 🎧🫠
Just pulled a tissue out of the box and there was a massive fucking spider lurking in the folds of the tissue no thank you 😱
Home Alone: Marv's Iconic Spider Scare
ALT: Home Alone: Marv's Iconic Spider Scare
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Just pulled a tissue out of the box and there was a massive fucking spider lurking in the folds of the tissue no thank you 😱
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Looking at sad, beige furniture for sad, beige people. ☹️
September 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Looking at sad, beige furniture for sad, beige people. ☹️
In an age of relentless enshittification, I am pleased to announce that someone at Kraft finally bothered to make this little “press in” tab work the way it’s supposed to. ☺️
September 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
In an age of relentless enshittification, I am pleased to announce that someone at Kraft finally bothered to make this little “press in” tab work the way it’s supposed to. ☺️
This is fucking weird
September 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This is fucking weird
I don’t need a stupid AI meme to show you what I looked like in the 80s
September 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I don’t need a stupid AI meme to show you what I looked like in the 80s
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I cannot wait to read a full retrospective of Angie Craig’s absolute trash can of a campaign. She shot herself in the foot early on and then kept pulling the trigger. It was truly breathtaking to watch.
August 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I cannot wait to read a full retrospective of Angie Craig’s absolute trash can of a campaign. She shot herself in the foot early on and then kept pulling the trigger. It was truly breathtaking to watch.
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I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
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Oh my god this lady rules. I love this.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Oh my god this lady rules. I love this.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
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I have stared down multiple cabs and reckless drivers while crossing the street in NYC after them braking inches away or even tapping me with their car.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I have stared down multiple cabs and reckless drivers while crossing the street in NYC after them braking inches away or even tapping me with their car.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
If that ICE officer was “scared for his life” while a car was actively turning its wheels away from him maybe he shouldn’t have a gun.
Britney Spears lol
December 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Britney Spears lol
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chasing "balance" in news can sound like it's noble but it's not. treating all possible sources as comparably expert, rational, experienced, insightful, relevant, disadvantaged or empowered does not result in objective, accurate reporting. it results in false equivalency.
October 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
chasing "balance" in news can sound like it's noble but it's not. treating all possible sources as comparably expert, rational, experienced, insightful, relevant, disadvantaged or empowered does not result in objective, accurate reporting. it results in false equivalency.
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Does Tylenol cause autism? Did Bella Hadid give me Limes Disease? Is the Cookie Monster my biological father?
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Does Tylenol cause autism? Did Bella Hadid give me Limes Disease? Is the Cookie Monster my biological father?