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Yossarian
@danglovely.bsky.social
Aspiring immortal.
Tots. And curly fries.
No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better
September 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Imagine if all the ICE agents worked at food banks.
September 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Eternal Return's lore is too sad.
September 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Any port in a storm.
VANDALS ON THE BOARD

Idaho punches in the TD at Utah
September 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
What have I done with my life?
September 1, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Fulfill the @sickoscommittee.org dream of having the college football season opener at the field above the Arctic Circle in Utqiagvik, Alaska
August 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
August 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Johnny Bravo had some dandruff issues.
August 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Bible pronouns according to Kyle Kinane: Optimistically they/them because God is everywhere. Realistically no/none because that shit isn't real.
August 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Dan Rubinstein crapping on Salt Lake and loving Provo. Tale as old as time.
August 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Save the cheerleader. Save the world.
August 17, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Hoult really leaning into the idiot trying to look really smart type casting.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Aug 11
Nicholas Hoult is making the jump from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters to Hogwarts with Deadline reporting that he will play Gilderoy Lockhart in Season 2 of HBO’s Harry Potter series. https://bit.ly/4hpK6gR
August 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Jessie Waters kind of aspires to be Tucker Carlson but falls short of it and that is the saddest existence I can imagine.
August 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I love we all got generational trauma from the log truck scene.
August 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The psychopath test from a long time ago.
August 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Flashback to my sister dropping facts.
August 6, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I went on a journey.
August 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The Clarence Thomas slam.
July 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
July 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Perfect. No notes.
July 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I still wish this is how they did it.
July 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
2026
July 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
He really did enjoy just risking his life on random games. #aliceandborderland
July 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
AI Piracy
July 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The AI has gotten so stupid it's recommending the video I'm watching to me.
July 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM