Dan 🍅
@danielbraden.bsky.social
I just wanna be a film maker
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Dan 🍅
@danielbraden.bsky.social
· Dec 2
“Dude, there's a million fine looking girls in the world, but not all of them will bring you lasagna at work...most of them just cheat on you...”
---SILENT BOB
(As portrayed by KEVIN SMITH),
CLERKS, 1994.
---SILENT BOB
(As portrayed by KEVIN SMITH),
CLERKS, 1994.
She flocked me till I palantired
August 27, 2026 at 2:05 PM
She flocked me till I palantired
I really am just a little guy
May 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I really am just a little guy
So you’re telling me Gen Z didn’t get a graduation and now they’re going to war?!?!
March 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
So you’re telling me Gen Z didn’t get a graduation and now they’re going to war?!?!
I’m not mad…. I’m just disappointed… I didn’t have loaded smiley fries till I came to England. Took me coming to the land of beans on toast to finally have one of the most nostalgia childhood experiences elevated full circle in the UK.
March 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’m not mad…. I’m just disappointed… I didn’t have loaded smiley fries till I came to England. Took me coming to the land of beans on toast to finally have one of the most nostalgia childhood experiences elevated full circle in the UK.
A 19 year old at work told me I should make YouTube tutorials for film stuff cause I have a good voice anddddd I don’t know how to feel about that 😅
February 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
A 19 year old at work told me I should make YouTube tutorials for film stuff cause I have a good voice anddddd I don’t know how to feel about that 😅
I know who my real friends are 🥹
February 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I know who my real friends are 🥹
What part of the director saying “God help us” makes you think we need to start rolling the camera
February 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
What part of the director saying “God help us” makes you think we need to start rolling the camera
Nikon has the best camera. Love shooting RED RAWR XD
February 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Nikon has the best camera. Love shooting RED RAWR XD
Jury duty is just like waiting at the airport without any of the good parts
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Jury duty is just like waiting at the airport without any of the good parts
Why can’t Christians post actually good quotes on their stories? I feel like they gotta have something slightly less basic in that huge of a book
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Why can’t Christians post actually good quotes on their stories? I feel like they gotta have something slightly less basic in that huge of a book
A good quit feels powerful
January 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
A good quit feels powerful
Yoo shout out to Spotify for raising prices again. iM jUSt gLaD tHEy’RE aBLE tO sTiLL gET mUSic wITh aLL ThE sHORtAGEs. 🙃
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Yoo shout out to Spotify for raising prices again. iM jUSt gLaD tHEy’RE aBLE tO sTiLL gET mUSic wITh aLL ThE sHORtAGEs. 🙃
Bro I was just a drunk college freshman ain’t nobody wanna see the cringe of 2016
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Bro I was just a drunk college freshman ain’t nobody wanna see the cringe of 2016
Not me just realizing I had 2 beers for dinner today
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Not me just realizing I had 2 beers for dinner today
The Studio rocks has all the stress of production in every episode gives me work PTSD in the best way!
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Studio rocks has all the stress of production in every episode gives me work PTSD in the best way!
Can we bring back MySpace’s top 8 on Twitter? I’m afraid the platform just isn’t toxic enough
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Can we bring back MySpace’s top 8 on Twitter? I’m afraid the platform just isn’t toxic enough
I need someone who smokes cigarettes and shoots film to do a tiktok series on what cigarettes each film stock would smoke
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I need someone who smokes cigarettes and shoots film to do a tiktok series on what cigarettes each film stock would smoke
Just know I ran a 5k today to make more room for turkey and NOT cause I’m better than everybody
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just know I ran a 5k today to make more room for turkey and NOT cause I’m better than everybody
Nothing like the tech coming to your house try to charge you $300 for you to go… alright I’ll just fix it myself lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Nothing like the tech coming to your house try to charge you $300 for you to go… alright I’ll just fix it myself lol
If you’re an actor posting ai slop with your face on it why should anyone hire you to act irl
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you’re an actor posting ai slop with your face on it why should anyone hire you to act irl
You think Trump also called Clinton his Big Beautiful Bill?
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You think Trump also called Clinton his Big Beautiful Bill?
Favorite sentence I’ve been told all week. Hey we see you in the shot AND you’re fishin lmaoooo
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Favorite sentence I’ve been told all week. Hey we see you in the shot AND you’re fishin lmaoooo
I got two types of on! On and moron!!
October 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I got two types of on! On and moron!!
They call me dementia… early on set 🫡
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They call me dementia… early on set 🫡