d a n i
@daniboze.bsky.social
unable to escape Brooklyn
current work: housing justice + climate crisis
interests include: baseball, dicking around, surviving the horrors
current work: housing justice + climate crisis
interests include: baseball, dicking around, surviving the horrors
passed my AICP test today, WE UP
August 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
passed my AICP test today, WE UP
lmao to lose it on a grand slam is just PAIN
May 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
lmao to lose it on a grand slam is just PAIN
like at what point do we fire the hitting coach?
May 24, 2026 at 8:04 PM
like at what point do we fire the hitting coach?
guys I love baseball but this is maybe too much baseball. Extra innings AGAIN??
April 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
guys I love baseball but this is maybe too much baseball. Extra innings AGAIN??
what the FUCK was going on with the subway today
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
what the FUCK was going on with the subway today
if I’ve gotten nothing else out of this year, at least I have perfected my breakup text
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if I’ve gotten nothing else out of this year, at least I have perfected my breakup text
do not be nice to me or I WILL fall in love and I mean that as a THREAT
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
do not be nice to me or I WILL fall in love and I mean that as a THREAT
I think it should be illegal for men to talk about having kids with women that they aren’t “looking for anything serious with”. JAIL TIME.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I think it should be illegal for men to talk about having kids with women that they aren’t “looking for anything serious with”. JAIL TIME.
just submitted my application for Zohran’s team. kind of want it real bad 😩
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
just submitted my application for Zohran’s team. kind of want it real bad 😩
what is it about the second date + ghost scenario that really does it for people? what do they get out of it? why does it keep happening to me?
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
what is it about the second date + ghost scenario that really does it for people? what do they get out of it? why does it keep happening to me?
who the hell recommended Lies of Locke Lamora to me (by Scott Lynch) this bangs
October 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
who the hell recommended Lies of Locke Lamora to me (by Scott Lynch) this bangs
making my peace with the Mets not making the playoffs. nothing can hurt me 🧘🏽♀️
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
making my peace with the Mets not making the playoffs. nothing can hurt me 🧘🏽♀️
guys I think I finally have to admit that as much as i love this city, I fucking hate living here and I am about to do everything within my power to get the fuck out of here within the next year
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
guys I think I finally have to admit that as much as i love this city, I fucking hate living here and I am about to do everything within my power to get the fuck out of here within the next year
every single time Hinge sends me my Most Compatible it feels like a hate crime
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
every single time Hinge sends me my Most Compatible it feels like a hate crime
How much rejection is one person supposed to endure before it tips into being poisonous?
September 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How much rejection is one person supposed to endure before it tips into being poisonous?
slept with someone last night who has the St Louis Cardinals logo tattooed on his buttcheek. Frankly I think I’m having a killer summer.
August 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
slept with someone last night who has the St Louis Cardinals logo tattooed on his buttcheek. Frankly I think I’m having a killer summer.
when I was a kid I thought you could get drunk from rum raisin ice cream
August 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
when I was a kid I thought you could get drunk from rum raisin ice cream
back from Barcelona. just got told to suck a dick on the subway. We are so back baybeee
July 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
back from Barcelona. just got told to suck a dick on the subway. We are so back baybeee
I am drunk and I am raging but it is full BOZO behavior that this man did not want to date me. I’m in Barcelona making friends with the bartender and a couple and their chihuahua puppy. Adventures happen when I’m around. I’m MAGNETIC. What a loser to say no say to this life with me
July 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am drunk and I am raging but it is full BOZO behavior that this man did not want to date me. I’m in Barcelona making friends with the bartender and a couple and their chihuahua puppy. Adventures happen when I’m around. I’m MAGNETIC. What a loser to say no say to this life with me
People need to stop playing fucking sad songs in coffee shops!!! ENOUGH WITH THE ADRIENNE LENKER AND THE FUCKING LUCY DACUS ALBUMS
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
People need to stop playing fucking sad songs in coffee shops!!! ENOUGH WITH THE ADRIENNE LENKER AND THE FUCKING LUCY DACUS ALBUMS
Just redownloaded Hinge. Fuck it, we ball.
July 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just redownloaded Hinge. Fuck it, we ball.