Dan Hall
@danhall.bsky.social
Screenwriter / Copywriter / Dad / DJ (not in that order)
Wow I’ll be like a modern day Charlie Bucket
September 14, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Wow I’ll be like a modern day Charlie Bucket
Reposted by Dan Hall
It is good, proper, and effective to make people ashamed of their political views.
There seems to be some sense that it’s impolite to actually confront One Nation voters with the racism of ONP. But I ask: why. Racism is a shameful thing and has been for a long time.
There seems to be some sense that it’s impolite to actually confront One Nation voters with the racism of ONP. But I ask: why. Racism is a shameful thing and has been for a long time.
September 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
It is good, proper, and effective to make people ashamed of their political views.
There seems to be some sense that it’s impolite to actually confront One Nation voters with the racism of ONP. But I ask: why. Racism is a shameful thing and has been for a long time.
There seems to be some sense that it’s impolite to actually confront One Nation voters with the racism of ONP. But I ask: why. Racism is a shameful thing and has been for a long time.
There is a simple test for this. If I plant it and it’s still alive in my garden six weeks later, it’s a weed.
Invasive Species Council calls for popular 'sweetpea' sold at Bunnings to be declared a weed
Push to declare garden favourite sold at Bunnings a weed
The Invasive Species Council wants the common sweet pea plant, Polygala myrtifolia, with its pretty purple flowers recognised as a significant weed and removed from sale.
www.abc.net.au
August 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
There is a simple test for this. If I plant it and it’s still alive in my garden six weeks later, it’s a weed.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A few scientists and a couple of dickhead kids visit an island full of, uh… let’s say “bland-o-saurs”
A few scientists and a couple of dickhead kids visit an island full of, uh… let’s say “bland-o-saurs”
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title
Saffron Burrows turns down a beer with Thomas Jane at a party in the middle of the Ocean
Saffron Burrows turns down a beer with Thomas Jane at a party in the middle of the Ocean
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A group of hackers kick stuff bc they're mad at computers
A group of hackers kick stuff bc they're mad at computers
August 29, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A few scientists and a couple of dickhead kids visit an island full of, uh… let’s say “bland-o-saurs”
A few scientists and a couple of dickhead kids visit an island full of, uh… let’s say “bland-o-saurs”
Let them eat ballrooms
Corn and wheat prices jump to highest prices in more than three years
Corn and wheat prices jump to highest prices in more than three years
Corn and wheat futures have surged to their highest levels in more than three years. But the reasons for these recent rallies are notably different.
cnb.cx
August 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Let them eat ballrooms
For me it’s probably:
1. “Stupid babies need the most attention!”
2. “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.”
3. “Now remember, we’re in the Itchy lot.”
4. “The frogurt is also cursed.”
5. “He card read good.”
1. “Stupid babies need the most attention!”
2. “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.”
3. “Now remember, we’re in the Itchy lot.”
4. “The frogurt is also cursed.”
5. “He card read good.”
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head:
1. "Yeah, you see how you scum!"
2. "there's your answer, Fishbulb."
3. "honeydew is the money melon!"
4. "that's right, I did the Iggy!"
4. "is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?"
1. "Yeah, you see how you scum!"
2. "there's your answer, Fishbulb."
3. "honeydew is the money melon!"
4. "that's right, I did the Iggy!"
4. "is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?"
August 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
For me it’s probably:
1. “Stupid babies need the most attention!”
2. “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.”
3. “Now remember, we’re in the Itchy lot.”
4. “The frogurt is also cursed.”
5. “He card read good.”
1. “Stupid babies need the most attention!”
2. “Oh, I’ve wasted my life.”
3. “Now remember, we’re in the Itchy lot.”
4. “The frogurt is also cursed.”
5. “He card read good.”
Further evidence that “right” and “left” are less politically potent or indicative than “life is getting harder and I want to help you” and “life is getting harder and I think that’s great and also no it’s not actually getting harder anyway everything is fine”
August 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Further evidence that “right” and “left” are less politically potent or indicative than “life is getting harder and I want to help you” and “life is getting harder and I think that’s great and also no it’s not actually getting harder anyway everything is fine”
I’ll tell ya one thing, my level of interest in what this dumbshit has to say is at an all-time low
Trump: "When our country is strong, interest rates should go down. When our country is weak, frankly they should go up."
August 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I’ll tell ya one thing, my level of interest in what this dumbshit has to say is at an all-time low
I reckon I could become the world’s greatest limbo player. The bar is pretty low.
August 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I reckon I could become the world’s greatest limbo player. The bar is pretty low.
They should Hoult production is what they should do
#NicholasHoult has been cast as Gilderoy Lockhart for HBO's #HarryPotter season 2. ✨️
Source: Deadline | Learn More: bit.ly/3U7N283
Source: Deadline | Learn More: bit.ly/3U7N283
August 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
They should Hoult production is what they should do
I kind of want to say it’s Let it Be, Tim, and Pleased to Meet Me by The Replacements. But I may have to consider further.
What's the best three album run from a band?
(the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
(the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
August 3, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I kind of want to say it’s Let it Be, Tim, and Pleased to Meet Me by The Replacements. But I may have to consider further.
My “these are not pervert glasses” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
The plight of owning “pervert glasses” when you’re not a pervert. www.vox.com/culture/4966...
Meta glasses are killing the vibe
The plight of owning “pervert glasses” when you’re not a pervert.
www.vox.com
July 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My “these are not pervert glasses” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
Reposted by Dan Hall
Ebenezer is part of the DCU: the Dickens, Charles Universe
July 24, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ebenezer is part of the DCU: the Dickens, Charles Universe
There’s nothing like having a gig to make me realise that I hate all of my shirts
July 24, 2026 at 6:29 AM
There’s nothing like having a gig to make me realise that I hate all of my shirts
I could never be a movie junket interviewer guy because I’m way too socially awkward to make movie stars sit there and pretend to be interested while I take my allotted three minutes and make it entirely about me for instagram purposes
July 20, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I could never be a movie junket interviewer guy because I’m way too socially awkward to make movie stars sit there and pretend to be interested while I take my allotted three minutes and make it entirely about me for instagram purposes
People say “that which doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” but there’s heaps of stuff that doesn’t kill me and is neutral, at best, in terms of how much strength it grants me. Like garden gnomes, or tablecloths
July 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
People say “that which doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” but there’s heaps of stuff that doesn’t kill me and is neutral, at best, in terms of how much strength it grants me. Like garden gnomes, or tablecloths
Does the microwave heat my food because it is my friend?!?!
July 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Does the microwave heat my food because it is my friend?!?!
He turned down the role of the t-rex in Jurassic Park. “I want to play one of the people, I am a people” he said to Spielberg. Spielberg eventually relented and cast Dustin Hoffman as the t-rex. Hoffman was great but we’ll always wonder
Sam Neill on his career, dying and the role he turned down
Sam Neill on his career, dying and the role he turned down
Looking back at the wisdom and insight of the beloved New Zealand actor.
www.abc.net.au
July 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
He turned down the role of the t-rex in Jurassic Park. “I want to play one of the people, I am a people” he said to Spielberg. Spielberg eventually relented and cast Dustin Hoffman as the t-rex. Hoffman was great but we’ll always wonder
Expansion? It’s already the WORLD Cup. Unless the Monstars from Space Jam are pivoting to soccer, we’ve maxed out here
Gianni Infantino says FIFA will discuss World Cup expansion post-tournament, defends hydration breaks
FIFA boss hints at World Cup expansion talks, defends hydration breaks
FIFA president Gianni Infantino believes this year's World Cup is proof that expanding the tournament was the right move.
www.abc.net.au
July 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Expansion? It’s already the WORLD Cup. Unless the Monstars from Space Jam are pivoting to soccer, we’ve maxed out here
It’s the death that keeps on giving
How Lindsey Graham's death could affect Donald Trump's agenda
How Lindsey Graham's death could affect Donald Trump's agenda
US senator Lindsey Graham died suddenly on Saturday night, local time, creating an unexpected vacancy in Congress. Here's what we know about what comes next.
www.abc.net.au
July 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It’s the death that keeps on giving
I feel like the Grim Reaper is warming up. Getting a few easy wins under his belt before going for the big one.
July 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I feel like the Grim Reaper is warming up. Getting a few easy wins under his belt before going for the big one.
I suspect whoever built this thing did it deliberately to make Trump look bad. And in doing so they became Trump’s arch nemesis
In the concept art this arch was supposed to be a perfect miniature of Trump's planned 250 ft (76m) tall arch. The rushed and limited planning time led to this Home Depot scrap plywood wrapped in vinyl debacle.
June 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I suspect whoever built this thing did it deliberately to make Trump look bad. And in doing so they became Trump’s arch nemesis
Congrats to Community Strong, the first Australian political party to be named by the Incredible Hulk himself
#BREAKING 🚨 Independent MPs Zali Steggall and Allegra Spender have announced the formation of a new political party, which will be called 'Community Strong Australia'
No other teal independents have joined, with Monique Ryan and Kate Chaney so far already ruling themselves out
No other teal independents have joined, with Monique Ryan and Kate Chaney so far already ruling themselves out
June 25, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Congrats to Community Strong, the first Australian political party to be named by the Incredible Hulk himself
My comic books are piling up while I wait for my new glasses to be ready so I can read them without getting a headache. This is the plight of the middle-aged nerd
June 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
My comic books are piling up while I wait for my new glasses to be ready so I can read them without getting a headache. This is the plight of the middle-aged nerd
Oh no, the vandals have also gotten to the government documents
BREAKING NYT:
Government documents raise new doubts about Trump's unsubstantiated claim that "vandals" sabotaged the Reflecting Pool.
There's no indication the peeling blue coating and algae blooms were caused intentionally — and the Trump admin knew that.
Government documents raise new doubts about Trump's unsubstantiated claim that "vandals" sabotaged the Reflecting Pool.
There's no indication the peeling blue coating and algae blooms were caused intentionally — and the Trump admin knew that.
Trump Says Vandals Sabotaged the Reflecting Pool. Internal Documents Raise Doubts.
www.nytimes.com
June 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Oh no, the vandals have also gotten to the government documents